Smackfest's Main Event~ DBM vs. UC!

[Candygirl73]

Let's get ready to rrrrrrumblllllllllllle!!!!!! You guys have until next Wednesday! May the best man win!


This is between DBM and UC only! Don't join in!

[UC]

the best man? wouldn't it be more like the worst man?

[UC]

Better hair? How can you say that when your sportin the Friar Tuck!

Picture this UC - you with your Friar Tuck... You'd thought you'd go urban and get your tuck braided. You had one horizontal corn row with shiny polished dome. You started to get happy with it so you had Laqueesha connect it to those catapillars you call eyebrows!

Me with the Friar tuck? ****, you should be used to the tuck... you know, that California earthworm you tuck between your legs. Sure, go ahead and call it a Alabama mulatto snake all you want, but perception is not always reality.

Corn row? See, I never get this. You think corn rows would be a white person's term seeing how we get labeled as no shoe wearin', straw of grass in mouth, backwards ass bitches. But I guess backwards is forward's in your reality world. I made the mistake of asking your jail folk Bubba about your backwards is forward's theory and he told me it's true... Your back side would always be lunged forwards when you dropped the soap. AHOY MATEY

You call my eyebrows catepillars? Are you sure you didn't misunderstand Laqueesha? That name alone sounds like one of your supposed swing sessions at your local Whore House. Yes, I was there distributing work for my bitches. Unfortunatley she refused service for you because of your jeri curled ass pubic hairs and that "catepillar" you tuck between your legs. Look, I know you love living up to that black stereotype, but stereotypes are only guidelines son. You can wish the stereotype is true for you all you want, but your wishing convinces nobody other than the pictures of naked ladies that get sprayed down like the car wash when your little Civic gets to truckin'. We all know you pack economy car features in your "supposed" luxury car status.

I know you are a little slow so it will take you a while to figure out most of these comments. You seem like the type who put the gun right up to the TV while playin' Duck Hunt but it's funny that that is the only "fowl" play you have got since Y2K. See DBM, that nappy ass frow you have on your head does not cover the lack of brains you have. I think you heard the bigger the cranium the bigger the brain but don't get that confused with the bigger the fro the larger the dick.

NEXT

[UC]

Hey DBM, I found a picture of you from Halloween. Damn, on second thought, that hair does serve you right. Just remember to keep your damn mouth shut.

[AudieMurphy1]

this thread should be renamed urkel vs screach

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by UCRaider

Me with the Friar tuck? ****, you should be used to the tuck... you know, that California earthworm you tuck between your legs. Sure, go ahead and call it a Alabama mulatto snake all you want, but perception is not always reality.

Corn row? See, I never get this. You think corn rows would be a white person's term seeing how we get labeled as no shoe wearin', straw of grass in mouth, backwards ass bitches. But I guess backwards is forward's in your reality world. I made the mistake of asking your jail folk Bubba about your backwards is forward's theory and he told me it's true... Your back side would always be lunged forwards when you dropped the soap. AHOY MATEY

You call my eyebrows catepillars? Are you sure you didn't misunderstand Laqueesha? That name alone sounds like one of your supposed swing sessions at your local Whore House. Yes, I was there distributing work for my bitches. Unfortunatley she refused service for you because of your jeri curled ass pubic hairs and that "catepillar" you tuck between your legs. Look, I know you love living up to that black stereotype, but stereotypes are only guidelines son. You can wish the stereotype is true for you all you want, but your wishing convinces nobody other than the pictures of naked ladies that get sprayed down like the car wash when your little Civic gets to truckin'. We all know you pack economy car features in your "supposed" luxury car status.

I know you are a little slow so it will take you a while to figure out most of these comments. You seem like the type who put the gun right up to the TV while playin' Duck Hunt but it's funny that that is the only "fowl" play you have got since Y2K. See DBM, that nappy ass frow you have on your head does not cover the lack of brains you have. I think you heard the bigger the cranium the bigger the brain but don't get that confused with the bigger the fro the larger the dick.

