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Originally Posted by DontBeMessin
At the next RF.net tailgate? I'll be there and pray - PRAY I throw you some game and give you a beer. And don't worry about where they've been becasue if I give it to you its for you to keep and you can do whatever you want with it! I never would have thought of the cap of a beer bottle like that unless... OH! Damn - Your a freak nasty aren't you!! And reading your post Im getting the distinct feeling you bat on both sides of the plate... I'm getting a sense of you being a rug doctor, a group gymnist, deep sea shell diver... Am I close?
Next. I don't need mystery - mystery is what level of ugliness you measure on. Don't sit there and come on the Smakk fest talking about past post like that has weight! Weight is what you need to loose, every time you got to bed your mattress folds up like a taco shell! What?!?! What?!?! You want some more!?!?!? Quick in the sack is all you get because no matter how drunk, fukked up or blind a man is - he still can't withstand the smell of the double cheese burger you lost in '97 tucked between your 12 and 13 chin!
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Come again, son....SMH...
Oh come on now....PRAY you throw me some game/beer???!!! SMH....you actin like you worthy or somethin.

OH HELL NAW...NOW THAT, my friends, is str8t up comedy. BTW, you got it all twisted up in herr. The only game I KNOW you can play is "lets see who falls asleep first on a
threesome!!" and to be honest, fck it, I know, YOU GOT THIS....I ain't about to be tryin to take your 'CROWN'. FREAK NASTY?? Awwww..thats nice. I want a certificate n ****~your word aint enough! I wear that badge w/HONOR! Hey, I'm actually a sex therapist- get that right FOOL! You need to come in for a session bro, REAL FAST. I'll even give you the first session free- PLEASE, ACT NOW!!!! CALL 1-800-LIMP D*CK DENIAL... LMAO ME? UGLY?? Man, that hurts...SMH...Just like its gonna hurt you when I catch you in an alley and kick ya right in the nut sack!! OH, MY BAD. Ya aint got one, BEEOOTTCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!! AWWW SHEEEEIIITTTT..you had to go therr w/the weight thing! LOL Hmmmm....don't go gettin all loud n **** cuz, ya aint had a chance at this. Alright now..get in the back of the fckn line MOFO- I'll see what I can do....DAMN! You lil d*ck motha fckas need luv too!

Awwww...come herrr baby, lemme

it n make it all better so you can continue to live in the
fantasy world you created of, sex, Sex, N MORE SEX... OH! 1 more thing! Remember, when you call for your appointment, mention coupon code "lil PEE-PEE" for a free gift w/your session.
NOW, TAKE THAT TO THE BANK N CASH IT, DAWG...