Are you RF.Net's next Smakk King or Queen?

[R8RFOX]

Originally Posted by mrhill

Here's a quality scenario...

Let's get a guy from the asshole of the Bay Area, a guy from the coked out hipster capitol of Texas, and a guy from a city that jocks it's college teams so hard they constantly forget that they're not Columbus, Ohio, and put them together in a smack battle that resembles a fight on a playground for "special" children.

All you guys are weak.

Lets get some ass charmer named Hill who can't understand the American Alphabet and likes to wear a Superman outfit ev every day before his babysitter shows up so his parents can go drink themselves to an oblivian. Oh wait, I think I have a pic of Mr. Hill....


Pack up your special suitcase with your utility belt and wet naps and come with some real smack....

[UC]

Originally Posted by R8RFOX

Nice, Freemont? Haha, I don't know if you know this, but I was living in San Jose before I moved to Texas. I've only been out of Cali since 05'. I used to hit up that 24hr fitness off Dakota (I think that's the exit). I can't remember. But that Raider Locker Room right there was the ****. Is that a Raider Locker Room or Image? I can't fuk'n remember..

You probably mean Decoto and Vella's closed.

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by mrhill

Here's a quality scenario...

Let's get a guy from the asshole of the Bay Area, a guy from the coked out hipster capitol of Texas, and a guy from a city that jocks it's college teams so hard they constantly forget that they're not Columbus, Ohio, and put them together in a smack battle that resembles a fight on a playground for "special" children.

All you guys are weak.

Uh - what?

Another mind lost to Crack Cocaine...

Now back to my two bitches!

UC - OG and Swoosh told me that the last time you tossed their salad you put speghetti sauce between their cheeks.

Are you Italian?

[UC]

Originally Posted by DontBeMessin

Uh - what?

Another mind lost to Crack Cocaine...

Now back to my two bitches!

UC - OG and Swoosh told me that the last time you tossed their salad you put speghetti sauce between their cheeks.

Are you Italian?

I know you can smack harder than that! (no homo)

DBM can pass for a coked out Stevie Wonder in a dark suit and sunglasses. Difference is, Stevie never handed out white towels to men after they finished shaking it more than two times.

[mrhill]

Originally Posted by UC

Correction... I must be the one who is from the asshole of the bay area.

Geez... cuz Los Angeles is such a great place... I wish I lived in that anus

Yes, we all know you wish you lived in anus, but if you came out now your parents would kick your out of the house and leave you on the streets of Fremont. Little do they know, 6 months later the unshowered, drug-riddled version of you would be showing up at the family reunion with your new found friend "Hugo" smelling worse than a bag full of assholes. Of course, your Aunt Francis might actually enjoy that, since she just had Hugo's surgery 2 years ago, which would explain why your Uncle Frank disapeered and why Aunt Francis has trouble sitting comfortably at family dinners.

[mrhill]

Originally Posted by R8RFOX

Lets get some ass charmer named Hill who can't understand the American Alphabet and likes to wear a Superman outfit ev every day before his babysitter shows up so his parents can go drink themselves to an oblivian. Oh wait, I think I have a pic of Mr. Hill....


Pack up your special suitcase with your utility belt and wet naps and come with some real smack....

Where is "oblivian" and how much drinking do I need to do to go there? Because it sounds like an excellent party...

[mrhill]

Originally Posted by R8RFOX

****, you're like a bad case of Herpes, you never go away.

Can you explain to me what a "good case of herpes" would be like? Or is that what your mom told you she had so she could justify you being born with tiny, itchy bumps on your forehead?

[R8RFOX]

Originally Posted by UC

You probably mean Decoto and Vella's closed.

Yep, Decoto! Now it all came back to me..

[R8RFOX]

Originally Posted by mrhill

Can you explain to me what a "good case of herpes" would be like? Or is that what your mom told you she had so she could justify you being born with tiny, itchy bumps on your forehead?

You look up herpes in the dictionary and there is a picture of you crying with giant sores on your lips. I think that's you... Yeah, it's you.. Don't itch, I heard it spreads.. BTW, the best part of you slid down the crack yo momma's ass when daddy pulled out.

[mrhill]

Originally Posted by R8RFOX

You look up herpes in the dictionary and there is a picture of you crying with giant sores on your lips. I think that's you... Yeah, it's you.. Don't itch, I heard it spreads.. BTW, the best part of you slid down the crack yo momma's ass when daddy pulled out.

So let's break this down.

Your herpes smack backfired hard, so you try to stick with the subject and use tired old "if you look up _____ int he dictionary you see you" smack.

Then you suggested that my mother and father had sex. Wow, what a revelation. My mom and dad did it and I was born. As for the whole pulling out thing, I see nothing wrong with that. I did the same **** to your ex-girlfriend when I was banging her so I could keep her from getting pregnant. She said you tend to be abusive and I thought for sure you might hurt her when your newborn child had my eyes.

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by UC

I know you can smack harder than that! (no homo)

DBM can pass for a coked out Stevie Wonder in a dark suit and sunglasses. Difference is, Stevie never handed out white towels to men after they finished shaking it more than two times.

Your going to talk about my job? My job? Rumor has it that you've been seen sucking the powdered cheese off your fingers from a bag of Nacho Cheese Dorito's after cleaning up the private rooms at the local Fantasy Video Adult Emporium!

Nasty ass mutha fukka!!

[DontBeMessin]

Fox and Hill...

Seems to me that you both have herpes... I suggest you just hook up and call it a day! I'm pretty sure UC and provide a nice clean spot for your rendezvous!

Nasty ass mutha fukka!!

[UC]

Sorry bruh… don’t live with the folks.

I can see your pathetic ass living in a glorified closet in your folks home. Must be hard to find your butter nuts in the dark. It would probably be easier if you pinched your thumb and index finger together on your right hand and lifted the spare gut skin with your left and probed the area until you find tinsel town.

BTW, tell your mother that she shouldn’t get those two missing front teeth replaced. I like the friction of rubbing my pole between her teeth and gums. Gives quite a tickle. I kind of see what your father saw in your mother. She’s only good from the neck up.

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by UC

BTW, tell your mother that she shouldn’t get those two missing front teeth replaced. I like the friction of rubbing my pole between her teeth and gums. Gives quite a tickle. I kind of see what your father saw in your mother. She’s only good from the neck up.

Umm - for one since there are several people dissing you - your comebacks should be aimed at an individual...

Second. You just said that with a closed mouth your penis can fit in the gap provided by two missing teeth...

Now, if Mr. Hill or Fox's mother has chiclets for teeth bro... you just dissed yourself...

and it was a good one too!

[UC]

My job? Why have I heard that your nick name at work is “whale”. It does make perfect sense… you are the company blow hole.

And what do you mean “rumor has it”? Admit it, you misidentified me because all white people look the same. Pale skin and blue eyes aren’t unique characteristics hero.

So what was it like cleaning up the pool of white after my look-a-like finished his handy work? I heard you advised him to eat more pineapple!