Are you RF.Net's next Smakk King or Queen?

[kitared]

Originally Posted by canadianraider

and kita.. as reigning smack champ, you should be teaching these beechs a lesson. instead your also hiding behind the judges table. could it be you, like many members, know your victory was a fluke?

#1. How was my victory a fluke?!
#2. I shouldn't have to teach anyone anything....that should bome well prepared in this battle!

[canadianraider]

Originally Posted by kitared

#1. How was my victory a fluke?!
#2. I shouldn't have to teach anyone anything....that should bome well prepared in this battle!

1. hey! i'm just saying theres rumors fluddering that you had it easy last year and that you can't do it again. Maybe you also know this and is the reason your juding..

2. Well i figured the smack fest was supposed to be good.. and without last years champ.. is it not significantly downgrading the festivities?

[R8RFOX]

Originally Posted by multiraider

hehe, if you must know, and being a woman i realize you have no choise but be nosey, ill humor you. Multi stands for Multiple Orgasms.. (thats right, made the nips tingle just a bit, and the gooch start to flutter didnt i.) being a man and getting tired of dealing with all of you women yappin all the time, i decided at a young age to do everything in my power to figure out a way to shut you the hell up.. in my journey i have figured out the there are only two ways to shut a woman up. and only one of them being perminate. way #1 to stick a **** in her mouth, but that only last till she has finnishes me off, then she just starts talking again. blah blah blah.. this is terrible, because as men, we just dont want to listen to you. (hate to be the one to give you that news, but trust me you will be better off now for knowing) and then there is way #2. Multiple Orgasms. although we have to listen to you during the heat of passion, once you have cum two or three time, then had a thumb shoved up your @$$ you dont want to talk for days. (now i really have you fogging up the windows dont i?) hope your not sitting at the office..

so.. now that we have answered that question, im sorry for ruining a perfectly good pair of your underwear.

Wow, I think you were more wound up by your own words than anybody in this forum. If you call multiple orgasms smack'n your goat on the ass when you are done with HIM, then that makes complete sense, coming from a backwards ass fuk like you. Woman? Son, when I pull my **** out the lights go out! If I was in an elevator everyone would be pressed up against the door for there would no longer be any room to stand. You shouldn't bring a knife to a gun fight little boy....

[kitared]

Originally Posted by canadianraider

1. hey! i'm just saying theres rumors fluddering that you had it easy last year and that you can't do it again. Maybe you also know this and is the reason your juding..

2. Well i figured the smack fest was supposed to be good.. and without last years champ.. is it not significantly downgrading the festivities?

The only rumor fluddering around here is DBM running his mouth because he doesn't want to fess up to his lost. Raider_wifee & Punisher clearly stated the facts, "DBM was getting murdered" The thread is still there if you want to go check it out.

It is suppose to be good, this is a chance for others to show there stuff. What fun would it be if me and DBM dominated every year?

[multiraider]

Originally Posted by #50

Well done! That was the best you have had so far and I will give you props. Sorry I had to actually work and ignore you, seems you missed me greatly.

Someone asked you a question about what multi stands for, but since I haven't seen an answer let me tell them limp di*k. According to my google research multiraider was defined as the follwing:

multiraider (mul-tee, ray-der): Individual confused with individual sexual orientation. Often misunderstood and look upon as scum. Not to be confused with a drag , a multiraider does not impress anyone.

hehe.

of course i miss my bitch.. i hear about you all the time. i almost feel like your my son, but we both know no son of mine would favor the honey dew. your mom is always talking about you right before i give her the boot out the door. mom, what a giver, she has talents that rival girl giving massages at sussie wongs ( you want me finnish?) and believe you me, thats hard to top. maybe not the same as a warm mellon, but it will sure do for the rest of us.

[Candygirl73]

Originally Posted by canadianraider

Now, i'm not in this because i don't consider myself no smack talker..

And neither do we

Originally Posted by canadianraider

but candy.. you can't really say nuttin' 'bout the quality of smack in this thread when your there shaking in your boots at the judges table.

The only boots you here shakin' is your sister's while Maloso is bangin' her

[kitared]

Originally Posted by Candygirl73

And neither do we



The only boots you here shakin' is your sister's while Maloso is bangin' her

Get down Candy get down!!

[Candygirl73]

Originally Posted by canadianraider

again, you 3 great smack talkers are talking the talk, but can you even walk the walk? Let me know when the judges need there diapers changed, i'll get multiraider on it.

The only diaper you need to change is on your head

[MALOSO4LIFE]

Originally Posted by canadianraider

Now, i'm not in this because i don't consider myself no smack talker..

You're right bro, no response needed

[R8RFOX]

Originally Posted by Candygirl73

The only diaper you need to change is on your head

Oh Snap!! Canadianraider is watch'n Strange Brew right now, trying to think of some smack lines to come back on you with...You took him to the hole..

[multiraider]

Originally Posted by R8RFOX

Wow, I think you were more wound up by your own words than anybody in this forum. If you call multiple orgasms smack'n your goat on the ass when you are done with HIM, then that makes complete sense, coming from a backwards ass fuk like you. Woman? Son, when I pull my **** out the lights go out! If I was in an elevator everyone would be pressed up against the door for there would no longer be any room to stand. You shouldn't bring a knife to a gun fight little boy....

alright, you can call me a backwards ass fuk all you want, but im not going to sit here and let you call your sister a goat. true, she may look a little like hairy henderson on a bad hair day, and has the intellegence of a shoe box being worn by the bumbs outside my office, but she has many fine qualitys..

[Candygirl73]

Originally Posted by R8RFOX

Oh Snap!! Canadianraider is watch'n Strange Brew right now, trying to think of some smack lines to come back on you with...You took him to the hole..