Are you RF.Net's next Smakk King or Queen?

[UC]

oh and you just got KITA.... Kicked In The Ass. Sit down woman !!!

[kitared]

Originally Posted by UCRaider

Oh I have plenty of dick for you baby. Don't worry about me, worry about yourself. And what does money have to do with anything? I see, you must be ghetto as fukk cuz dollar bills and bling bling is the most important thing in your pathetic ass life. You can take the girl out the ghetto but you cant take the ghetto out the girl...

UC stands for Under Covers... you know where you find yourself under when you are biting the pillow. Know your role and shut your mouth. Don't talk unless spoken to... only open it when I instruct you. You aint good for nothin but fukkin and that's why you care so much about dick size and money. You shallow as hell girl, but what can you expect from a hood rat?

Anyways, you and Candy aint spanked nothin. Bend over and touch your toes cuz UC comin to sweep you off your feet. You think you are the **** at talking but everyone backs down from you cuz your ghetto. Enter the white boy who aint afraid of your low class, hood rat, dick size, money lovin cum dumpster ass.

P.S... I haven't gotten to you yet Candy. Take a number and get slapped by the Great White Hype...

That is the funniest **** I have ever heard.... Kita being ghetto!! Far from it baby, but it is clear that you are use to dealing with bald headed, hood rat, hoes. You know more about them than I do! But you won't find that over here.

And sweet heart, if you forgot....You were the one that brought up the f*ckin and the money...

Originally Posted by UCRaider

Kita- I would be looking up your ass with one eye baby, by request. Now ass up, head down and work it like you are paid to.

Smack Rule #1~Know What the f*ck you talking about before you open your trap!!



My man handles his, so I don't need to have imaginary sex on the internet. You can keep having wet dreams about me, but like ENVOUGE said

"Never gonna get it Never gonna get it!"

I'll PM your girl a few tricks so she can learn to keep her man happy, cause it's clear "Bitch can't do it like me.....Bitch can't do it like me"


AGAIN, you are done here... Take your weak ass smack over to your thread. I'll let Lady handle my light weights!

[UC]

Originally Posted by kitared

Baby you don't have enough of anything (money, D*ck, etc.) to have me ass up head down, with your little blind eye!!
!

Boy oh boy do you have a forgetful mind K.I.T.A!!! This is your first mention of money, before I ever did. Rule #1 of talking smack, know what the fukk you are talking about...

Now, just because you perceive yourself as non ghetto, don't think that others can't see right through it...

[kitared]

Originally Posted by UCRaider

oh and you just got KITA.... Kicked In The Ass. Sit down woman !!!

Ahhh that was cute, reading is fundamental. That hooked on Phonics tape is really working for you.

Now go see if you can win your thread....You wasting energy here you need to hold on to something for Becca....

[kitared]

Originally Posted by UCRaider
Kita- I would be looking up your ass with one eye baby, by request. Now ass up, head down and work it like you are paid to.

Candy- I've been posting here... push your glasses up a lil', sit back and view like you were meant to. There is a reason you are a judge with no smack talk credentials... your just a puppet, now let maloso pull your damn strings.

I have to actually do some work now guys. I will hit this thread up later if I get a chance

My resoponse......

Originally Posted by kitared

]Baby you don't have enough of anything (money, D*ck, etc.) to have me ass up head down, with your little blind eye!!

Candy~ UC Raiders girl PM'ed and said that she gave him the nickname UCRaider, said he was a BIG time RAIDER fan, but lilttle dude in other places. UC stands for UNDER a CENTIMETER.........

I tried to google some information for you, check it out www.growadick.com only thing is when you take these pills you have to be careful of the side affects~heart attack, back aches, clogged arteries, swollen knees and possible premature ijaculation (dayum, she said you all ready had issues with that too).


UC you have been offically bitched slapped by Candy and myself. We will now hand you over to Lady!

Now I just told you that reading was fundamental and you just screwed that up!! Go back a couple of threads and figure out who said what!!

Lord, today's children...............

Go back to your thread cause it is clear you can't hang with big dogs!

[UC]

Originally Posted by kitared

That is the funniest **** I have ever heard.... Kita being ghetto!! Far from it baby, but it is clear that you are use to dealing with bald headed, hood rat, hoes. You know more about them than I do! But you won't find that over here.

And sweet heart, if you forgot....You were the one that brought up the f*ckin and the money...



Smack Rule #1~Know What the f*ck you talking about before you open your trap!!



My man handles his, so I don't need to have imaginary sex on the internet. You can keep having wet dreams about me, but like ENVOUGE said

"Never gonna get it Never gonna get it!"

I'll PM your girl a few tricks so she can learn to keep her man happy, cause it's clear "Bitch can't do it like me.....Bitch can't do it like me"


AGAIN, you are done here... Take your weak ass smack over to your thread. I'll let Lady handle my light weights!

