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Good Chiefs/Raiders Joke
A family in Kansas City decided to put on their shoes one day and head down to the mall in the big city. They loaded up into the '52 Edsel and headed down their unpaved road.
Upon arriving in the big city they head straight to the mall. And it's right to the sports shop for the latest in Cheifs gear. The youngest of the lot, little 12 year old Adam sees a jersey that is black with silver numbers. Realizing he has spied a Raiders jersey he makes a decision that will bring him an unlimited amount of happiness.
He takes the jersey to his sister and tells her, "I've decided my life is shallow and without meaning. I am going to be a Raiders Fan to achieve direction in my life. I want this jersey for my birthday." His sister, with all of 2 teeth left in her head, smacks her brother and says "Go talk to Mama."
He takes the jersey to his mother and tells her, "I've decided my life is shallow and without meaning. I am going to be a Raiders Fan to achieve direction in my life. I want this jersey for my birthday." His mother, with an IQ of less than 60, smacks her son and says, "Go talk to your Daddy."
He takes the jersey to his father and says to him, "I've decided my life is shallow and without meaning. I am going to be a Raiders Fan to achieve direction in my life. I want this jersey for my birthday." His father, unemployed and undereducated, tells him, "No son of mine will wear THAT!"
On their way home the boys father (well, his mama says he's the boys father) turns around and tells the boy, "Son, I hope you learned something today." The boy responds, "I sure did Pa. I've only been a Raiders Fan for a few hours and already I hate you damn Chiefs lovin bastards."
Sorry if this has been posted already...Just got this from a friend of mine and HAD to share it.
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