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UC · #46 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MALOSO4LIFE

How can you tell which side is which?

I dunno... ask Kita. She has been preparing DBM for his annual prostate exam. She has thus seen both his ass and his face and it is hard to determine which is which.

So, DBM. What do you prefer, one finger or two?

**kitared** · #47 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by UCRaider

I dunno... ask Kita. She has been preparing DBM for his annual prostate exam. She has thus seen both his ass and his face and it is hard to determine which is which.

So, DBM. What do you prefer, one finger or two?

Didn't I tell your ASS to keep me out of this mess?!

Man this years smackfest SUCKS!!

UC · #48 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by kitared

Didn't I tell your ASS to keep me out of this mess?!

Man this years smackfest SUCKS!!

Does this year's suck? Really? Are you sad that you did not get the oppurtunity to get slapped around? Look, just bend over, bite the pillow, and yell as loud as you possibly can. Then, someone might actually listen to your complaints and pretend like they care.

DontBeMessin · #49 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 06:29 AM

I’m going to keep this short – your teeth are jacked! There are spaces between all your teeth bro. Back in the day your mother used your grill as a cheese grater.

I don’t try to talk about you horrible spelling and incapability to structure sentences together. I find it too funny to.

YES - I’m calling you Capt. Pastie, Space Ghost, Pilsbury White Boy, Michelin Man, WhiteAss SquarePants. Problem?

Maybe it you just being a square ass Linus, but I don’t even get half the crap you write… Weiner Schneitzel? I had to Google that! Bogart? I am a bogart fool – I’m bogartin every bitch in every city son! I hope you were doing society a favor by breaking into the local sperm bank and removing your speciman's from the Maury Povich "your not the father" samples. Pray – PRAY I don’t live in your city – If I did, you jack off so much you’d invest in a elbow brace. Be taking yoga classes..

And as Long as I stay above you by a smidget – I will take this – you need to at least START smacking. I will put out anything to get you to come out and I get nothing…

**kitared** · #50 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by UCRaider

Does this year's suck? Really? Are you sad that you did not get the oppurtunity to get slapped around? Look, just bend over, bite the pillow, and yell as loud as you possibly can. Then, someone might actually listen to your complaints and pretend like they care.

Yes it really does suck!! And can you come up with some new smack? Cause the same old BS you spittin is getting old and crusty as DBM's mouth when he woke up and realized his threesome left him lonesome!

DontBeMessin · #51 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by UCRaider

Anybody have any predictions of any complaints or excuses DBM will use when he loses?

I think he will go with the "This isn't the real smack fest" excuse to save his face.

Who the fukk says your winning? You have to smakk first of all! At least try to structure a couple sentences without fukking them all up! Still wondering how you got past High School... Or did you with your buck tooth GED havin ass lookin like a white Calton Banks.

UC · #52 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

I’m going to keep this short – your teeth are jacked! There are spaces between all your teeth bro. Back in the day your mother used your grill as a cheese grater.

I don’t try to talk about you horrible spelling and incapability to structure sentences together. I find it too funny to.

YES - I’m calling you Capt. Pastie, Space Ghost, Pilsbury White Boy, Michelin Man, WhiteAss SquarePants. Problem?

Maybe it you just being a square ass Linus, but I don’t even get half the crap you write… Weiner Schneitzel? I had to Google that! Bogart? I am a bogart fool – I’m bogartin every bitch in every city son! I hope you were doing society a favor by breaking into the local sperm bank and removing your speciman's from the Maury Povich "your not the father" samples. Pray – PRAY I don’t live in your city – If I did, you jack off so much you’d invest in a elbow brace. Be taking yoga classes..

And as Long as I stay above you by a smidget – I will take this – you need to at least START smacking. I will put out anything to get you to come out and I get nothing…

Sorry to advise you that there are no spaces between my teach. You are realy reachin' now DBM... don't bend over to far, you might attract some attention.

My horrible sentence structure? Is this all you got? I'm sorry to inform you that you could not even follow the white bouncy ball on the "pacific ocean has sprung a leak" comment. Don't insult people on intelligence when you are a few lost brain cells away from actually lookin' and actin like Beetlejuice.

No, there is no problem with your weak ass name calling. You are just makin' yourself look like a fool for your lack of creativity. Maybe you should go back to school or at least read a book.

You bogart every bitch in the city? Then how is it that you whined and bitched and moaned about some dude stealin' away your pussy for the night? Stop, please, you are losin' the touch you never really had.

You had to google weiner schneitzel? Okay...

Look DBM... go get drunk on lunch so you can at least have some sort of attack. Your smack is like an army with no infantry. Or maybe even a person with no biological mother.

I can't wait to here you whine when you lose... I wonder how much you will bitch. Now that will actually be a lot more entertaining then your weak ass smack!

Gotta get back to work. I will smack you around later

DontBeMessin · #53 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by kitared

Yes it really does suck!! And can you come up with some new smack? Cause the same old BS you spittin is getting old and crusty as DBM's mouth when he woke up and realized his threesome left him lonesome!

Nice one Kita! It would have been better with the posse - but like I said - this is for fun and be ready for the real one... I asked CandyCane how much I have to go through. I didn't even get drunk and post!!!

Now, about my threesome. Only reason I fell asleep is because you weren't there Kita! I mean look at you up in the RF.net tailgate picture above. Mouth all wide open just ready so except some dick!!

Don't be scar'd I'll only give it to you in quarters!

Candygirl73 · #54 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 06:45 AM

When correcting on grammer and **** like that...........that smack sucks.

MALOSO4LIFE · #55 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Candygirl73

When correcting on grammer and **** like that...........that smack sucks.

Please keep your comments out of other peoples threads!

**kitared** · #56 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

Nice one Kita! It would have been better with the posse - but like I said - this is for fun and be ready for the real one... I asked CandyCane how much I have to go through. I didn't even get drunk and post!!!

Now, about my threesome. Only reason I fell asleep is because you weren't there Kita! I mean look at you up in the RF.net tailgate picture above. Mouth all wide open just ready so except some dick!!

Don't be scar'd I'll only give it to you in quarters!

The only problem was, you were to scared to show us the Alabama Snake!!! That is 2 years in a row you turned into a bitch! Don't be mad at me cause my mouth is more than you can handle!

And what do you keep talking about a REAL SMACK FEST?! This is it, you and UC!

Candygirl73 · #57 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MALOSO4LIFE

Please keep your comments out of other peoples threads!

Why don't you come and make me

MALOSO4LIFE · #58 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 07:08 AM

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