Are you RF.Net's next Smakk King or Queen?

[MALOSO4LIFE]

Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

^ ^ That's MalesAlso running to the nearest porn store to get his clay Alabama Black Snake replica!

To slap the f*ck out of you with it!! Now get back to your smack thread b*tch!!

[Candygirl73]

Originally Posted by MALOSO4LIFE

To slap the f*ck out of you with it!! Now get back to your smack thread b*tch!!

[kitared]

Originally Posted by MALOSO4LIFE

To slap the f*ck out of you with it!! Now get back to your smack thread b*tch!!

that might be the funniest **** I read in a while!!


Looks like DBM is running low on his juice, since he feel asleep and old boy took his girl!

[JFF]

Came in here to read some clever smack. Found knuckledraggers resorting to "gay" and "didlo" insults. Suddenly felt need for a nap. You guys for got the fart jokes and "I know you are but what am I?"
Look, I ain't claiming to be the next smack king, but if you are, bring something to the table other than "na-na-na-boo-boo..."

[kitared]

Originally Posted by jfullerfreeman

Came in here to read some clever smack. Found knuckledraggers resorting to "gay" and "didlo" insults. Suddenly felt need for a nap. You guys for got the fart jokes and "I know you are but what am I?"
Look, I ain't claiming to be the next smack king, but if you are, bring something to the table other than "na-na-na-boo-boo..."

I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed that! Sounds like these guys need to spend more time with there woman and less time on-line!

[Candygirl73]

[JFF]

I need a whoopie cushion smiley...

Phhhhhtttttttttiiiiiiiiittttt!
(pardon me)

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by MALOSO4LIFE

To slap the f*ck out of you with it!! Now get back to your smack thread b*tch!!

You better watch that **** essay - slap you high yella ass right back in the pen for assault with a deadly weapon.

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by jfullerfreeman

knuckledraggers resorting to "gay" and "didlo" insults. Suddenly felt need for a nap.

Yea - with a jug of vaseline in one hand, your famed 1995 edition of Teen Magazine with the Back Street Boys on the cover, and a box of wet naps.

[JFF]

Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

Yea - with a jug of vaseline in one hand, your famed 1995 edition of Teen Magazine with the Back Street Boys on the cover, and a box of wet naps.

Golly, don't I look foolish. Yawn. You seem to be pretty well informed about these issues. Are you certain you are not compensating for something? I'm surprised your keyboard still functions with all that goo all over it. "Don't be messin..." Is that the beginning of the phrase you tried on that uncle or family friend who touched you inappropriatly?

tell me the truth: does the scar tissue on your knuckles impede typing this sillyness? Are you forced to use voice recognition software? Does it have trouble deciphering your grunts?

(Just for the sake of instruction, here is an example, adapted from a Clutch song, of the proper way to lay down some smack:
"So tell me
When you took the Practice Scholastic Aptitude Test did you know the answers or did you
guess?
You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans and act all urban to jack up your soundscan,
what's the matter with you?
How come you post monosyllabically, is atrophy shrinking your entire vocabulary?
Your style's like garbage cans, meant to be taken out on a weekly basis
Ever since your first smack you've been in a state of suspended animation
You look like Snuffalupagous and australopithecus, me, cray, you, abacus
But enough about you, let's talk about me and how single-handedly I redefined the
science of smack astronomy
Making Heisman trophy winners question their notions of reality
Oh but I digress, you play Sorry and I play chess
Queen's pawn to E3, checkmate
go get some percasets..."


Do me a favor, go back to reading Dr. Seuss and spend some time coming up with real smack, or give me a break.

(Sock it to me...)

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by jfullerfreeman

Golly, don't I look foolish. Yawn. You seem to be pretty well informed about these issues. Are you certain you are not compensating for something? I'm surprised your keyboard still functions with all that goo all over it. "Don't be messin..." Is that the beginning of the phrase you tried on that uncle or family friend who touched you inappropriatly?

tell me the truth: does the scar tissue on your knuckles impede typing this sillyness? Are you forced to use voice recognition software? Does it have trouble deciphering your grunts?