You gunna PM my girl to teach her a few tricks? You must be getting a big head about the getting you wet comment. See, I was just trying to boost your morale. I see you like having an ego so I fed it...

Who said anything about me having imaginary sex on the internet? ****, grasping for straws, huh K.I.T.A.

Look you can claim you are cleaning up all you want but your definition of cleaning up is swallowing some spunk after an ass raising head down workout. Go toot your horn somewhere else.. you live off of reputation over your bull**** smack win over DBM... I read that thread.. He was tearing through you so much you had to tag wifee in. Just like your true self... you never can get anything done yourself. I'm sure thats what makes your man go find another peice of ass... but don't worry, you won't ever find out.. you got the I.Q. of Vince Young...

[UC]

Originally Posted by kitared

Baby you don't have enough of anything (money, D*ck, etc.) to have me ass up head down, with your little blind eye!!

Yeah I did bring up sex first but who brought up money? ****, I forgot, the only multi tasking you can do it one dick in the mouth, and one up bourbon street. Sit on it baby... that's all your worth anyways...

[kitared]

Originally Posted by UCRaider

You gunna PM my girl to teach her a few tricks? You must be getting a big head about the getting you wet comment. See, I was just trying to boost your morale. I see you like having an ego so I fed it...

Who said anything about me having imaginary sex on the internet? ****, grasping for straws, huh K.I.T.A.

Look you can claim you are cleaning up all you want but your definition of cleaning up is swallowing some spunk after an ass raising head down workout. Go toot your horn somewhere else.. you live off of reputation over your bull**** smack win over DBM... I read that thread.. He was tearing through you so much you had to tag wifee in. Just like your true self... you never can get anything done yourself. I'm sure thats what makes your man go find another peice of ass... but don't worry, you won't ever find out.. you got the I.Q. of Vince Young...

Sweetie I don't need to grasp for anything!! We can all see in this thread you can't even follow the white bouncing ball!!

[kitared]

Originally Posted by UCRaider

Yeah I did bring up sex first but who brought up money? ****, I forgot, the only multi tasking you can do it one dick in the mouth, and one up bourbon street. Sit on it baby... that's all your worth anyways...

Originally Posted by UCRAIDER

Originally Posted by UCRaider
Kita- I would be looking up your ass with one eye baby, by request. Now ass up, head down and work it like you are paid to.

You are stupider than I thought!!

[kitared]

Originally Posted by UCRaider

Yeah I did bring up sex first but who brought up money? ****, I forgot, the only multi tasking you can do it one dick in the mouth, and one up bourbon street. Sit on it baby... that's all your worth anyways...

At least I have something that could make me money. You couldn't pay a dophine, in the midnight hour, on the 22nd day of the month to give you head. Pulling your Under a Centimeter out trying stuff it down somebody's mouth. Boy, you better pull out Rosa and her friends and have a party. You can't satisfy your girl, you can at least satisfy yourself!

[kitared]

Originally Posted by UCRaider

You gunna PM my girl to teach her a few tricks? You must be getting a big head about the getting you wet comment. See, I was just trying to boost your morale. I see you like having an ego so I fed it...

Thanks, but I really don't need a UC feeding my ego. I'm good!

Originally Posted by UCRaider

Who said anything about me having imaginary sex on the internet? ****, grasping for straws, huh K.I.T.A.

Well that seems to be the only thing that you can talk about, in your smack thead to Becca and myself.... can you work on being a little more original?

[quoteUCRaider]Look you can claim you are cleaning up all you want but your definition of cleaning up is swallowing some spunk after an ass raising head down workout.[/quote]

You lost me here......where did cleaning up come into this discussion?

Originally Posted by UCRaider

Go toot your horn somewhere else.. you live off of reputation over your bull**** smack win over DBM... I read that thread.. He was tearing through you so much you had to tag wifee in. Just like your true self... you never can get anything done yourself. I'm sure thats what makes your man go find another peice of ass... but don't worry, you won't ever find out.. you got the I.Q. of Vince Young...

Go get your own smack, you sound like DBM. You may need to reread that thread, wifee in no way shape or forum help tag teamed sh*t!! And just cause your girl has to look elsewhere to get the goods, don't involve my happy home in that drama!

[kitared]

OK I'm done. I said I wasn't going to partake in the Smack Fest this year. So, run along and see who can win out of you and Lady!

It was fun, you are better than I thought.....never really seen you talk smack!

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by Candygirl73

Who are you callin' Mary Poppins....Side Show Bob!!!! And stay out of other peoples battle threads!!!!! Do you understand english or only speak @ss? hahahahhahahahaha

I only speak ass -

I'm a pimp... And you are Mary Poppins woman!

[DontBeMessin]

Umm... Kita? I think you better take a break...

Your keyboard is about to melt...