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RandytheRaider · #1 (**permalink**) 08-14-2005, 12:35 AM

This just in...

Oakland Raiders sign Uncle Rico (left of the picture) to a 10 year contract $1 for Uncle Rico to do the Oakland Raiders laundry,be the Raiders slave, and also give Mr.Davis his coffee, they gave Uncle Rico a jersey just to make him feel better,a couple days after this happening, Uncle Rico was traded to the San Diego Chargers for the San Diego Chargers 1st round pick for the next 5 years!

I am very excited to have Uncle Rico on our team,we think that we have ripped off the Oakland Raiders, I dont care how many mad Charger fans are outside right now I think we got a great deal, Uncle Rico will be our starting Punter,Kick Returner,Kicker,Punt Returner,Cornerback,Offensive Coordinator,and Quarterback,said Head Coach of the San Diego Chargers, Marty Schottenheimer

And the San Diego Chargers are also looking to sign Napoleon Dynamite as their starting Running Back, and his friend Pedro as their starting Wide Reciever, who were caught outside of the Chargers stadium playing hopscotch with Ladainian Tomlinson
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JimmyBones · #2 (**permalink**) 08-14-2005, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by RandytheRaider

This just in...

Oakland Raiders sign Uncle Rico (left of the picture) to a 10 year contract $1 for Uncle Rico to do the Oakland Raiders laundry,be the Raiders slave, and also give Mr.Davis his coffee, they gave Uncle Rico a jersey just to make him feel better,a couple days after this happening, Uncle Rico was traded to the San Diego Chargers for the San Diego Chargers 1st round pick for the next 5 years!

I am very excited to have Uncle Rico on our team,we think that we have ripped off the Oakland Raiders, I dont care how many mad Charger fans are outside right now I think we got a great deal, Uncle Rico will be our starting Punter,Kick Returner,Kicker,Punt Returner,Cornerback,Offensive Coordinator,and Quarterback,said Head Coach of the San Diego Chargers, Marty Schottenheimer

And the San Diego Chargers are also looking to sign Napoleon Dynamite as their starting Running Back, and his friend Pedro as their starting Wide Reciever, who were caught outside of the Chargers stadium playing hopscotch with Ladainian Tomlinson
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tooooo funny!