A Raiders Rhyme

[Crush05]

There once was a player named Moss,
who burned every bridge that he crossed,
He joined up with the Raiders,
and as an ego deflator,
Al Davis will be his new boss!


There once was team that wore silver and black,
they were kicked out of LA and told never to come back,
One bad decision by the team boss,
was to go out and sign that jerk Randy Moss!

Everyone create a Raider rhyme, what fun!

[Crush05]

Now do not go getting all upset. This was just to have a little fun. A few of your posters in here have come to our site to have a little fun lately. So I figured why not!!!!

[macc_attack]

HAHAHAHAH funny............

Try this one

There once was a player named Moss,
who burned every corner he crossed,
Al Brought him to Oakland,
The raider nation grinned,
and the haters will eat thier words!

There once was team that wore silver and black,
The other 31 couldnt handle thier smack,
Thanks to Al Davis: the big boss,
They went out and signed that playa Randy moss.

[Crush05]

I like it. Keep em coming!!!!!

[WookieRaider]

I am sure this is great fun, but as it reeks of smack, shouldn't it be posted there? I only point this out as smack is something I don't get involved in and if a post is there, I generally ignore it. JMHO...

[macc_attack]

I agree with wookie, I think this is in the wrong forum

[Tyson]

there once was a team who wore orange and blue
they got chump bailey with whom Jerry Porter knew what to do
the game in the snow will make denver feel robbed
cuz their hero chump bailey just couldnt do his job...

[Snoop750]

Originally Posted by WookieRaider

I am sure this is great fun, but as it reeks of smack, shouldn't it be posted there? I only point this out as smack is something I don't get involved in and if a post is there, I generally ignore it. JMHO...

I agree 100%.

[ekgraider]

shouldnt you be bad mouthing plummer on a donk board or something? lol

[Gen_Man]

These ryhmes are beyond horrid.

[RichGannon]

There once was a WR
Who was wanted no more
so he was given away to
Orange and blue.

Once in Blue
he started to demad for
money to.
he got what he wanted
Even though he was a small
version of T.O

What will he do?
Nobody Knows
but all is for certain
He will be bitching in blue

[Raiderjersey]

Originally Posted by tyson

there once was a team who wore orange and blue
they got chump bailey with whom Jerry Porter knew what to do
the game in the snow will make denver feel robbed
cuz their hero chump bailey just couldnt do his job...

funny, I like it thanks to you
although this is smack its true
this yrs game will be the best
when champ is running porter will not let him rest
he will try as he can, fall short of his man while porter
is jumping to give high five to a fan. touchdown raiders

[18Moss]

The Raider Nation will raise some hell
in the AFC West with the return of Shell
With Moss and Jordan in Silver and Black
Y'all punk ass Donks betta watch yo back

Who is this guy who goes by Champ
who got burned for 3 in Denver's camp?
Or that hippie quarterback named the Snake
who Burgess will turn into a pancake?

It's all about them boys in the O
who don't need turf to put on a show
In the last 3 years, yeah we phuckin blow
but in Al I trust, fo sho fo sho!

[kitared]

There once was a poster that was a Denver FAN
We all know he wasn't a REAL MAN
Came to the Raider Nation website talking a bunch of jive
Going by the name of Crush05
Keeping posting in the wrong forum and he will be in the land of Banned!!!!!!

[RichGannon]

Originally Posted by kitared

There once was a poster that was a Denver FAN
We all know he wasn't a REAL MAN
Came to the Raider Nation website talking a bunch of jive
Going by the name of Crush05
Keeping posting in the wrong forum and he will be in the land of Banned!!!!!!

damn thats cold but true if i knew how to give you rep I would.