Smackfest's Main Event~ DBM vs. UC!

[Candygirl73]

Originally Posted by MALOSO4LIFE

Please keep all posts out of this thread unless you are UC or DBM. Thanks.

Why are you posting in here then?

[UC]

Originally Posted by kitared

Hey keep me out of this!!!

I was talkin' about you, not to you.

[MALOSO4LIFE]

Originally Posted by Candygirl73

Why are you posting in here then?

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by UCRaider

Put out a feeler? Yeah buddy... so you admit your **** is weak. Look, I saw your last thread and R8RFox slapped you around like a red bone at a black panther party. You only are here because you live on reputation, or lack there of. Have I run dry? ****, has the Pacific Ocean sprung a leak? Get your weak ass out of here. Question?

Red bone at a black panther party and a leaky ocean… Did you cheat your way through high school. How the hell can an ocean have a leak? Why would black person bitch slap another black person at a black panther party? UCPasty – I suggest you keep with what you know because your guessing about mine is makes you look retarded…

The ocean sprang a leak… What the hell was that? That’s not even worth a comeback…

Chiclet.

Originally Posted by UCRaider

My dirty ass mug? Like I said, your face looks like Beetlejuice from Howard Stern with a few rearranged teeth. Look, you are the reasons for making rubbers. Who wants a bunch of drunk, toothless, light skinned zombie lookin' mother fukkers roaming around earth? ****, just the thought of a city full of DBM's makes me cringe. Seems like a good plot to a horror movie. Worst yet, I would hate to see the inner thighs of the beast that pushed your ugly ass to freedom.

A city full of me’s – well, that would just mean you have a city of me pimpin your ass out bitch! Had to bring my momma in this didn’t you… Because of your beaver teeth your mother had an unscheduled c-section from the inside. Your mother had to breast feed you from a garden hose after she lost her left breast on the first attempt. Mutha fukka’s would come over and none of the furniture would have legs… Your mother would just explain that you were teething… Your uncles after they had a couple of beers would call you over then tap you on the top of the head and watch you stumped throughout the house trying to keep your head from falling over from the poor distribution of weight caused by those satellite dishes you call teeth.

Originally Posted by UCRaider

Is this the best you got? What website did you get that from? Or please don't tell me these are the things you and your buddies think up on drinkin nights. I could just see about four of you huddled in a mass with interlocked arms standing in a circle seeing if you can piss on the guys shoes in front of you.

Is that smakk? Is it? I can’t tell – I think it sounds like something you had to do to get in your F.R.A.T. Why the fukk one would want to spend 4 years huddled up to a dorm full of dudes I will never understand… Wait – there is a word for that…

Gay.

Originally Posted by UCRaider

If you are going to try and win with one liners that you either heard when you were still having your momma pop that pimple on the inside of those intertubes you call lips, then just do us a favor and step down before you get ousted Gray Davis style...

There was no diss in there? Where is it at? You think saying I have big lips is a diss? Ask the ladies with your razor lips which they would rather have. Damn Casper – you just smakked yourself!

Originally Posted by UCRaider

Three inches... seems like something you could use so you can actually call your California earthworm an Alabama black snake. ****, I bet you never even been to Alabama... but hey, even if you did, you would just find another man and woman to bogart your punk ass!!! Did you clean the sheets after they got done fukking on your bed, in your house, while you laid there sleepin' dreamin' about what Kita would look like with a short skirt and a pendelum dick!!!???!!!

Originally Posted by UCRaider

It's true... I have no ass. But at least that crosses me off your molestation list. Tell me, JT, did Micheal Jackson need a right hand(ed) man?

Yep it does, but puts you on the flat ass list. Now, go out and make Daddy some MONEY!!! Wait… You just admitted to a flat ass? I’ll come back to that one later – chiclets for teeth, a flat ass, a nose that you can hide a small vehicle in…

Are you a virgin?

Originally Posted by UCRaider

How's the unemployment checks coming? Can you afford to drive your own car yet or are you still takin' the bus. ****, don't forget to ask the bus driver for a transfer rich guy

And I still pull more bitches than you. Now, you’re a student talking about you having money? Your parents don’t count Jamie Kennedy Malibu’s Most Wanted…

Originally Posted by UCRaider

You love that homoerotic **** talkin' don't you? It makes me wonder if you would be up for a threesome... oh wait... with another dude? MMF? and your makin' gay jokes even though you got left out? Please DBM... You have more diseases than Helen Keller's got disabilities. Look, I'll be Ike, you be Tina. You do have pretty feminine qualities... the role could work.

You want to fukk me? All this anger is out of jealously? I’m scared to come to Cali now. What would I do – try to run from you? Hell no – dude you got like Superhero **** going on. You’d suck me to you with those tunnels called nostrils – pin me down with the teeth so I couldn’t move. Muffle me from screaming from those shag carpet eyebrows then have your way with me...

