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There would be MILLIONS of me!! DBM - aka Bitchrepellent - would have done wonders for this country! TO INCLUDE keeping the zoo keeper and the wild wombat from creating you!
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Millions of you!?!
If there were millions of you, America would become China! There would be one child per family! But, in this case, the government wouldn't restrict people's offspring... erectile dysfunction would!
BTW, the zoo keeper and wild wombat rumor is just that... a rumor. I was nicknamed the zoo keeper because I was given the task of watching your primitive punk ass after you had been detained and caged at the last RFN tailgate for being quite unruly and overtly drunk.
BTW, only the ladies call me a Wombat because they know I'm not afraid to go down under!
Rumors are floating around the general Portland area that a man named JT (alias DBM) is a one trick pony who lasts all of a hand touch to the crotch and then apologizes, tears up, and storms out the room. I guess you can say that your one trick is a bit of a "touchy" one. Good luck finding a cure to that. Maybe the cure is finding another man to stiff you on a man, man, lady threesome
(get it? stiff!)
NEXT!!! 
