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Originally Posted by Lamma
Wow, this thread is still going?
To me, Kerry Collins is like this little Mexican place across town from me, El Tapitio. They make the best f'ing tacos ever. My favorites are al pastor and langua. They're really small so you can eat like 10 if you want to. I like to get 'em with everything so they're really hot with a couple of jalapenos on the side. I'd eat that stuff everyday if I could; nothing better than sitting there sweating, with a runny nose and drinking a gallon of ice cold Pepsi while I eat a dozen super hot tacos. However, while it always sounds like a good idea to go to Tapitio, and while the food looks good, and tastes good, the end result for me is always the same; a balloon knot torching, intestine twisting, half hour long trip sitting on the john the next day. In other words, it all seems like a good idea at the time, but the end result is always a fiery ****storm. Just like Kerry Collins. You see the big arm and the long completions and you realize the potential of the offense if he could perform like that all the time. But in the end he's just a red hot case of diarrhea. Maybe I'll start calling him "Tapatio".
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That has got to be some of the funniest stuff I have seen on here in a long time! I'm not Mexican but living in So Cal for the past 3 years, I have learned to love all types of Mexican food. Al Pastor, Carne Asada, Lengua, and even those Sabrosos chips at the mini-mart. And I'm talking the good Mexican stuff too like Olvera street, King Taco, Las Playas in Etiwanda, and especially Manuel's in L.A.. After that comment I'll never eat those damn tasty good little tacos again!

Whoo! That's some hot sauce! Is that Pico Pica or Tapatio? Get me some Horchata quick!