I was wondering since you have a gap in your teeth – if you smile and breath does it sound like you’re whistling?

[DontBeMessin]

Thin lip UC servin' up pussy paper cuts since 1979...

[UC]

Red bone at a black panther party and a leaky ocean… Did you cheat your way through high school. How the hell can an ocean have a leak? Why would black person bitch slap another black person at a black panther party? UCPasty – I suggest you keep with what you know because your guessing about mine is makes you look retarded…

The ocean sprang a leak… What the hell was that? That’s not even worth a comeback…

Are you really calling me out on this one? You have to be kidding me? Let me so down so the idiots can follow... You said that my smack ran dry. I asked if the Pacific Ocean sprung a leak. Yes, DBM, that did not make sense. That was satire for you, an analogy if you will. See, the is a better chance for the Pacific ocean to spring a leak then there is for my **** talkin' to run dry. Why would a black person slap another black person at a black panther party? Well, if a black man has sex with a no tooth, fair skinned woman and has a son that looks like you, I would say that would qualify as slap worthy. Look, you say I am lookin' retarded while you are using hindsight **** talkin'. Talk less about what I said and attack it instead of being unoriginal and well.... BORING. I noticed you did that same thing against R8RFox and claimed you slapped him around... look, you go ahead and get all your material from other people's creativity cuz your smack is about as well rounded as an Olsen twin

Chiclet.

A city full of me’s – well, that would just mean you have a city of me pimpin your ass out bitch!

You don't want another white square bear to bogart your bitch ass do you?

Had to bring my momma in this didn’t you… Because of your beaver teeth your mother had an unscheduled c-section from the inside. Your mother had to breast feed you from a garden hose after she lost her left breast on the first attempt. Mutha fukka’s would come over and none of the furniture would have legs… Your mother would just explain that you were teething… Your uncles after they had a couple of beers would call you over then tap you on the top of the head and watch you stumped throughout the house trying to keep your head from falling over from the poor distribution of weight caused by those satellite dishes you call teeth.

My mother and her beaver teeth? This is your smack? Look, your head was such a tight fit during your mother's pregnancy that her pubes because the hair on your head. You look like a mother fukking water deprived chia pet with teeth that make a starvin' child in a third world country look decent. Look, we can all tell your jokes are scripted and have no orginality to them at all. So go ahead and reminisce about your high school days with your lame one liners. Do us all a favor and don't type anything that makes us all stupider. ****, just readin' your thoughtless rants cost me a few brain cells. Seriously, you called me out earlier on satire and come at my education level. You are about as stupid as a red bone at a black panther party (I thought if you saw the same sentence twice, you might actually learn something)....

Is that smakk? Is it? I can’t tell – I think it sounds like something you had to do to get in your F.R.A.T. Why the fukk one would want to spend 4 years huddled up to a dorm full of dudes I will never understand… Wait – there is a word for that…

Gay.

This must be the place in which you assume UC stands for a college. Well, I am not in a frat, I don't go to a university, and I don't live in a dorm room. ****, atleast I don't have to take the bus to work....

There was no diss in there? Where is it at? You think saying I have big lips is a diss? Ask the ladies with your razor lips which they would rather have. Damn Casper – you just smakked yourself!

Ask the ladies what? Do you really think the ladies find your intertubes attractive? ****, the only pussy you ever get is with the street hookers on the corner of "desperate". Well, maybe you did find one attractive one.. .but that white square bear stole the pussy you planned from you right under your roof. Look, you go ahead and dream about four balls, two dicks, and one pussy all you want. If that situation played out, what role would you have played... Luke Skywalker or Darth Vader?

Yep it does, but puts you on the flat ass list. Now, go out and make Daddy some MONEY!!! Wait… You just admitted to a flat ass? I’ll come back to that one later – chiclets for teeth, a flat ass, a nose that you can hide a small vehicle in…


Are you a virgin?

Your smack centers around how much ass I got? Are you serious? Holy damn!!! Do I not have enough ass to join one of your threesome parties? What's your prototypical man DBM? Does he have a nice ass, a beautiful smile, and a chiseled nose? You surprise me with your unoriginal mud slingin'.

Am I a virgin? Ask your ex-wife.

And I still pull more bitches than you. Now, you’re a student talking about you having money? Your parents don’t count Jamie Kennedy Malibu’s Most Wanted…




You want to fukk me? All this anger is out of jealously? I’m scared to come to Cali now. What would I do – try to run from you? Hell no – dude you got like Superhero **** going on. You’d suck me to you with those tunnels called nostrils – pin me down with the teeth so I couldn’t move. Muffle me from screaming from those shag carpet eyebrows then have your way with me...

I was wondering since you have a gap in your teeth – if you smile and breath does it sound like you’re whistling?

I have a gap in my teeth? Are you sure about that buddy?

Anger? This is all a game to me big guy. I'm sittin over here waiting for you to make your move. Seems like your the one catching emotions.... but you did state from the get go that you were worried about battling me....

