How does it feel to be 0 and 3? ~ MERGED

[TiltRaider]

Originally Posted by DllsDeathMetal

AWWWWWWWWWWW
Come on now. I just wanted to light a fire under you guys. I might know a thing about football. I do know that Sapp and Moss are huge threats this week. As you can see, Moss already fits into out "got Burned" model of giving up opponent points. and Sapp, I saw him play in Tampa, he's a bad mofo. This sunday will be a good game nonetheless. I can't wait to see if the Boys are going to dominate all of Cali's teams to start the season off.

and again...this will be Collins when he leaves the pocket...

Your smilies are bada$$.

you want to talk about a real team, but you gave up two TDs to lose the game, AT HOME against the redskins, and it was by the poor man's version of the real moss, santana, not randy.

just wait til suunday, you'll see who the real team is, i wont even compare matchups and this and that, but time will tell.

[DllsDeathMetal]

San Fran is more of a threat than most people think this year. They revamped their line and secondary. I too am surprised to the number of points lost. However, they failed to keep it under control in the 2nd half.

I think that your Raider girlies won't be able to handle our running and passing game. You will have to take your pick when the ball is snapped.

My biggest worries are Moss. Lamont too. All and all, it'll be a really good game. Our teams are fairly equal.

Whats up with all the penalties anyways, if this was Hockey, it'd be 11 men against 5 out there.

[Stabler12]

Originally Posted by DllsDeathMetal

How does it feel to be 0 and 3 and tied for last place in the NFL going into a week 4 and playing a real NFL team, the Dallas Cowboys? I bet it feels great to know Oakland is leading the entire league, also the CFL, in overall number of Penalty yards. This will be an easy win for the Cowboys. Sapp will end up eating too many cheeseburgers and having cramps and Moss will probably twist his ankle after getting a hangnail. On top of those two mishaps, the Cowboys will probably get just as many first downs on Oaklands penalties as on their own.

My prediction: Cowboys 42, Raiders 3

Yours truly
Dallas Death Metal :yskull:

this will be Collins when he leaves the pocket

Keep all smack in the smack talkin' forum!

[RandytheRaider]

if santana moss can run around your secondary all day long


wow just imagine what randy moss will do

[Humblebolt]

I don't mean any disrespect toward the Raiders, but if I had to choose I would go with Dallas. Why? Defense. You laugh? You saw the 49ers put up a bunch of points on Dallas Sunday? Yes, but it was an abberation. Dallas has a smothering D. They will shut down Jordan and get in Collins' face. They have intimidating d-backs. On the other side of the ball, Bledsoe is still pretty good and he's making the most of MeShawn and Terry Glenn. Then there's Julius Jones, one of the best young backs in the league. The Raiders have almost no answer on defense. Al Davis completely ignored that side of the ball, and went after Jordan and Moss. This is why the Raiders are 0-3 and will probably be 0-4, then 0-5 when the Bolts come to town after the bye. I know this is going to piss off Raiders fans, but I this is my honest and true assessment.

[TheRaid IsOn]

Originally Posted by DllsDeathMetal

San Fran is more of a threat than most people think this year. They revamped their line and secondary. I too am surprised to the number of points lost. However, they failed to keep it under control in the 2nd half.

I think that your Raider girlies won't be able to handle our running and passing game. You will have to take your pick when the ball is snapped.

My biggest worries are Moss. Lamont too. All and all, it'll be a really good game. Our teams are fairly equal.

Whats up with all the penalties anyways, if this was Hockey, it'd be 11 men against 5 out there.

the TUNA better bring some TUMS !! I predict a long day for you cowpokes.... maybe you have not noticed but our run "d" has much improved this year... ohhh yeah welcome to the site, we'll see how long you stay around !!

[RandytheRaider]

Originally Posted by DllsDeathMetal

San Fran is more of a threat than most people think this year.

now thats the funniest thing i've heard all season long

please man,the eagles brought in their 2nd team offense in the 4th quarter and their 2nd string quarterback (whats his name again) had no incompletions and scored a touchdown with a perfect passer rating

[Lamma]

The Cowbroads are going to get their asses handed to them this week. To have lost to a team that's only scored two td's in two games isn't pathetic, it's funny. To struggle against a San Francisco team that got blown out 42-3 the week before is pathetic.

The fact of the matter is that Parcells has lost it. He's only sticking around because the only thing bigger than his gut is his ego. He proved that he's burnt out and out of ideas when he brought in Drew Bledsoe. I guess the thinking was that since he played well under Lardcells 10 years ago that he's a can't miss motherfvcker now.

