Philly Smack Thread

[RaiderOfTheSith]

I live in Harrisburg, PA which is about 1/2 way between Mulletville (Pittsburgh) and ****hole (Philadelphia).

You bandwagon jumpin Philly farts. Grab a freakin cheesesteak at Genos or Pats sit back - dump the cheese whiz all over your fat heads and big bellys and rub it so you can attract an Eagles mate.

Lessons to be learned...
1. Moss schools TO on how to be a real WR and a real team player.
2. CWood schools TO on running for nothing. Can you say shut down!!
3. LJ schools the "run stoppers". Philly fan says "but, but, we stopped SF". Ohhhhhh ... What ... Dunn had 117 yards rushing.
4. How's that run game with Westbrook? ... hehehehehehehe
5. Gallery takes turns pancaking your Dline like he did to J.Peppers.
6. Sapp smells the cheese whiz on Donavan and attacks. Teddy, hey Teddy, that's not McNabb, that's McNugget, go get ya some!!!
7. Burgess gets redemption for Phillys lack of respect.
8. Morrison and Clark team to take out the TEs, RBs, and blitz McNugget.
9. This is the first time I feel absolutely confident that Fab and Routt will smother Phillys other WR - whoever they are. Bawwwaaaaa.
10. Phillys stadium will be cleared by mid-3rd quarter (right after Carr's TD punt return). The fans run off to bitch to talk radio losers.

PS Get over the SuperBowl pounding we gave you!!!!

LAST THING WE NEED TO SCHOOL PHILLY ... A HAMBURGER!!!!!!!!!

[raidaz]

you seem very confident seeing as we have lost both our games this year sith - eagles have at least won one - AND they got the SB last year....where did we finish?

COMON JORDAN

[PRIESTOFDOOM]

Originally Posted by raidaz

you seem very confident seeing as we have lost both our games this year sith - eagles have at least won one - AND they got the SB last year....where did we finish?

COMON JORDAN

He's right you know. A more likely scenario says that the Raiders lose in another close and heartbreaking loss.

Of course, there is also good chance that there will be that "one play" which the refs call against Oakland which "costs them the game". The Oakland fans will cry like sobbing babies.

Why will they cry? Because they think it's unfair, unjustified! Well here's a box of kleenexes and a swift reality kick to your ass: the REASON why the refs are always on your bad side is because your vaunted "Raider Tradition" is based almost ENTIRELY on your team's long history of taking cheap shots.

Clean up your act for a season or two (not just one or two games) and the refs will start giving you breaks. Yeah I know, it's impossible. Like I said: you pride yourself on being cheap-shot bastards.

PriestOfDoom.

[RaiderOfTheSith]

you seem very confident seeing as we have lost both our games this year sith - eagles have at least won one - AND they got the SB last year....where did we finish?

1. Doom and gloom. I'll hold the line alone if have to (along with a substantial majority of RF members)!!! I have faith. Do we need to tinker, hell yeah!!!! But we were in both games till the end.

2. Smack is part of the fun and enjoyment of football. Perfer to be on the winning side after the game, but pre-game smack is fun.

3. So they are going to win because of their record? Their 1 additional win? They went to the SB, so did we not so very long ago, we didn't do so well the year after with virtually the same players - why cant it happen to them?

4. We match up well on both sides of the ball with Philly.

5. Every week, there are teams that lose to teams that people never thought they would lose to, and win ones that nobody would have given them a shot in. Consider:

Week 2
Chicago destroying the Lions.
Seattle beating Atlanta. Seattle was winless till they met NFC title contenders.

Week 1
Miami making the Donk go he-haw

Last year
Pittsburgh with a rookie QB taking out the undefeated NE and Philly in consecutive weeks
TB (5-7) giving a donut to Atlanta (9-3)
Miami (0-6) beating SL (4-2)

[Humblebolt]

I am very concerned because my FF opponent this week has Donvan McNabb, and he slaughtered his opponent last week when the feeble fortywhiners tried to stop TO. Please Raiders' D, find some pride and at least try to limit the McNabb to TO show.

That said, I have Westbrook and I do think he will run through the Raiders' D up the gut because Warren Sapp is too fat to do anything. Seriously, Sapp is severely obese. I am looking forward to Westbrook having a big day.

And I have Philly's D, which has come through big for me in the 1st two games and will continue on Sunday. You thought the Bolts' 42 yards of offense against the Donkos in the 2nd half was pathetic? I think the Raiders' offense will set a new standard of impotence on Sunday in Philly.

