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Originally Posted by Fred Jetstone
Listen up, delinquents. This is the legendary Fred Jetstone. You should be grateful that a legend like moi is visiting the board of a wrong-side-of-the-tracks team. Just wanted to let ya know that the fans of New York believe in their QB. Brooks Bollinger is known as Bollywood. He has elite skills and he's just starting to come into his own. The Raiderettes are going to feel the wrath of an aerial attack that will result in 42+ points for the Jets. In other words, you will lose. My advice, drop all allegiance to the Raiders and become Jets fans and Bollywood fans, right away. That would be the smart thing to do. peaceandimouttahere, fred
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Ey yo what choo talkin bout huh? I'm gonna make ya an offah ya can'ts refuse, cabish? Geez, do you East Coast sewer rats even speak English over there?
Put down the egg cream and street hotdogs and pay attention! Why don't you go paint your cares on a subway train like you're supposed to do, ya damn Vinnie Barbarino reject. And while you're at it, go stop by Papa Mia's Pizzeria and say "Yo" to all of the out-of-work Steel Mill workers there.
By the way, the name "Bollywood" is too close to "Dollywood" which is a theme park owned by Dolly Parton. Not sure how tough that sounds.