Kerry Collins is statue-esque in the pocket but Bledsoe actually collects bird**** on his jersey. This week we may actually employ the blitz for the first time this season in order to knock that long overrated scarecrow on his ass.

And your biggest weapon, Julius Jones will be held to under 50 yards running. And with Bledsoe spending a majority of the day on his butt, you guys will be lucky to score 10 points.

And if your team had the same schedule as our team, they wouldn't just be 0-3; that Michael Jackson look-alike you call an owner would have forfeited the season and taken the profits to buy an oxygen tent to prevent himself from further aging. At least Al Davis is older than dirt and doesn't bother to hide it like an old Hollywood has been actress. And after oxygen tent treatment, Jones will come out and scream in a high pitched little boy voice, "How 'bout them Cowbroads! Schimon!"

"America's Team" my ass. As if we're all a bunch of rusty old pickup driving hat wearing wannabe cattle rustlers who hide their closeted preferences by acting like toughguys. If the NFL had a drag queen team they'd use your colors. And being that most Americans aren't drag queens I'd say that a more appropriate moniker for you guys would be "America's Queens".

The Raiders will get on track and absolutely destroy the Queens this Sunday. We haven't had the luxury of a pansy ass schedule like Dallas and now that we finally aren't having to compete on the road against the very best teams in the NFL, the Raiders are going to take this opportunity to take three weeks worth of frustration out on your hapless excuse for a football team.

Bad luck and may an errant Kerry Collins bullet pass get lodged in Lardcell's accomodating gut. Hell, he probably wouldn't even know. Didn't he have a chickenbone lodged in his ass that he wasn't aware of until an x-ray revealed it after he had to be cut out of his house and loaded onto a flatbed truck to arrive in time for your Monday night game that you lost to Washington?

[Lamma]

Originally Posted by Humblebolt

I don't mean any disrespect toward the Raiders, but if I had to choose I would go with Dallas. Why? Defense. You laugh? You saw the 49ers put up a bunch of points on Dallas Sunday? Yes, but it was an abberation. Dallas has a smothering D. They will shut down Jordan and get in Collins' face. They have intimidating d-backs. On the other side of the ball, Bledsoe is still pretty good and he's making the most of MeShawn and Terry Glenn. Then there's Julius Jones, one of the best young backs in the league. The Raiders have almost no answer on defense. Al Davis completely ignored that side of the ball, and went after Jordan and Moss. This is why the Raiders are 0-3 and will probably be 0-4, then 0-5 when the Bolts come to town after the bye. I know this is going to piss off Raiders fans, but I this is my honest and true assessment.

This is the smack talking forum dude. So with that...

Your post is really rich coming from a guy who's team lost to Dallas in the opener at home. Of course the Cowboys must be good; after all they beat San Diego. OOOOOOOOHH! Not the team who's managed to win one division title in 10 years. Not the team who choked in the first round of the playoffs at home last season. Not the the team who blew a big second half lead to the Donks last Sunday. Yeah, teams shudder when they face the Chargers; a team that's 1-2 after getting two out of their first three games at home-both against teams that had a combined total of 11 wins last season. HA! That's HI-f'ing-Larious.

In case you haven't noticed, the Raiders have one of the best run d's in the league. Julius Jones is gonna get shut the f down. Ask Priest Holmes, Corey Dillon, and Michael Westbrook if they think our run defense is soft. You have heard of those guys haven't you? From what I hear, they're pretty good. But I'm sure if the Chargers would have faced them they would have all been in the minus category for yardage.

Drew Bledsoe was a has-been three years ago. He will throw at least two picks and take three sacks in this upcoming game. And call me crazy, but when the Niners, with Tim Rattay running the show are putting up 30+ on the Cowbroads, how do you think that Collins, Moss, Porter, Gabriel, Whitted and Jordan are going to fare? This will be an asskicking of supersize proportions. Dallas hasn't played anyone yet and neither have the Chargers. The worst part of our schedule is over.

Sure, we may be 0-3, but wait until you have to face the same teams we have and we're beating up on the creampuffs you lost to. It's gonna look a whole lot different in 8 weeks.

Sorry. But remember, this is the smack forum and as far as I'm concerned it's all in good fun.

[DllsDeathMetal]

Ghanem43 - Brunell lit us up exactly twice. Those problems were remedied.

