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Old 08-14-2007, 06:06 AM
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DBM talks about abuse knowing that he is the byproduct of crack infused with alcohol. If modern medicine knew then what they know now…
There would be MILLIONS of me!! DBM - aka Bitchrepellent - would have done wonders for this country! TO INCLUDE keeping the zoo keeper and the wild wombat from creating you!
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:16 AM
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Millions of you!?!

If there were millions of you, America would become China! There would be one child per family! But, in this case, the government wouldn't restrict people's offspring... erectile dysfunction would!

BTW, the zoo keeper and wild wombat rumor is just that... a rumor. I was nicknamed the zoo keeper because I was given the task of watching your primitive punk ass after you had been detained and caged at the last RFN tailgate for being quite unruly and overtly drunk.

BTW, only the ladies call me a Wombat because they know I'm not afraid to go down under!

Rumors are floating around the general Portland area that a man named JT (alias DBM) is a one trick pony who lasts all of a hand touch to the crotch and then apologizes, tears up, and storms out the room. I guess you can say that your one trick is a bit of a "touchy" one. Good luck finding a cure to that. Maybe the cure is finding another man to stiff you on a man, man, lady threesome

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Old 08-14-2007, 07:45 AM
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Millions of you!?!

If there were millions of you, America would become China! There would be one child per family! But, in this case, the government wouldn't restrict people's offspring... erectile dysfunction would!

BTW, the zoo keeper and wild wombat rumor is just that... a rumor. I was nicknamed the zoo keeper because I was given the task of watching your primitive punk ass after you had been detained and caged at the last RFN tailgate for being quite unruly and overtly drunk.

BTW, only the ladies call me a Wombat because they know I'm not afraid to go down under!

Rumors are floating around the general Portland area that a man named JT (alias DBM) is a one trick pony who lasts all of a hand touch to the crotch and then apologizes, tears up, and storms out the room. I guess you can say that your one trick is a bit of a "touchy" one. Good luck finding a cure to that. Maybe the cure is finding another man to stiff you on a man, man, lady threesome

(get it? stiff!)


FINALLY - NOW the jokes come pouring out you!! Like cheesy smegma come 6 am!!

That was pretty good come backs bro! I have to go - I'll catch up with your whore riding ass tomorrow!

And actually I was quite good at the last tailgate - I had my daughter!!

THIS YEAR I'M BRINGING A BABY SITTER!!!
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I can vision it now... Bon Jovi buys the Raiders and all the stadium music will be from their cheesy greatest hits album!

You left the back door open and the worst thing in your existance has happened...

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Old 08-14-2007, 08:14 AM
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I'm just warming up Sarge

I'll try my best to be here tomorrow to slap you around like a tetherball. I used to be the King. I had the balance of earth and the moves of James Brown. I would whoop your ass if we both rewound to the age of 7 and battled. Book it!

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Old 08-28-2007, 05:27 AM
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I'm just warming up Sarge

I'll try my best to be here tomorrow to slap you around like a tetherball. I used to be the King. I had the balance of earth and the moves of James Brown. I would whoop your ass if we both rewound to the age of 7 and battled. Book it!

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Why is your avatar someone holding a penis to his mouth?


your gay...
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Old 08-28-2007, 05:31 AM
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