Are you RF.Net's next Smakk King or Queen?

[DontBeMessin]

UC - your one skinny mutha fukka with a big ole grape. Your forehead is so big that in your city the ladies tell each others not to have you go down on them...

sounds like this:

"See that big ole forehead..."

"The call him the "The Crippler" - girl you won't walk for weeks! You better have one of them Life Alert necklaces on! Be laying on the floor with a broke hip!"

[UC]

I thought you would take the bait… Just needed to throw chitlin on a string!

My head? ****! Warnings aren’t put on chia pets in print advising people to not drown them in water. They just show a picture of your nappy noggin! Your hair looks like a thousand spiders doing the wave, your eyebrows like nut hair pasted on your forehead.

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by R8RFOX

Ah hell, I though Ezel was your cousing homie... You know, "Smokey's back here take'n a ****." The crackhead from Friday homie.. UC was chillin with him the other day on Western offering blow jobs for a hit...

UC offering blowjobs? Can you imagine that forhead!!!

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by UC

I thought you would take the bait… Just needed to throw chitlin on a string!

My head? ****! Warnings aren’t put on chia pets in print advising people to not drown them in water. They just show a picture of your nappy noggin! Your hair looks like a thousand spiders doing the wave, your eyebrows like nut hair pasted on your forehead.

Hair!?!? How the fukk you going to try to bag on my hair! Your hair only grows in two places on your body! Mutha Fukka you use Rogaine on your Nutz!

Your the only person on the planet that has is ass hairs in braids!

[UC]

You want in on this, huh?

Ironic your last name is Fox. I would say that you are like a fox in a hen house but you haven’t gotten a woman, with the correct equipment, in a room alone since… Lenny from “Of Mice and Men” hit the big screen. How’s that carpel tunnel working for you anyways? You know, that is the first stage of homosexualitis. First the wrists go, then the back of the throat, and finally the lock jaw sets in. You should ask DBM if you want any further details. He’s like the wikipedia of contemporary homo illnesses.

[UC]

Dude, it looks like your head was squished between two pots during birth. I heard it was a special request by your mother who didn’t want to bring such an ugly child into this world. Unfortunately, you survived but the brain damage is apparent. A fro-hawk? What kind of sane man puts a brown racing stripe down the middle of his head?

Back to the shape of my head while we are at it. A big ole’ grape huh? DBM.. your head looks like a fukkin short bus. That doesn’t say much for the lone passenger seated within!

[Candygirl73]

Originally Posted by UC

I thought you would take the bait… Just needed to throw chitlin on a string!

My head? ****! Warnings aren’t put on chia pets in print advising people to not drown them in water. They just show a picture of your nappy noggin! Your hair looks like a thousand spiders doing the wave, your eyebrows like nut hair pasted on your forehead.

Originally Posted by UC

Back to the shape of my head while we are at it. A big ole’ grape huh? DBM.. your head looks like a fukkin short bus. That doesn’t say much for the lone passenger seated within!

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by UC

Dude, it looks like your head was squished between two pots during birth. I heard it was a special request by your mother who didn’t want to bring such an ugly child into this world. Unfortunately, you survived but the brain damage is apparent. A fro-hawk? What kind of sane man puts a brown racing stripe down the middle of his head?

Back to the shape of my head while we are at it. A big ole’ grape huh? DBM.. your head looks like a fukkin short bus. That doesn’t say much for the lone passenger seated within!

Mutha fukka your head is so big you have bugs that just circle around your dome. Before, the rumor was that you never bathed, but in truth it's just that your head has it's own gravitational pull and they can't escape when they fly too close!!

[UC]

Man… you look like a cross between Big Foot and Minnie Mouse. Makes sense too. You walk like your big and talk like a bitch. You seem like one of those kids who never got to speak at the dinner table because if you did, your high pitch, tinkerbell assed voice would break all the good china. The sad thing is, the good china was just really a thick plastic.

[R8RFOX]

Originally Posted by UC

You want in on this, huh?

Ironic your last name is Fox. I would say that you are like a fox in a hen house but you haven’t gotten a woman, with the correct equipment, in a room alone since… Lenny from “Of Mice and Men” hit the big screen. How’s that carpel tunnel working for you anyways? You know, that is the first stage of homosexualitis. First the wrists go, then the back of the throat, and finally the lock jaw sets in. You should ask DBM if you want any further details. He’s like the wikipedia of contemporary homo illnesses.

Dawg, my women come in flocks, your's show up with adam's apples and hairy jocks. Thanks for informing on carpel tunne, I didn't know you were the cat they did the case study on at John Hopkins research center for the criminaly homosexual. Oh snap, and DBM was your bunk mate. Now it's all making sense to me. Thanks for the clear'n that up homie...

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by UC

Man… you look like a cross between Big Foot and Minnie Mouse. Makes sense too. You walk like your big and talk like a bitch. You seem like one of those kids who never got to speak at the dinner table because if you did, your high pitch, tinkerbell assed voice would break all the good china. The sad thing is, the good china was just really a thick plastic.

Now you going to try to talk ghetto. Your so ghettofied your family had plates drawn on the table with a Sharpie then glued the glasses to the side and made you use straws.

If you took of his glasses, painted him white, and slapped a 10 foot high wall to Urkle's forhead... He'd pass for you twin!

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by R8RFOX

Dawg, my women come in flocks, your's show up with adam's apples and hairy jocks. Thanks for informing on carpel tunne, I didn't know you were the cat they did the case study on at John Hopkins research center for the criminaly homosexual. Oh snap, and DBM was your bunk mate. Now it's all making sense to me. Thanks for the clear'n that up homie...

Bunkmate!?!?

Man - why are all your jokes deal with UC penis? Are you just a scorned boyfriend? Did you like gripping that headboard called UC forhead while he hooked you up orally?

Don't involve me in your gay'capades

[R8RFOX]

Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

Bunkmate!?!?

Man - why are all your jokes deal with UC penis? Are you just a scorned boyfriend? Did you like gripping that headboard called UC forhead while he hooked you up orally?

Don't involve me in your gay'capades

Nah, I just overheard UC saying he liked using your frizzy fro as a nest for his nutz... I gots nothing to do with UC's penis dog. That's all you, from front to back. Y'all sound like the ghetto odd couple arguing about who's going to do who...

[UC]

Originally Posted by R8RFOX

Dawg, my women come in flocks, your's show up with adam's apples and hairy jocks. Thanks for informing on carpel tunne, I didn't know you were the cat they did the case study on at John Hopkins research center for the criminaly homosexual. Oh snap, and DBM was your bunk mate. Now it's all making sense to me. Thanks for the clear'n that up homie...

This is your retort? Dude... a eunich comes stronger than this. I will give you bonus points for using rhyme. That was

I'll stick to slapping around DBM. You're boring.