Tiltraider - How exactly does a "real" team let themselves go 0 and 3 to start the NFL season? and Moss, as good as he is, is stoppable. Thanks to the training we had from Santana, it probably won't happen again.

Lamma - Collins will have to leave the pocket because it's not going to be there anymore on Sunday.
and Lamma - let's do a recap -

Week 1 New England 30 - Oakland 20
OAK: K. Collins (18-40, 265), R. Moss (5-130)
NE: T. Brady (24-38, 306), D. Branch (7-99)

Week 2 Kansas 23 - Oakland 17
KC: T. Green (18-28, 237), S. Parker (3-86)
OAK: K. Collins (21-35, 263), R. Moss (5-127)

Week 3Philly 23 - Oakland 20
OAK: K. Collins (24-42, 345), C. Anderson (5-100)
PHI: D. McNabb (30-52, 365), B. Westbrook (6-140)

It looks to me like you have 3 problems there....
1) Oakland mostly had worse stats across the board, except Moss.
2) Oakland had problems closing out a win 3 times in a row, Dallas had a problem once.
and 3) the only thing you're #1 at is Penalty yards with 327 and counting.

should we go on?

[kitared]

How does it feel to be to freakin' stupid to figure out how to post in a forum?!

[DllsDeathMetal]

is that the best you've got kitared? I'm not up on all your raider democratic ways. I only posted it there to get your, since we're into name calling now, retard members attentions.

Again, the score will be Dallas 42 - Oakland 3
You're welcome on the cowboysboard.com any day of the week if you want to become a real fan.

[DllsDeathMetal]

And Lamma -- you wrote - Sure, we may be 0-3, but wait until you have to face the same teams we have and we're beating up on the creampuffs you lost to. It's gonna look a whole lot different in 8 weeks.

Sounds to me like you've already admitted that KC, NE, and Philly are already better than you. What kind of a fan is that?

[Lamma]

Originally Posted by DllsDeathMetal

should we go on?

Darn. I expected at least some kind of spirited comeback. Dude, look at what teams we've played. On the road. You're nuttier than the D ward at the local boobiehatch if you think your competition thus far is even close to ours. It's not even close. How many home games in a row has New England won at home? I think it's around 24. And what about the Eagles at home? I don't know the exact number but I know it's impressive.

The only chance Dallas has in this game is if the Raiders hand them the game. Not that it's unlikely because they've done it three times in row so far. But that was against much better competition and in two of the hardest places to play in the NFL. Our coaching staff choke-dicked against the Chiefs and we had a td robbed from us by the refs and we still almost won that game.

The Cowboys are gonna get stomped like a narc at a biker rally. The level of competition that your team will provide will seem like a charity scrimmage against the local JUCO team for ass cancer awareness day compared to what we've been up against.

[kitared]

Originally Posted by DllsDeathMetal

Ghanem43 - Brunell lit us up exactly twice. Those problems were remedied.

Tiltraider - How exactly does a "real" team let themselves go 0 and 3 to start the NFL season? and Moss, as good as he is, is stoppable. Thanks to the training we had from Santana, it probably won't happen again.

Lamma - Collins will have to leave the pocket because it's not going to be there anymore on Sunday.
and Lamma - let's do a recap -

Week 1 New England 30 - Oakland 20
OAK: K. Collins (18-40, 265), R. Moss (5-130)
NE: T. Brady (24-38, 306), D. Branch (7-99)

Week 2 Kansas 23 - Oakland 17
KC: T. Green (18-28, 237), S. Parker (3-86)
OAK: K. Collins (21-35, 263), R. Moss (5-127)

Week 3Philly 23 - Oakland 20
OAK: K. Collins (24-42, 345), C. Anderson (5-100)
PHI: D. McNabb (30-52, 365), B. Westbrook (6-140)

It looks to me like you have 3 problems there....
1) Oakland mostly had worse stats across the board, except Moss.
2) Oakland had problems closing out a win 3 times in a row, Dallas had a problem once.
and 3) the only thing you're #1 at is Penalty yards with 327 and counting.

should we go on?

Do you realize that we played both SB teams in their house? We actually beat the Chiefs, the refs just didn't want to count those 2 TD's we scored. A Chief fan told me today that we handed them their ass!

Cowgirls have played the half way decent Chargers, and the 49ers. Who got waxed by the Eagles. Oh and you lost to the sorry ass Redskins!!

Oh and in case you didn't know, the last time Drew made an apperance in the Oaktown he got sacked 7times. So, I'm sure he will have flashbacks and get an instant migraine stepping off the plane!