(Just for the sake of instruction, here is an example, adapted from a Clutch song, of the proper way to lay down some smack:
"So tell me
When you took the Practice Scholastic Aptitude Test did you know the answers or did you
guess?
You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans and act all urban to jack up your soundscan,
what's the matter with you?
How come you post monosyllabically, is atrophy shrinking your entire vocabulary?
Your style's like garbage cans, meant to be taken out on a weekly basis
Ever since your first smack you've been in a state of suspended animation
You look like Snuffalupagous and australopithecus, me, cray, you, abacus
But enough about you, let's talk about me and how single-handedly I redefined the
science of smack astronomy
Making Heisman trophy winners question their notions of reality
Oh but I digress, you play Sorry and I play chess
Queen's pawn to E3, checkmate
go get some percasets..."


Do me a favor, go back to reading Dr. Seuss and spend some time coming up with real smack, or give me a break.

(Sock it to me...)

BWAAAAA!!! Someone worthy of the Smakk!!! But, I do have to say - should I be smakking you or the one who wrote that tasty lyric? Do you have a lack of imagination to where you have to bite others? Where you the kid who when asked what they wanted to be when they grew up shouted out whatever he thought was clever he heard ealier?

I do see your point but, as a professional smakker - I can hit you on all levels - are you following me Peebody? I don't want to clown you - for all I know you might be on your break working at the local post office... Yes, you may be quite intelligent, but my guess is beyond your witty posts, your cheetos stained, burger greased Star Trek t-shirt your nothing but a lonely soul still living int he basement of mommy's house. Is it the first addition D&D Monster Manuals that makes you a stud or being chairman of the Bud Bundy fan club? Knuckle dragger is good - I've used in on several occasions, but not to discribe people who use profanity - but people like you who stay in the corner of their mother's basement and cringe when sunlight or soapy water touches their body. Now, if you want some more punishment - I will be more than happy to serve some up via your T-1 line bitch. If not - let the smakkers smakk!

Like I said - I'm just saving up for UC! I can smakk on anybodys turf so step the fukk off Snatchzilla!

[JFF]

Its "Peabody," but that was still funny...Bud Bundy and D&d? That smack is SOOOOOOOOO 15 years ago. get on the ball or get on the bus, my friend.
1 mention of my mommys basement per post, please, when you repeat yourself, it ruins the shame for me...and cheetos are yummy, especially with peanut butter and jelly waffle sandwiches.
A couple of points: 1) Hello? I'm in Arkansas. Arkansas has no basements OR T-1 connections. We have storm shelters next to our single wides and dial up on our Tandy computers. Sheesh. 2)This is not gonna be very entertaining if I have to do everything for myself. WTF do I need you for (I guess this is where i insert "b1tch in order to look edgy, right?)
(The "tasty" lyric was just an "Example" (look the word up if you have a dictionary) intended to get your best game out. I quickly deduced that your cro-mag ass was at a disadvantage, and thought I would offer some assistance to make your smack less infantile, more interesting and entertaining for our fellow members. If this is the best level of smack you can produce, go sling it on recess from the merry go round (B1tch))! I've been more insulted by shopping lists and phone books.

(Come on, BRING IT!)

[AudieMurphy1]

Originally Posted by jfullerfreeman

Came in here to read some clever smack. Found knuckledraggers resorting to "gay" and "didlo" insults. Suddenly felt need for a nap. You guys for got the fart jokes and "I know you are but what am I?"
Look, I ain't claiming to be the next smack king, but if you are, bring something to the table other than "na-na-na-boo-boo..."

somebody needs to get a sense of humor...........geez, guess i should go back to knock knock jokes or start my posts with "joke" so as to make sure everyone knows when i'm joking

[JFF]

Originally Posted by AudieMurphy1

somebody needs to get a sense of humor...........geez, guess i should go back to knock knock jokes or start my posts with "joke" so as to make sure everyone knows when i'm joking

Sorry, my reponse WAS smack. I am just not any good at it. The few on this page were my first tries. Maybe I just lack raw talent?

Actually, I got worried that I had violated the rules or something. Its all in good fun, as far as I am concerned.

Audie, I did not think you were actually accusing anyone of being gay, (not that there is anything wrong with that) I just wanted to test my virgin smack out and you guys were at the end of the line, so I joined in. "Gay" was all you left me.

a sense of humor? I am somewhat certain I have one. Did you check my exchanges with DBM above? Maybe I am not any good at this. Sorry Audie, i will retire from the field of battle in shame, I guess