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Old 03-24-2006, 05:37 AM
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DontBeMessin is QUIT FUKKING WITH MY SCHIT!!!!
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I can vision it now... Bon Jovi buys the Raiders and all the stadium music will be from their cheesy greatest hits album!

You left the back door open and the worst thing in your existance has happened...

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Old 03-24-2006, 06:05 AM
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I can vision it now... Bon Jovi buys the Raiders and all the stadium music will be from their cheesy greatest hits album!

You left the back door open and the worst thing in your existance has happened...

I'M IN!
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You are running dry in the smack area aren't you... This is going to be easy! I just wanted to put my feelers out there before I start bitch slapping you around.

Put out a feeler? Yeah buddy... so you admit your **** is weak. Look, I saw your last thread and R8RFox slapped you around like a red bone at a black panther party. You only are here because you live on reputation, or lack there of. Have I run dry? ****, has the Pacific Ocean sprung a leak? Get your weak ass out of here. Question?
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:06 AM
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Well, well, well, if I didn't find your dirty ass mug in the archives of dudes you don't want to date! UC - do you have to tape your nose down to kiss a woman or you make them sign a waiver stating any injury sustained in foreplay or intercourse is subject for medical expenses paid by recipient! By signing this waiver any damage done by my buck chicklet tooth havin ass to your labium or bruised areas from nasal mishaps will not be contested in court for medical reimbursement...

And yes bro - YOU DO HAVE FAT ASS CATAPILLARS FOR EYEBROWS!!! Now that's funny!

My dirty ass mug? Like I said, your face looks like Beetlejuice from Howard Stern with a few rearranged teeth. Look, you are the reasons for making rubbers. Who wants a bunch of drunk, toothless, light skinned zombie lookin' mother fukkers roaming around earth? ****, just the thought of a city full of DBM's makes me cringe. Seems like a good plot to a horror movie. Worst yet, I would hate to see the inner thighs of the beast that pushed your ugly ass to freedom.
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:08 AM
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UC when you last shopped for teeth cleaning utensils you went to the Home Depot Gardening section!

Is this the best you got? What website did you get that from? Or please don't tell me these are the things you and your buddies think up on drinkin nights. I could just see about four of you huddled in a mass with interlocked arms standing in a circle seeing if you can piss on the guys shoes in front of you.
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:10 AM
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UC when you were a kid the Tooth Fairy had to hire Trans America Van Lines movers to help her get those bastard out the house!



If you are going to try and win with one liners that you either heard when you were still having your momma pop that pimple on the inside of those intertubes you call lips, then just do us a favor and step down before you get ousted Gray Davis style...
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:13 AM
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Dog - your nose is so big the last time you sneezed the propulsion made you three inches taller.

Three inches... seems like something you could use so you can actually call your California earthworm an Alabama black snake. ****, I bet you never even been to Alabama... but hey, even if you did, you would just find another man and woman to bogart your punk ass!!! Did you clean the sheets after they got done fukking on your bed, in your house, while you laid there sleepin' dreamin' about what Kita would look like with a short skirt and a pendelum dick!!!???!!!
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:14 AM
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What son - WHAT!?!?!?!

Looking like a Pilsbury Dough boy without an ass! Dancing like wounded pigeon on crack... The last time you had pussy the animal shelter had to shut down for a week to disinfect the place!

NEXT!

It's true... I have no ass. But at least that crosses me off your molestation list. Tell me, JT, did Micheal Jackson need a right hand(ed) man?
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:15 AM
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Now - go and get all you dorm ass buddies to help you out!

How's the unemployment checks coming? Can you afford to drive your own car yet or are you still takin' the bus. ****, don't forget to ask the bus driver for a transfer rich guy
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:17 AM
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You love college and your frat boys don’t ya? F.R.A.T. – F-frequently R-receives A-ass T-thrills.

You love that homoerotic **** talkin' don't you? It makes me wonder if you would be up for a threesome... oh wait... with another dude? MMF? and your makin' gay jokes even though you got left out? Please DBM... You have more diseases than Helen Keller's got disabilities. Look, I'll be Ike, you be Tina. You do have pretty feminine qualities... the role could work.
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:18 AM
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Next???!?
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