Are you RF.Net's next Smakk King or Queen?

[MALOSO4LIFE]

Originally Posted by Candygirl73

Kita Is Maloso even up in the joint?????

[multiraider]

Originally Posted by #50

Glad to see that you moved on to women and skirts. I was beginning to think that you were a pedifile, feeling me out to see if I was a 11 year-old boy. Also thanks for the advice about increasing my speed. I will try google and search for fckstick to see if they took your name down, and be back in time to tell you my results.

please.. you have never been felt out man.. quit kidding yourself, and it will be easyer to deal with.. some of us were just born for internet porn and mellons. donest make you any less of a person. mellons need lovin too..

[multiraider]

Originally Posted by kitared

Getting kinda crazy in here..... I don't know 50 & Mulit, you need to step your game up quick fast and in a hurry!!

To Lady..DAYUM!!


Now, I will sit back and pass the popcorn to Candy, while she hands me a Pepsi!!

sorry sweetheart.. had to do some work.. these people dont realize smack take priority.

[Candygirl73]

[#50]

Originally Posted by multiraider

please.. you have never been felt out man.. quit kidding yourself, and it will be easyer to deal with.. some of us were just born for internet porn and mellons. donest make you any less of a person. mellons need lovin too..

:helmet:
Let me step to the side to not get hit by the absolute sh*t you are throwing. READ what you wrote! The very generous people of this site could chip in to get you a Leap Frog learning system if that will make your posts more understandable. Get back to me, Candy already appears willing to work with charity cases.

[multiraider]

Originally Posted by #50

:helmet:
Let me step to the side to not get hit by the absolute sh*t you are throwing. READ what you wrote! The very generous people of this site could chip in to get you a Leap Frog learning system if that will make your posts more understandable. Get back to me, Candy already appears willing to work with charity cases.

i dont need to read what i wrote.. i wrote it remember.. look mellon, not my falut if you cant remember, or understand what has been said.. ill try to slow it down to a lever you can understand though..

you... are... our... resident... mellon... lover... that slow enough for you?

i do agree though, you should step aside.. i hear there is a pumpkin chuckin contest this weekend.. sounds to me like your going to have a busy one.

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by Candygirl73

(coughing) DBM~ I believe Lady responded to you

She's on the radar!

[multiraider]

Originally Posted by multiraider

i dont need to read what i wrote.. i wrote it remember.. look mellon, not my falut if you cant remember, or understand what has been said.. ill try to slow it down to a lever you can understand though..

you... are... our... resident... mellon... lover... that slow enough for you?

i do agree though, you should step aside.. i hear there is a pumpkin chuckin contest this weekend.. sounds to me like your going to have a busy one.

50 - got you all worked up didnt it??

[UC]

Originally Posted by #50

If this is seriously the best you have I will not continue. Seriously.
5 minutes

They call you 50? It must be cuz your punk ass roll with an entourage. Don't look now, your all alone, spittin **** weaker than an anorexic bodybuilder. Go take a seat son, get your weight up, your smack reminds me of an Olsen twin...

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by ladyr8r

HOLD UP.......cool your jets, benny.... SMH..... I aint about to be comparin' dildo stories w/you.... I knew you werr "special" (N no, I don't mean "a star by your name" , "teacher's pet" special....awwww, but thats cute you woulda thought that) but sheeeiittt....keep it under wraps bro!!! Next rf.net tailgate you and I both attend, don't offer me any of yo beer bottles cuz I'd hate to wonder wherr they been....OMG, those bottle caps have ridges/thats like teeth! How the fck do you do that man????!!!! OH WAIT~ your the gerbal guy from the everything else forum, HUH!?? MY BAD...Hey, to help ya out w/your game, nothin wrong w/a lil mystery, ya know...Men luv that!!! Now that you know, maybe you can spend more time on rf.net and give the local "QUICKIE" mart a break~you needa quit tryin to work your "lame azz" game on ALL the HOTT BOYZ, including herr, on rf.net....Don't be such a greedy bastard...SMH......Now, YOU FEELIN ME DAWG???

At the next RF.net tailgate? I'll be there and pray - PRAY I throw you some game and give you a beer. And don't worry about where they've been becasue if I give it to you its for you to keep and you can do whatever you want with it! I never would have thought of the cap of a beer bottle like that unless... OH! Damn - Your a freak nasty aren't you!! And reading your post Im getting the distinct feeling you bat on both sides of the plate... I'm getting a sense of you being a rug doctor, a group gymnist, deep sea shell diver... Am I close?

Next. I don't need mystery - mystery is what level of ugliness you measure on. Don't sit there and come on the Smakk fest talking about past post like that has weight! Weight is what you need to loose, every time you got to bed your mattress folds up like a taco shell! What?!?! What?!?! You want some more!?!?!? Quick in the sack is all you get because no matter how drunk, fukked up or blind a man is - he still can't withstand the smell of the double cheese burger you lost in '97 tucked between your 12 and 13 chin!

NEXT

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by multiraider

i dont need to read what i wrote.. i wrote it remember.. look mellon, not my falut if you cant remember, or understand what has been said.. ill try to slow it down to a lever you can understand though..

you... are... our... resident... mellon... lover... that slow enough for you?

i do agree though, you should step aside.. i hear there is a pumpkin chuckin contest this weekend.. sounds to me like your going to have a busy one.

Good!!