Someone just got owned. In the same sort of way the Sparklers will own the cellar this year...utterly and completely, beyond all doubt.Originally Posted by BlackenedI want to make it perfectly clear what I do not intend to do in this post before I carry on with what I do wish to accomplish with it. What follows is a series of remarks addressed to the readers of this post and to I Smoke Camels himself. I sincerely can't stress this enough, but if he wants to be taken seriously, he should counter the arguments in this post with facts, not illogical panaceas, personal anecdotes, or insults. I believe I have found my calling. My calling is to build a world overflowing with compassion and tolerance. And just let him try and stop me. I Smoke Camels claims that he, and the Sparklers are the best thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread. Well, I beg to differ.
At the risk of sounding hopelessly disaffected-to-the-core, I Smoke Camels knows how to lie. It's too bad he doesn't yet understand the ramifications of lying. Whenever I ponder over the meanings and implications of his merciless protests, I feel little peace. He and his doctrinaire apparatchiks must laugh about this in private, knowing that he has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice with unsympathetic pip-squeaks ie: the UT board. Is this because he needs their help to bribe the parasitic with the earnings of the productive? Well, I'm sure I Smoke Camels would rather create division in the name of diversity than answer that particular question.
I Smoke Camels's stubborn epithets manipulate everything and everybody. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to take steps against the whole devious brotherhood of amateurish oafs. I Smoke Camels can't fool me. I've met pathological cheapskates before, so I know that I Smoke Camels intends to create a new social class. Ghastly, crapulous libertines, feckless New Age gauleiters, and wicked gasbags will be given aristocratic status. The rest of us will be forced into serving as their allies. Let me close where I began: I Smoke Camels seems to be expressing an irrational preference for remaining in some previous century while the rest of the world hurtles forward. The point I am alluding to will be evident to all on September eleventh.