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***********Joey Goes To Oakland**********
To Raider Nation, the best fan on the freakin planet, and to the Raiders organazation.
The Detriot Lions have had recent problems in there qb postion but I'm here to tell you that it is the fault of Joey Harrington. First off their offensive line sucks, the pocket constantly collapses with 2-3 seconds not leaving enough time to make a decent play. Second there WR are slower then a one legged turtle smoking marijuana. And third, which was proven a couple of weeks ago, the couching staff is compiled off retarded powder blue wearing maroons which couldn't design a respectable play for the United States Special Junior Olympics Football Cheerleaders.
So with this i declare that with your offensive line and coordinator, Joey Harrington will once again bring the legacy of the great playoff contenders and or world champs back to Oakland. I am startng this campaign called "Joey Goes To Oakland" with this e-mail. Please expect more of this kind to you post office, e-mail boxes, and possible to your office doors. Collins is a good man and put some fine years for organization but it's time to match up the right QB with the right time. Plus the idiots in Detriot don't like him so he'll come easy and without argument which means CHEAP BABY.
I am asking the support of true Raider fans across the world to help make a change in the right direction. Joey still a young, very healthy, talented, QB. All he needs is a city behind him and fans to cheer for him, plus a little black and silver mojo. If you are ready for new hope for next year playoffs then send you email, comments, and posts to ever raiders fan, coach, player, vp, owner, ball boy, towel dude, gatorade man, and vender you can contact. Buzz in on. It's up to you make real.
Truly and Honestly,
Heavy
Life Long Raiders Fan
Raider Nation Forever
P.S.
Please forward this to the dark overlord Al "Darth Vader" Davis
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