Ode To A Chiefs Fan
The only real fan
You have is the X-Factor
His costume looks like it came
Out of a trash compactor.
Covered in ketchup and mustard
Those are your team colors!
Support any part of your team
Aren't there any others?
Your Arrowhead Stadium
Makes me want to puke
Any "good" players there
Have turned out to be a fluke.
Out of the AFC West
You are dead last
So why don't you kiss
My Silver and Black a$$
So here's to you Chiefs
I'll take a tequila shot
I hope you choke
Because your team does a lot.