[UC]

Seriously... I expected a competetion here. LadyR8R held it down better than this chump. DBM= Dumb Black Man. This ain't even a contest. I really think I lost a few brain cells readin' DBM's thoughtless rants. Really, I thought you packed some heat in your cap gun. Just imagine if you actually did not get a bye DBM, you would have been toast weeks ago. I'm sorry but R8RFox owned you and I should have the privalege of battling him now, but instead I get to have the joy of clownin on a member of the "wack pack". Seriously, I feel bad for stepping on a mental midget. Just throw your white flag into the air and wave it around like you just don't care!!!

[DontBeMessin]

The object my son of a smakkfest is to make the reader laugh at the others expense. Where in your dull ass reading do you actually think someone cracked a smile?

For one you sentences are all fukked up, missing words and verbs and clauses... I suggest your go back and fix it using the edit feature...

Now, to the smakk - Yes GAP IN YOUR TEETH! What? You don't think I saw the picture of you with your hands on your quickly balding head? Gap teeth in your mouth so my dicks gotz ta fit! Your **** is weak all your doing is defending yourself - your on the ropes )well to you dental floss) Keep defending yourself bro - because the smack I'm delivering is the real. Now I will continue the ass beating...

UC you've taken so much dick in the ass that seperating your ass cheeks is like trying to pull two pieces of bread apart on a grill cheese sandwich!

What son - What?

UPS gave you employee of the year because of your skills packing ass.

UC your so pathetic you have Cleo on speed dial...

[UC]

Wow, did you even come to play? DBM, I over estimated you. Your about as aggressive as the Japanese Army. Go sit and reflect on your weak ass **** and come back when you have stepped up your game.

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by UCRaider

Wow, did you even come to play? DBM, I over estimated you. Your about as aggressive as the Japanese Army. Go sit and reflect on your weak ass **** and come back when you have stepped up your game.

That's it folks - he's going down!

When you were young your mother used to grab you by the top of the head and use your teeth to open tuna cans - ya buck tooth bastard!

Look Captain Pastie you wish you could smakk - all your left doing is holding the bowl asking what happened. You need to come to the realizaiton of we woopin up on you. Your well has run dry and I think the time is up... It's been a week and it's over I'm assuming.

I never read any of your smakk - because there wasn't any to read.... You seemed good at first but you ran dry - like your mother after the 8th dick for the evening...

[DontBeMessin]

Where you at Space Ghost?

[LINQ0311]

One time I had this cat, and it pooped on my pillow.

[UC]

Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

That's it folks - he's going down!

When you were young your mother used to grab you by the top of the head and use your teeth to open tuna cans - ya buck tooth bastard!

Look Captain Pastie you wish you could smakk - all your left doing is holding the bowl asking what happened. You need to come to the realizaiton of we woopin up on you. Your well has run dry and I think the time is up... It's been a week and it's over I'm assuming.

I never read any of your smakk - because there wasn't any to read.... You seemed good at first but you ran dry - like your mother after the 8th dick for the evening...

I'm going down? Are you mistaking me for the fella in your could have been threesome? Boy, I don't go down on men but I guess your up for the adventure. Find yourself another suitor, I don't play the same game as you.

Buck tooth bastard? You should be the last to talk about teeth! It looks like you chewed on stale grits as a child. I'm surprised you attempt to clown in areas your deficient. I know get the logic behind your dick envy. Look, I'm sorry that the law of averages left gave you the short end of the stick, literally, but please don't go around and condemn others who are superior to you. ****, I'm sure small children are more well undowed then your pathetic ass. It must be HARD for you to find condoms in such a small size... where do you travel to get them, Japan?

Did you say I need to come to the realization of "we" whoopin you? Did you not already try and capitalize on my spelling mistake earlier? Man, you see danger and swim away faster than a dolphin in a tuna tank. Do me a favor. If you are going to bust people out and call them names for making a mistake, make sure you don't make the same mistake. Damn your ugly...

Are you calling me Captain Pastie? It looks like half of your blood lines are as pale as Casper the Ghost scared ****less!!! Are you a fool or did all those dick slaps to the face finally do their damage? I'm sure a few hard slaps loosened same of your already depleted brain cell source.

You think it's over because I am telling you that you need to step it up? You come calling me out during my work hours as if you silenced me, but where were you all weekend? I hope you were doing society a favor by breaking into the local sperm bank and removing your speciman's from the Maury Povich "your not the father" samples.

My mother with her eighth dick of the evening? You got it all wrong, Dumb Black Man . Your mother is nick named Weiner Schneitzel for all the chili dogs men give to her.

Look, if anyone ran dry it was you. You come out whining that I made a reference to your mother, yet all you have is mama jokes that are as scripted as a T.O. touchdown celebration. I wonder why you think you are so good and talkin' ****, you are rather weak. I would expect no less for a man who is hidden in the depths of society... Next bus stop, Bogart Town.