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Candygirl73 · #**721** (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 06:55 AM

Man o man this is gettin' good

**R8RFOX** · #**722** (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by UC

This is your retort? Dude... a eunich comes stronger than this. I will give you bonus points for using rhyme. That was

I'll stick to slapping around DBM. You're boring.

I know you ain't talk'n ****. You wrote that **** down in your "UC Smack handbood." DBM is too easy. All you get back is "mutha ****as" and forehead jokes. Don't sleep on the kid. A eunich ehh? You have alot of experience with eunich's? I guess back home they call you the nut collector..

UC · #**723** (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

Now you going to try to talk ghetto. Your so ghettofied your family had plates drawn on the table with a Sharpie then glued the glasses to the side and made you use straws.

If you took of his glasses, painted him white, and slapped a 10 foot high wall to Urkle's forhead... He'd pass for you twin!

Good one.

Man, your mama had such a bad yayo problem that she would disappear and leave you alone with an empty bottle of Aunt Jamima watching you. Musta been where you learned to talk without an audience. Your always walking around shoutin some **** and nobody has any idea wtf you are saying OR who you are talking to.

**R8RFOX** · #**724** (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by UC

Good one.

Man, your mama had such a bad yayo problem that she would disappear and leave you alone with an empty bottle of Aunt Jamima watching you. Musta been where you learned to talk without an audience. Your always walking around shoutin some **** and nobody has any idea wtf you are saying OR who you are talking to.

Nice...

**R8RFOX** · #**725** (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 07:06 AM

Gotta go for now. Until next time y'all....

DontBeMessin · #**726** (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by UC

This is your retort? Dude... a eunich comes stronger than this. I will give you bonus points for using rhyme. That was

I'll stick to slapping around DBM. You're boring.

In UC text that means you dick is too small and can't even touch the sides of his ass a.k.a. Interstate 5!!

UC · #**727** (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by R8RFOX

I know you ain't talk'n ****. You wrote that **** down in your "UC Smack handbood." DBM is too easy. All you get back is "mutha ****as" and forehead jokes. Don't sleep on the kid. A eunich ehh? You have alot of experience with eunich's? I guess back home they call you the nut collector..

Me? Talkin’ ****?! In a smack thread?!? Man, you really are a few threads short of a rag doll!

Of course I have a handbook, “Smack Talking for Dummies”. Once it’s complete, I’ll let you take a look. You’ll be able to beat out the fat fifth grader next door. (but that’s not saying much for Texas)

DBM has SOME originality. You are more of a reactor to what other people say because you aren’t original or creative enough to bike down the block without a helmet.

DontBeMessin · #**728** (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by UC

Good one.

Man, your mama had such a bad yayo problem that she would disappear and leave you alone with an empty bottle of Aunt Jamima watching you. Musta been where you learned to talk without an audience. Your always walking around shoutin some **** and nobody has any idea wtf you are saying OR who you are talking to.

That one was too close to home!

I can't shout at you though... My loud ass voice reverberates off that forehead and gives me a headache!

DontBeMessin · #**729** (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by UC

You are more of a reactor to what other people say because you aren’t original or creative enough to bike down the block without a helmet.

Last time he took his bike out fox made the mistake of chewing gum. It took police days to find him. He was huddled up in a alley still chewing. After his parents told the police that Fox had only a couple braincells and could not hold much of anything for any period of time - they told him to spit out his gum and he started to remember...

mrhill · #**730** (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 08:04 AM

Here's a quality scenario...

Let's get a guy from the asshole of the Bay Area, a guy from the coked out hipster capitol of Texas, and a guy from a city that jocks it's college teams so hard they constantly forget that they're not Columbus, Ohio, and put them together in a smack battle that resembles a fight on a playground for "special" children.

All you guys are weak.

punkedagain · #**731** (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by mrhill

Here's a quality scenario...

Let's get a guy from the asshole of the Bay Area, a guy from the coked out hipster capitol of Texas, and a guy from a city that jocks it's college teams so hard they constantly forget that they're not Columbus, Ohio, and put them together in a smack battle that resembles a fight on a playground for "special" children.

Three guys from Austin, Texas in a smack-down would be boring, I would mix it up a bit more.

UC · #**732** (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 09:25 AM

Yup... Mr. Self Righteous Asshole has entered the thread. It must be an easy life for you being ABOVE everyone and everything. UC doesn't stand for a school either but hey, you know everything. Stay the **** out the thread if you don't like the game. Sounds like daddy fondled your penis one too many times growing up.

UC · #**733** (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 09:27 AM

Correction... I must be the one who is from the asshole of the bay area.

Geez... cuz Los Angeles is such a great place... I wish I lived in that anus

**R8RFOX** · #**734** (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by UC

Me? Talkin’ ****?! In a smack thread?!? Man, you really are a few threads short of a rag doll!

Of course I have a handbook, “Smack Talking for Dummies”. Once it’s complete, I’ll let you take a look. You’ll be able to beat out the fat fifth grader next door. (but that’s not saying much for Texas)

DBM has SOME originality. You are more of a reactor to what other people say because you aren’t original or creative enough to bike down the block without a helmet.

****, you're like a bad case of Herpes, you never go away. You're like that old fuk'n suitcase that makes it through all the garage sales at my grandparents house. You probably smell like dusty old ass too. You have windows in the cellar you hang out in with your dog Precious while wearing women's clothing? Probably beat'n off to an old picture of DBM as we speak. Man, that's sad. Let me know bro, I'll send you a picture of Eva Mendez. No wait, that might not do the trick. How about George The Animal Steel? You might be into that green tongue thang....

**R8RFOX** · #**735** (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by UC

Correction... I must be the one who is from the asshole of the bay area.

Geez... cuz Los Angeles is such a great place... I wish I lived in that anus

Nice, Freemont? Haha, I don't know if you know this, but I was living in San Jose before I moved to Texas. I've only been out of Cali since 05'. I used to hit up that 24hr fitness off Dakota (I think that's the exit). I can't remember. But that Raider Locker Room right there was the ****. Is that a Raider Locker Room or Image? I can't fuk'n remember..