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Budweiser salutes you, Mr. Kansas City Chiefs Fan
An oldie but a goodie!
Budweiser salutes you, Mr. Kansas City Chiefs fan.
Ooooh yeahh Mr. Kansas City Chiefs fan...
Undaunted by the fact that your team hasn't been to the Super Bowl
since Goldie Hawn was dancing around in go go boots on Laugh In, you
show up week in and week out, year in and year out, to support your team.
Goldie Hawn's so sex-ay!
Only to have the Chiefs break your heart more often than that ex
stripper that lives in your trailer park.
Come on pretty lad-ay!
And every Sunday, rain or shine, you don your mighty red Chiefs jacket,
drape your mullet majestically over the shoulders, rev up your Camaro
and make your pilgrimage to Arrowhead Stadium to watch your beloved
Chiefs with your fellow mullet sporting, Camaro revving, red jacket wearing brethren.
Dude, your ride is bitchin!
And even though barbecue is king in KC, Arrowhead Stadium leads the
league in the amount of Spam sold as a concession.
Over here, Spam man!
So Mr. Kansas City Chiefs fan, set down that Schmidt, Pabst, and
Buckhorn and hoist a tall Bud (don't worry, we're not asking you to pay
for it) as we salute you, and remind you that, just like Coach Vermeil,
its OK to cry as you wait, yet again, until next year because we're so
gosh darn prouda ya!
Mr. Crying Kansas City Chiefs fan, its gonna be all riiiiiiiighiiiiit...
Budweiser reminds you to please choose your pro football team responsibly.
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"You've got to be f**king kidding me!" Me - when I heard 'This Is The Day' by The The being played on a Dockers commercial.
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