Are you RF.Net's next Smakk King or Queen?

[UC]

Originally Posted by multiraider

gloves?? who needs gloves?? gloves are for girls, and pu$$ys.. what catagory do you fall under? im taking whats behind door #2, and your just taking from behind.. im talking old school bare knuckle, slap you in the back so hard ill make your head fly back and get cought between your traps kinda smack..

Should I comment with a sir or maybe a maam? Fine, l will leave my politeness at the door. Anyone supplying the baby powder?

Valentines day is over, so get off DBM's jock. That's right, wipe your mouth dry and thank your sir one more time!

Gloves are for girls? Yes maam, they are. But I thought your punk ass needed some training. I'm pretty sure you do take from door #2 but don't you think it's fukked to take advantage of the senile? Word is you take what's behind door #2 and take it from behind. I guess I can't discriminate, do what you do son but don't be spittin words you can't back.

[multiraider]

Originally Posted by UCRaider

Should I comment with a sir or maybe a maam? Fine, l will leave my politeness at the door. Anyone supplying the baby powder?

Valentines day is over, so get off DBM's jock. That's right, wipe your mouth dry and thank your sir one more time!

Gloves are for girls? Yes maam, they are. But I thought your punk ass needed some training. I'm pretty sure you do take from door #2 but don't you think it's fukked to take advantage of the senile? Word is you take what's behind door #2 and take it from behind. I guess I can't discriminate, do what you do son but don't be spittin words you can't back.

dont get all upset about someone giving props for good smack.. i know your not use to this, but thats cause your weak padwan. after i have learned you this afternoon and tought you the ways of the jedi, you will be able to take my smack to other posts and act like your good. i give you permission.. i can see you need the help.. in advance, for that you are welcome. till then, sit back and learn..

[multiraider]

doesnt seem to be too many people talking the smack today.. what up with that?

[kitared]

Maybe because the ones that are, aren't very good at it?! That is just my $.02!

[multiraider]

Originally Posted by kitared

Maybe because the ones that are, aren't very good at it?! That is just my $.02!

you cracking on me?? if so ill give you some change.

[#50]

Originally Posted by kitared

Maybe because the ones that are, aren't very good at it?! That is just my $.02!

Your reading it donkey nuts!

[multiraider]

Originally Posted by #50

Your reading it donkey nuts!

mellon, where you been? hold up, i say we have a poll about this..

where has mellon been?
a. out back planting the seeds early this season..
b. doing his research as to where the pumpkin chuckin is taking place this weekend
c. relized super freash was having a sale on cantaloupe
d. crying cause he got spanked
e. all of the above.

i say e. all of the above.

[kitared]

#50 & Mulit, in case you two forgot or wern't paying attention not only am I judge in this madness, but also the winner of last year's smack!! So I suggest both you guys work on your smackk skills, cause right now lady, UC & DBM are dogging you like a pimp who came across one of his $2 crack hoes that ain't paid him in 2 weeks......

[R8RFOX]

Originally Posted by twynkye

Didn't Debo got knocked the f*ck out?? I'm just saying...........No smack intended.

Yeah, but it took a brick...

[R8RFOX]

Originally Posted by multiraider

mellon, where you been? hold up, i say we have a poll about this..

where has mellon been?
a. out back planting the seeds early this season..
b. doing his research as to where the pumpkin chuckin is taking place this weekend
c. relized super freash was having a sale on cantaloupe
d. crying cause he got spanked
e. all of the above.

i say e. all of the above.

What's multi stand for? Multiple sexual orientations?

[Candygirl73]

All this smack is old and wack, and crusty like DBM's nut sack!

[multiraider]

Originally Posted by kitared

#50 & Mulit, in case you two forgot or wern't paying attention not only am I judge in this madness, but also the winner of last year's smack!! So I suggest both you guys work on your smackk skills, cause right now lady, UC & DBM are dogging you like a pimp who came across one of his $2 crack hoes that ain't paid him in 2 weeks......

oh baby doll i wasnt calling you out just yet.. was asking a question as to who you were referring to. but now that i know, i should say im just getting warmed up baby.. if you concider someone taking what i have said to them and coming back at me with it, well then im getting schooled.. guess ill have to step it up a notch. till we dance baby doll..

[multiraider]

Originally Posted by R8RFOX

What's multi stand for? Multiple sexual orientations?

hehe, if you must know, and being a woman i realize you have no choise but be nosey, ill humor you. Multi stands for Multiple Orgasms.. (thats right, made the nips tingle just a bit, and the gooch start to flutter didnt i.) being a man and getting tired of dealing with all of you women yappin all the time, i decided at a young age to do everything in my power to figure out a way to shut you the hell up.. in my journey i have figured out the there are only two ways to shut a woman up. and only one of them being perminate. way #1 to stick a **** in her mouth, but that only last till she has finnishes me off, then she just starts talking again. blah blah blah.. this is terrible, because as men, we just dont want to listen to you. (hate to be the one to give you that news, but trust me you will be better off now for knowing) and then there is way #2. Multiple Orgasms. although we have to listen to you during the heat of passion, once you have cum two or three time, then had a thumb shoved up your @$$ you dont want to talk for days. (now i really have you fogging up the windows dont i?) hope your not sitting at the office..

so.. now that we have answered that question, im sorry for ruining a perfectly good pair of your underwear.