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DontBeMessin · #61 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Candygirl73

When correcting on grammer and **** like that...........that smack sucks.

I hate that too. After all the **** he fukked up then he's going to call me out on it? pfft. whatever...

When is this over anyway?

And when are you and kita going to wrestle in jello for me and MalesAlso??!?

Candygirl73 · #62 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

Okay, I'm going to help you out. I want you to read the above and actaully - seriously state if you think that is smakk? A comeback or whatever your PBR drinking frat boy ass thinks it is...

I gave him the pussy Marshmellow. Here's what you don't get - you have to have the pussy to loose the pussy. Since you don't have pussy - you don't understand. It's cool. Maybe CandyCane will throw you a bone - I know your trying for Kita - but she already said that she likes sucking dick and can't do you because she chokes on small bones...

No need for drinking... I would put you in tears son... I'll wait until tomorrow. How long is this thing lasting anyway?

Why am I being brought into the smack???

**kitared** · #63 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

I couldn't in front of my daughter for God's Sake you trailer park hooker! What the hell - you just think I'm going to whip it out with my daughter there? And I did pull out the snake the first year! Why do you think IntimiRaider isn't posting anymore? I gotz him working for me... S&B jus quit his job in hopes of seeing the south once more!
See ya - hooka love!

LOL, your broke ass ain't got enough money to form the words hooka!! And I know your daughter was there, didn't expect you to be that trife......But, how did IntimiRaider see the Albama Snack....I mean Snake and none of the ladies seen it? That just takes us back to the "Know how I know your GAY" thread!

Candy, they keep bringing us back into these threads to actually have a challenge, seeing they can't smack each other around!!

Stabler12 · #64 (**permalink**) 03-29-2006, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

I couldn't in front of my daughter for God's Sake you trailer park hooker! What the hell - you just think I'm going to whip it out with my daughter there? And I did pull out the snake the first year! Why do you think IntimiRaider isn't posting anymore? I gotz him working for me... S&B jus quit his job in hopes of seeing the south once more!

And CandyCane asked if we could start one up just for giggles - the other one comes in the summer when there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING going on here. Draft is over - nobody's posting... All we are doing is waiting for summer practices...

See ya - hooka love!

No you didn't try to clown me JT! You already know that I'll slap yo fro lopsided! Alabama Black snake my ass! I still remember when you tried to holla at that lady outside of the Raider Image and she told you that she wouldn't date you because of the bestiality laws in California! Just be glad that I'm not in this competition to verbally smack you around Urkel! Hell...UC is handin' you an ass whuppin! Your a disgrace to the race JT! Anyway I brought along some pics to show everyone what yo punk ass looks like!

Wifees Bitch!

DBM eating a sandwich....with his mouth open!

Look at DBM about to have a stroke after finally being allowed to touch Kita! This is the closest that you will ever come to getting some from Kita J!

Now log off the net and go make me my money Bitch before I have to pimp slap yo ass to oblivion!

And don't be bringin' me back any food stamps this time either! I expect money...not food stamps from my tricks!

DontBeMessin · #65 (**permalink**) 03-30-2006, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by kitared

LOL, your broke ass ain't got enough money to form the words hooka!! And I know your daughter was there, didn't expect you to be that trife......But, how did IntimiRaider see the Albama Snack....I mean Snake and none of the ladies seen it? That just takes us back to the "Know how I know your GAY" thread!

Candy, they keep bringing us back into these threads to actually have a challenge, seeing they can't smack each other around!!

I know - I am broke - Stabler is one sorry ass bitch - making me no money! Kita I'll see you in June! And IntRaider saw it because when he woke up after talking **** all he remember was me unzippin my trousers and a sharp pain over his left eye! He's dry... and I'm done...

Stabler - the only race you belong to is the dog races bitch! Wait a fukking minute! Your not Stabler... you tricky mutha fukka!! You switched your name!!! Tricks are Tricky - ho bitch! The only person I know that can come out like that is...

SnB (SucknBalls!)

Kiss my ass bitch! If you want to start the real one I'm down right now - you haven't even made it past the first round - EVER!!! You've been fukked so hard by kita and wifee your wife had to duct tape your ass cheeks to your back because you kept tripping over them.

You know those balls on people work desk back in the day where you would hit one and there were like 5 in the middle and the one at the end would go out then hit the 5 in the middle and keep on proceeding like that. The ones on the ends were kita and wifee - and your fat ass was in the middle takin it like a boy scout at a catholic priest convention!

DontBeMessin · #66 (**permalink**) 03-30-2006, 01:24 AM

Hey I have the next two days off so I'm done. It's spring break and I pick up princess for the rest of the week.

So, until the next one bitches!!! I'll keep the baby powder in the backpack!

Candygirl73 · #67 (**permalink**) 03-30-2006, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Stabler12

No you didn't try to clown me JT! You already know that I'll slap yo fro lopsided! Alabama Black snake my ass! I still remember when you tried to holla at that lady outside of the Raider Image and she told you that she wouldn't date you because of the bestiality laws in California! Just be glad that I'm not in this competition to verbally smack you around Urkel! Hell...UC is handin' you an ass whuppin! Your a disgrace to the race JT! Anyway I brought along some pics to show everyone what yo punk ass looks like!

Wifees Bitch!

DBM eating a sandwich....with his mouth open!

Look at DBM about to have a stroke after finally being allowed to touch Kita! This is the closest that you will ever come to getting some from Kita J!

Now log off the net and go make me my money Bitch before I have to pimp slap yo ass to oblivion!

And don't be bringin' me back any food stamps this time either! I expect money...not food stamps from my tricks!

DontBeMessin · #68 (**permalink**) 03-30-2006, 03:32 AM

Candy - that's not funny - I can't see the pictures...

Caveman72 · #69 (**permalink**) 04-24-2006, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

Dog - your nose is so big the last time you sneezed the propulsion made you three inches taller.

LATE HIT! · #70 (**permalink**) 05-08-2006, 04:46 PM

Hate to say it but if thats smack

you gotta come more RAW! JMO,
and if anyone wants to 'Drop the Gloves' and challenge ME, I might decline it! I like eye contact, Anyone in Vegas? toe-toe, contact me. A, moderators stay cool and no disrespect to you or the participants.