All I ask of the Raiders on the way to their third loss is to limit the damage through the air.

That's all.

[RaiderOfTheSith]

Originally Posted by PRIESTOFDOOM

He's right you know. A more likely scenario says that the Raiders lose in another close and heartbreaking loss.

Of course, there is also good chance that there will be that "one play" which the refs call against Oakland which "costs them the game". The Oakland fans will cry like sobbing babies.

Why will they cry? Because they think it's unfair, unjustified! Well here's a box of kleenexes and a swift reality kick to your ass: the REASON why the refs are always on your bad side is because your vaunted "Raider Tradition" is based almost ENTIRELY on your team's long history of taking cheap shots.

Clean up your act for a season or two (not just one or two games) and the refs will start giving you breaks. Yeah I know, it's impossible. Like I said: you pride yourself on being cheap-shot bastards.

PriestOfDoom.

Clean up our act? Who has the woman beater as co-starting RB? In 1998 you guys had the most penalties. But, I don't wanna deal with a Queefer right now, time to prepare for Philly. Come back and talk when teh second game approaches.

I didn't say anything about penalties numnuts. Quit smeering that BBQ sauce over your glasses and read the post.

Just a little more smack for you Queefer, just to wet my appetite.

[RaiderOfTheSith]

Originally Posted by Humblebolt

I am very concerned because my FF opponent this week has Donvan McNabb, and he slaughtered his opponent last week when the feeble fortywhiners tried to stop TO. Please Raiders' D, find some pride and at least try to limit the McNabb to TO show.

That said, I have Westbrook and I do think he will run through the Raiders' D up the gut because Warren Sapp is too fat to do anything. Seriously, Sapp is severely obese. I am looking forward to Westbrook having a big day.

And I have Philly's D, which has come through big for me in the 1st two games and will continue on Sunday. You thought the Bolts' 42 yards of offense against the Donkos in the 2nd half was pathetic? I think the Raiders' offense will set a new standard of impotence on Sunday in Philly.

All I ask of the Raiders on the way to their third loss is to limit the damage through the air.

That's all.

Humble quivering bolt - why the hell did you pick up Westbrook? Oh you were coached by Snottenheiny. Both of our games kept the starting RBs under 100. Not to shabby for Holmes and Dillion

Westbrook
Week 1 - 12 carries 47 yards, long of 23, so take off the long run that was 11 carries for 24, a little of 2 yards per attempt.
Week 2 - couldn't break 100 yards rushing (against SF), which is what a RB is supposed to do. Decent in receiving, but it was SF against TOs old team!!!!!!

[AW71]

Originally Posted by raidaz

you seem very confident seeing as we have lost both our games this year sith - eagles have at least won one - AND they got the SB last year....where did we finish?

COMON JORDAN

FAKE FAN ALERT!!!!!!

FAKE FAN ALERT!!!!!

[RaiderSithLord]

Originally Posted by Humblebolt

I am very concerned because my FF opponent this week has Donvan McNabb, and he slaughtered his opponent last week when the feeble fortywhiners tried to stop TO. Please Raiders' D, find some pride and at least try to limit the McNabb to TO show.

That said, I have Westbrook and I do think he will run through the Raiders' D up the gut because Warren Sapp is too fat to do anything. Seriously, Sapp is severely obese. I am looking forward to Westbrook having a big day.

And I have Philly's D, which has come through big for me in the 1st two games and will continue on Sunday. You thought the Bolts' 42 yards of offense against the Donkos in the 2nd half was pathetic? I think the Raiders' offense will set a new standard of impotence on Sunday in Philly.

All I ask of the Raiders on the way to their third loss is to limit the damage through the air.

That's all.

Corey Dillon could not do it.

Larry Johnson and Priest Holmes could not do it

What in the HELL makes you think Westbrook could do it?

[RaiderSithLord]

IF and Rob Ryan, in the name of AL, I hope he does this, has C-Wood shadow TO all day, TO becomes a non-factor. Also in that scenerio C-wood gets at least one pick.

[kitared]

Originally Posted by PRIESTOFDOOM

Clean up your act for a season or two (not just one or two games) and the refs will start giving you breaks. Yeah I know, it's impossible. Like I said: you pride yourself on being cheap-shot bastards.

PriestOfDoom.

You have us confused with Denver!

[Low Rent]

Originally Posted by RaiderOfTheSith

we were in both games till the end.

Yeah, the Patriots were really sweating that 16 point 4th quarter lead they had.

[Jimi18]

lay the steak and cheese...
i am gonna make a vid Pre eagles game soon