Are you RF.Net's next Smakk King or Queen?

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by UC

My job? Why have I heard that your nick name at work is “whale”. It does make perfect sense… you are the company blow hole.

And what do you mean “rumor has it”? Admit it, you misidentified me because all white people look the same. Pale skin and blue eyes aren’t unique characteristics hero.

So what was it like cleaning up the pool of white after my look-a-like finished his handy work? I heard you advised him to eat more pineapple!

Your mother told me celery makes my nut taste sweet...

[UC]

Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

Your mother told me celery makes my nut taste sweet...

Going back to the mama jokes are we?

When your mother was pregnant with your sister, I was hitting that **** from behind. Come to think of it, she told me that was her first double penetration.

[UC]

Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

Umm - for one since there are several people dissing you - your comebacks should be aimed at an individual...

Yeah, I know... I was on mobile mode and I guess when you reply to someone, it doesn't pull the quote with it.

That was intended for Mr. Hill.

Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

Second. You just said that with a closed mouth your penis can fit in the gap provided by two missing teeth...

Now, if Mr. Hill or Fox's mother has chiclets for teeth bro... you just dissed yourself...

and it was a good one too!

Good catch!




... dammit!

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by UC

Going back to the mama jokes are we?

When your mother was pregnant with your sister, I was hitting that **** from behind. Come to think of it, she told me that was her first double penetration.

Sorry about that - I was at lunch...

it won't matter where I go with my disses on you. They are all good.

And you believed her... Well, you paid $200 extra for that experience there didn't ya Jonny! Now, your telling all the losers at Fantasy about your double penetration thinking your a stud. Little do they know your two tooth wide penis is putting me and my eight brothers and sisters through college.

Yea - you can call my mother a whore if you want - but like she said - with a penis as small as yours... Can you really call that sex?

[UC]

Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

Sorry about that - I was at lunch...

it won't matter where I go with my disses on you. They are all good.

And you believed her... Well, you paid $200 extra for that experience there didn't ya Jonny! Now, your telling all the losers at Fantasy about your double penetration thinking your a stud. Little do they know your two tooth wide penis is putting me and my eight brothers and sisters through college.

Yea - you can call my mother a whore if you want - but like she said - with a penis as small as yours... Can you really call that sex?

You're really going to pick that tooth scab now aren't you?

What makes you think your mother is worth $200? Your mama is so ghetto that she bought a pet rock, ground it up, and snorted that mother fukker.

I'm not sure where you are going with that "Fantasy" reference. First rule of smack... make it clear to others WTF you are smacking about. That's one strike... another two and you get to shut the fukk up.

I wouldn't call the farm animals your brothers and sisters. ****, with that family snout, I don't blame you for mistaking Wilbur for a brother of yours.

I never called your mother a whore. I guess the true colors of DBM's lineage shine through his smack talking.

I wish you would bring back the barefoot in a plastic pool smack talking DBM. Seems like you went a bit limp in the past year. It's okay man... they make pills for that kind of **** now.

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by UC

You're really going to pick that tooth scab now aren't you?

What makes you think your mother is worth $200? Your mama is so ghetto that she bought a pet rock, ground it up, and snorted that mother fukker.

I'm not sure where you are going with that "Fantasy" reference. First rule of smack... make it clear to others WTF you are smacking about. That's one strike... another two and you get to shut the fukk up.

I wouldn't call the farm animals your brothers and sisters. ****, with that family snout, I don't blame you for mistaking Wilbur for a brother of yours.

I never called your mother a whore. I guess the true colors of DBM's lineage shine through his smack talking.

I wish you would bring back the barefoot in a plastic pool smack talking DBM. Seems like you went a bit limp in the past year. It's okay man... they make pills for that kind of **** now.

I only step up my competition when it's called for...

I said that my mother isn't a whore when it comes to fukking with you - like a Disney ride you have to make it to the line which your penis comes up short every time.

You need to stop smoking crack because I stated Fantasy Video Adult Emporium in the previous thread thinking that your two tooth country hillbillie trailer park having ass would have remembered.

You need to turn the Bon Jovi to a tolerable volume and remember that you said you fukked my mother - with snout and all...

Beastiality is not far behind you there - is it bubba?

[UC]

You left the back door open and the worst thing in your existance has happened...

I'M IN!

Still having those Male Male Female Threesomes? Maybe the woman passed out this time

[R8RFOX]

Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

I only step up my competition when it's called for...

I said that my mother isn't a whore when it comes to fukking with you - like a Disney ride you have to make it to the line which your penis comes up short every time.

You need to stop smoking crack because I stated Fantasy Video Adult Emporium in the previous thread thinking that your two tooth country hillbillie trailer park having ass would have remembered.

You need to turn the Bon Jovi to a tolerable volume and remember that you said you fukked my mother - with snout and all...

Beastiality is not far behind you there - is it bubba?

Don't call it beastiality, UC might take it personal. He likes to call it "INTERSPECIES EROTICA."

[R8RFOX]

Originally Posted by mrhill

So let's break this down.

Your herpes smack backfired hard, so you try to stick with the subject and use tired old "if you look up _____ int he dictionary you see you" smack.

Then you suggested that my mother and father had sex. Wow, what a revelation. My mom and dad did it and I was born. As for the whole pulling out thing, I see nothing wrong with that. I did the same **** to your ex-girlfriend when I was banging her so I could keep her from getting pregnant. She said you tend to be abusive and I thought for sure you might hurt her when your newborn child had my eyes.

She was an X because she was used up. I hope you enjoyed it tiny. You didn't bruise her too hard with the 2 x 4's you had duct taped to your ass so you wouldn't fall in? You following me into some pussy would be like throw'n a hotdog down a hallway. I heard you use those thumb condoms from the dentist's office when you get some ass cuz Lifestyles for your **** is like a 52 gallon glad bag on a Brian Smokey sausage..

[raiders brah!]

Is this where you go to start **** with people?

[raiders brah!]

Look who I found on the Charger boards 'telling it like it is'

[JFF]

Originally Posted by raiders brah!

Is this where you go to start **** with people?

Evidently.