DBM vs. R8RFOX and Canadian - Oakland Raiders Forum | Message Board

Candygirl73 · #1 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 12:41 AM

Since you said f it and don't care who you take on...........here ya go D

**R8RFOX** · #2 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 12:48 AM

Bring it Duane! Lets do this....

Candygirl73 · #3 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 12:55 AM

**R8RFOX** · #4 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 12:58 AM

DBM's toe nails are so crusty and yellow, they look like rotten cracker jacks... But they smell like a bucket of warm ****.

DontBeMessin · #5 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 01:18 AM

Just to let you know R8RFOX - you my negro - but Lets do dis!!!

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DBM's toe nails are so crusty and yellow, they look like rotten cracker jacks... But they smell like a bucket of warm ****.

Warm **** is whats between your teeth bitch! During your prison stay they called you security blanket - because after they fukkin worked your ass the dick suck always made them feel cozy!

The last time you used a toothpick - it caught fire!

DontBeMessin · #6 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 01:42 AM

Canada - your beyond homosexuality, beyond beastiality - mutha fukka your into plantiality! For those who don't know this is quite common in Canada. These bastard stick all kinds of **** up their asses. Things you find in the wild - branches, pine cones, tree bark, then they glaze themselves down in tree sap...

**R8RFOX** · #7 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

Just to let you know R8RFOX - you my negro - but Lets do dis!!!

Warm **** is whats between your teeth bitch! During your prison stay they called you security blanket - because after they fukkin worked your ass the dick suck always made them feel cozy!

The last time you used a toothpick - it caught fire!

Damn homie, you need to lay off that Jailhouse Porn you be rent'n. The vision of Bubba in a Jailhouse shower towel must make your saliva flow. They call yo ass Captain Salad for all that salad you be toss'n in the shower. Do the immates just bring a pack of cigarretes and some jelly for your service, or do they just take it from yo bitch ass....?

**R8RFOX** · #8 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

Canada - your beyond homosexuality, beyond beastiality - mutha fukka your into plantiality! For those who don't know this is quite common in Canada. These bastard stick all kinds of **** up their asses. Things you find in the wild - branches, pine cones, tree bark, then they glaze themselves down in tree sap...

**R8RFOX** · #9 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 02:34 AM

Oh yeah, DBM, you still my dawg....

DontBeMessin · #10 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by R8RFOX

Damn homie, you need to lay off that Jailhouse Porn you be rent'n. The vision of Bubba in a Jailhouse shower towel must make your saliva flow. They call yo ass Captain Salad for all that salad you be toss'n in the shower. Do the immates just bring a pack of cigarretes and some jelly for your service, or do they just take it from yo bitch ass....?

I heard a jailhouse story about you - they had to close down the showers for a week. Seems you sucked so much dick all the nut you couldn't swallow clogged up the drain pipes!

**R8RFOX** · #11 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 04:15 AM

While we are talking about Jailhouse lore, lets not forget to tell the tale of the time you were held quaranteen in the Jailhouse medical clinic after your ass had taken such pounding and been filled up with so much convict nut that you had a STAFF infection and your ass swelled up like Puffy Smalls'. It took ten enemas a day and such a large shot of Penicylin that it could have cured elephant size drippy dick to finally clear yo **** up. Long live DBM (DICKS-BE-MINE) the jailhouse HO that did it for free... Your a living legend!!!

**R8RFOX** · #12 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by R8RFOX

While we are talking about Jailhouse lore, lets not forget to tell the tale of the time you were held quaranteen in the Jailhouse medical clinic after your ass had taken such pounding and been filled up with so much convict nut that you had a STAFF infection and your ass swelled up like Puffy Smalls'. It took ten enemas a day and such a large shot of Penicylin that it could have cured Elephant size drippy dick to finally clear yo **** up. Long live DBM (DICKS-BE-MINE) the jailhouse HO that did it for free... Your a living legend!!!

DontBeMessin · #13 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by R8RFOX

While we are talking about Jailhouse lore, lets not forget to tell the tale of the time you were held quaranteen in the Jailhouse medical clinic after your ass had taken such pounding and been filled up with so much convict nut that you had a STAFF infection and your ass swelled up like Puffy Smalls'. It took ten enemas a day and such a large shot of Penicylin that it could have cured elephant size drippy dick to finally clear yo **** up. Long live DBM (DICKS-BE-MINE) the jailhouse HO that did it for free... Your a living legend!!!

Whatever dog - the smell of spreading your ass cheeks apart causes prison riots!

Smells like fresh nut, sweaty balls and ass, cum that has been stuffed between your butt cheeks for years, balls that haven't seen daylight for 8 years, and a few dead gerbils stuck in various places. (the gerbils made it out of the ass but toxic fumes made them too weak to escape the sticky nut patches between those poor gerbils and freedom)