DBM vs. R8RFOX and Canadian - Page 2 - Oakland Raiders Forum | Message Board

DontBeMessin · #16 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 07:52 AM

Yea - his team of ass lickers. In prison they called you two car wash. Because R8R would wash the dicks and you'd polish them off!

Canada - do you live near a nuclear plant? There has to be an explanation for your very small penis size... Did your mother smoke crack during the pregnancy? What is it bro?

Canada - I bet right now you have on a wife beater with cheese puff stains on it. I bet you dig in your ass like all day and then eat a sandwich. I bet your idea of fun is fukking your neighbors pumkins.

Jimi18 · #17 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by canadianraider

So am i on Fox's team?

Jack Bauer... On fox's team?

Candygirl73 · #18 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 08:18 AM

It's a battle of battles. Everyman for himself

**R8RFOX** · #19 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 09:38 AM

Sorry I've been gone so long, I had to go hire a group of industrial toilet cleaners to come clean out my guest toilet. DBM came over to party, we lost site of him around 2:30 AM and no one could find him. We eventually found him passed out, face down on the bathroom floor upstairs. Apparently the Apple "bitch ass Martinies" he brought over were a bit much for him to take. He had apparently ran down the street butt neked (eye witness account), kidnapped a poodle and snuck him upstairs unbeknownst to the rest of us innocent party goers. Well you can only imagine what happened next. When I woke up to this horrible stench eminating from the 2nd floor, I had to investigate. I almost puked when I saw what had happened. DBM was passed out neked, face down on the floor with a dead poodle between his legs. There was **** everywhere. I had to pay the cleaners double just to get them to clean it without calling the cops. Hey DBM, I'll send you the bill....

**kitared** · #20 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by R8RFOX

Long live DBM (DICKS-BE-MINE)

That was funny!

Candygirl73 · #21 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by kitared

That was funny!

It was

**R8RFOX** · #22 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 12:00 PM

Oh Canada?? You down to get smacked around a bit? Where ya at? Oh, I get it, you ride'n on the back of a horse with your man, the Mounty....

canadianraider · #23 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 12:41 PM

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Oh Canada?? You down to get smacked around a bit? Where ya at? Oh, I get it, you ride'n on the back of a horse with your man, the Mounty....

Yep.. i got busted..

i was trying to build my igloo on a lumberjacks land. thats a big no no.

DBM, whats up with you wanting to know bout my balls? seriously bro, go get some pussy. I know your moms was bad but try another experience, you might enjoy.

and Fox, i believe were suppose to be teaming up on DBM..

canadianraider · #24 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

Canada - I bet right now you have on a wife beater with cheese puff stains on it. I bet you dig in your ass like all day and then eat a sandwich. I bet your idea of fun is fukking your neighbors pumkins.

actually i have your wife on me right now.

Candygirl73 · #25 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by canadianraider

Yep.. i got busted..

i was trying to build my igloo on a lumberjacks land. thats a big no no.

DBM, whats up with you wanting to know bout my balls? seriously bro, go get some pussy. I know your moms was bad but try another experience, you might enjoy.

and Fox, i believe were suppose to be teaming up on DBM..

Nope it's every man for himself :callyax:

canadianraider · #26 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Candygirl73

Nope it's every man for himself :callyax:

ughh!! i know i cant make it..

but ill stay in and add witty comments like mine above ^^.

**R8RFOX** · #27 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 11:39 PM

Sorry Canada but its every man for himself. We can't give DBM a bigger head then he already has, thinking he's taking on a team of two. With that big ass, Angela Davis afro of his, he doesn't need to let his head grow any bigger or he won't make it through any doorways. Then he wouldn't be able to get to the computer and make replies to this thread. I don't want to win by default AGAIN....

**R8RFOX** · #28 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 11:39 PM

So I guess its down to me and DBM now...?

canadianraider · #29 (**permalink**) 03-14-2006, 11:52 PM

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So I guess its down to me and DBM now...?

NEVER!

you wish you greasy faced phcuk. you got one good side for pictures, the back of your head.

DontBeMessin · #30 (**permalink**) 03-15-2006, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by R8RFOX

Sorry I've been gone so long, I had to go hire a group of industrial toilet cleaners to come clean out my guest toilet. DBM came over to party, we lost site of him around 2:30 AM and no one could find him. We eventually found him passed out, face down on the bathroom floor upstairs. Apparently the Apple "bitch ass Martinies" he brought over were a bit much for him to take. He had apparently ran down the street butt neked (eye witness account), kidnapped a poodle and snuck him upstairs unbeknownst to the rest of us innocent party goers. Well you can only imagine what happened next. When I woke up to this horrible stench eminating from the 2nd floor, I had to investigate. I almost puked when I saw what had happened. DBM was passed out neked, face down on the floor with a dead poodle between his legs. There was **** everywhere. I had to pay the cleaners double just to get them to clean it without calling the cops. Hey DBM, I'll send you the bill....

Leave those cheap stories to the young boys you have tied up in your basement. Your just filling in the blanks aren't you. It's sad you have to take what happened at your last party "The Richard Simmons PoodlePalooza" and fill my name in from what your hermaphrodite momma did.

That was weak! Junior, I next time you post you actually think about it. I know it's going to be hard since you only have three brain cells and two of them don't like each other, but put some thought into it...

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DBM, whats up with you wanting to know bout my balls? seriously bro, go get some pussy. I know your moms was bad but try another experience, you might enjoy...

That was original... How about this CanadicksRaider - you and the fox fukker get together and try to come up with a little su'in su'in to actually call this a smakkfest! Between me blowing up poodles with my big dick and ****ing my mother you have about as much smakk as a hooker with her lips wired shut.

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Originally Posted by canadianraider

actually i have your wife on me right now.

That'll be $1000.oo. OH! And I take all the major credit cards..

bitch...