NEXT

The fro is to create an equalibrium - a fulcrum as you will so I can keep my center balance to walk, run, stand, and slap your ugly ass momma!

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by UCRaider

Hey DBM, I found a picture of you from Halloween. Damn, on second thought, that hair does serve you right. Just remember to keep your damn mouth shut.

That is sad you have to resort to pictures. Have your fingers run dry? Is that all you've got - pictures? Is there no more left to you UC...

As I thought... I suspect that UC stands for U of Cal. Because I've seen you there in the showers... I knew that was you - Oh, not using them of course - cleaning them! Your that witty janitor!

You've used those skills to be crowned Fantasy Videos quickest and most thorough jizz room cleaner. Won three years straight!!!

You know why there are no pictures of you here on RF.net - because of your weird shaped head. In grade school they teased you and called you Dickheadenstien.

In middle school you had so many pimples you blinded three kids from random pimple eruptions caused by ongoing rants of your dick shaped head...

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by AudieMurphy1

this thread should be renamed urkel vs screach

That was gay - two of your heros I take it... Only a gay man would put that!

[UC]

Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

That is sad you have to resort to pictures. Have your fingers run dry? Is that all you've got - pictures? Is there no more left to you UC...

As I thought... I suspect that UC stands for U of Cal. Because I've seen you there in the showers... I knew that was you - Oh, not using them of course - cleaning them! Your that witty janitor!

You've used those skills to be crowned Fantasy Videos quickest and most thorough jizz room cleaner. Won three years straight!!!

You know why there are no pictures of you here on RF.net - because of your weird shaped head. In grade school they teased you and called you Dickheadenstien.

In middle school you had so many pimples you blinded three kids from random pimple eruptions caused by ongoing rants of your dick shaped head...

Is the Jolly Dwarf speakin' up? Yes, I had to use pictures to emphasize the fact that yo' ass is ugly. You aint just ugly, your third world ugly.

Me with pictures? Your same tired ass lame smack never changes... so I use one picture and you are ready to pull the cord.

Hey DBM, ever seen Space Balls? Remember when princess Lea has the servent drag the man size blow drier around on the desert at the bottom of space? You should take a cue cuz that's the size hair accessories you need to keep your fro' from lookin' like King Kong's pubic hair.

They have no pictures of me on rf.net? Go look for them big guy. Ignorance is bliss and I'm sure that's the same line your father used on your mother....

Look, talk all you want about pimples and jizz, if thats your game, this will be a cat walk. Somebody please go get this pussy some catnip

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by UCRaider

Is the Jolly Dwarf speakin' up? Yes, I had to use pictures to emphasize the fact that yo' ass is ugly. You aint just ugly, your third world ugly.

Me with pictures? Your same tired ass lame smack never changes... so I use one picture and you are ready to pull the cord.

Hey DBM, ever seen Space Balls? Remember when princess Lea has the servent drag the man size blow drier around on the desert at the bottom of space? You should take a cue cuz that's the size hair accessories you need to keep your fro' from lookin' like King Kong's pubic hair.

They have no pictures of me on rf.net? Go look for them big guy. Ignorance is bliss and I'm sure that's the same line your father used on your mother....

Look, talk all you want about pimples and jizz, if thats your game, this will be a cat walk. Somebody please go get this pussy some catnip

You are running dry in the smack area aren't you... This is going to be easy! I just wanted to put my feelers out there before I start bitch slapping you around.

[DontBeMessin]

Well, well, well, if I didn't find your dirty ass mug in the archives of dudes you don't want to date! UC - do you have to tape your nose down to kiss a woman or you make them sign a waiver stating any injury sustained in foreplay or intercourse is subject for medical expenses paid by recipient! By signing this waiver any damage done by my buck chicklet tooth havin ass to your labium or bruised areas from nasal mishaps will not be contested in court for medical reimbursement...

And yes bro - YOU DO HAVE FAT ASS CATAPILLARS FOR EYEBROWS!!! Now that's funny!

[DontBeMessin]

UC when you last shopped for teeth cleaning utensils you went to the Home Depot Gardening section!