Favorite Faider Jokes.....

[hegor]

Why doesn't Osama Bin Ladin plan any attacks on Oakland?

He wouldn't want to do us any favors!


Besides football, what other activities are Raider fans always on time for?

Court appearances and Parole hearings.


Two Raider fans wanted to get some malt liquor for the big game on Sunday. They only have ten dollars between them. How much Olde English 800 can they get if its $1.25 a bottle.

As much as they can steal.


Two police officiers were arresting some rowdy drunken Raider fans, when one looked over to the other and said "gee, these guys are out of control, did the Raiders win or lose"?

The other officer replied "Its the Raiders bye week".


Why don't most Raider games sell out?

Can't go to the game if your in jail!


Why do the Oakland Police love the Raiders and Raider fans?

Job security baby!


A Chargers fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Oakland Raider fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their obnoxious silver and black colors.

He would swerve his van as if to hit them and then he would swerve back on the road.

One day, as the van driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good deed so he turned around and pulled over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to say Mass at St. Joseph's Church, about five miles down the road!", replied the priest.


"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"


The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Raider fan walking down the road and instinctively he swerved as if to hit him, but just in time he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the idiot.


Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD."


Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and he didn't see anything.


Then he remembered the priest and he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that Oakland Raider fan."


"That's okay," replied the priest. "I got the asshole with the door!"

[MWRaider]

Hey hegor, did you hear the one about the Chargers winning a championship?

I didn't either.

[punisher]

Originally Posted by hegor

Why doesn't Osama Bin Ladin plan any attacks on Oakland?

He wouldn't want to do us any favors!


Besides football, what other activities are Raider fans always on time for?

Court appearances and Parole hearings.


Two Raider fans wanted to get some malt liquor for the big game on Sunday. They only have ten dollars between them. How much Olde English 800 can they get if its $1.25 a bottle.

As much as they can steal.


Two police officiers were arresting some rowdy drunken Raider fans, when one looked over to the other and said "gee, these guys are out of control, did the Raiders win or lose"?

The other officer replied "Its the Raiders bye week".


Why don't most Raider games sell out?

Can't go to the game if your in jail!


Why do the Oakland Police love the Raiders and Raider fans?

Job security baby!


A Chargers fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Oakland Raider fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their obnoxious silver and black colors.

He would swerve his van as if to hit them and then he would swerve back on the road.

One day, as the van driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good deed so he turned around and pulled over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to say Mass at St. Joseph's Church, about five miles down the road!", replied the priest.


"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"


The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Raider fan walking down the road and instinctively he swerved as if to hit him, but just in time he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the idiot.


Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD."


Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and he didn't see anything.


Then he remembered the priest and he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that Oakland Raider fan."


"That's okay," replied the priest. "I got the asshole with the door!"

JUST PLAIN WEAK, COME WITH SOME BETTER STUFF THEN THAT!

[hegor]

Here is another faider joke especially for you MWFaider.

October 31, 2004.

[hegor]

Ok, Punished here you go.

Randy Moss in his new Faider jersey was taking a walk with an 8 year old fan. They kept walking and eventually they came to the end of civilization and started walking into a dark mysterious forest. They started walking into the forest. Upon no longer hearing any noises from the city the child's fear grew, he said "Uh Mr. Moss, this forest is scary".

Indignant, Randy replied "**** kid, at least you don't have to walk home alone".

[punisher]

Originally Posted by hegor

Ok, Punished here you go.

Randy Moss in his new Faider jersey was taking a walk with an 8 year old fan. They kept walking and eventually they came to the end of civilization and started walking into a dark mysterious forest. They started walking into the forest. Upon no longer hearing any noises form the city the child's fear grew, he said "Uh Mr. Moss, this forest is scary".

Indignant, Randy replied "**** kid, at least you don't have to walk home alone".

Come on Hegor do better. That is lame and you know it, come on you have something better then that. I will give props to a better joke.

[punisher]

Come on Hegor something original not about convicts, Faiders or anything that usually comes through this site. Give me something new I have not heard yet.

[MWRaider]

Originally Posted by hegor

Here is another faider joke especially for you MWFaider.

October 31, 2004.

Now, now, Mister hegor, let's not lower ourselves to this level. We can do better than that. Sensible, intelligent people should not be reduced to name calling. Besides, I may christen you "hegor the whoreable".

[hegor]

**** Punished, your a sad case.

Ok here you go.

After another series of losing seasons and continous falling revenue, Al Davis decides to move the team to another city for a fresh start. After numerous aborted attempts at landing a state of the art facility, The Raiders settle for the city of Butte, Montana. Proudly proclaiming themselves the Butte Raiders.

[raiderdude69]

Originally Posted by hegor

Here is another faider joke especially for you MWFaider.

October 31, 2004.

Hey cum-guzzler,

Here's a couple dates for ya...

Jan 9th, 1977
Jan 11th, 1981
Jan 25th, 1981
Jan 22nd, 1984

Those were dates the Raiders accomplished things Chargette fans can only dream of...

And one other figure to throw at you...

54-34-2

Hmmm, wonder what those numbers mean?

You can get all happy and jolly over a couple of wins last year vs us, and yes the loss on Halloween was indeed a severe beatdown, but you still ain't did **** yet. One division title in a decade does not a dynasty make...

So go ahead and f*ck yourself, and wipe up the mess with that baby blue LT jersey you wear to bed as jammies, K?

[Raider Ran]

Originally Posted by hegor

**** Punished, your a sad case.

Ok here you go.

After another series of losing seasons and continous falling revenue, Al Davis decides to move the team to another city for a fresh start. After numerous aborted attempts at landing a state of the art facility, The Raiders settle for the city of Butte, Montana. Proudly proclaiming themselves the Butte Raiders.

All this weak smack had to give you some neg rep..All these loser Dolt Fans are giving me the creeps..

[Raider Ran]

Originally Posted by MWRaider

Hey hegor, did you hear the one about the Chargers winning a championship?

I didn't either.

Now that is funny...These Dolts are just running the same old convict, gangbanger smack cus they have no imagination..

[raiderdude69]

Originally Posted by hegor

**** Punished, your a sad case.

Ok here you go.

After another series of losing seasons and continous falling revenue, Al Davis decides to move the team to another city for a fresh start. After numerous aborted attempts at landing a state of the art facility, The Raiders settle for the city of Butte, Montana. Proudly proclaiming themselves the Butte Raiders.

Wow, that's f*ckin hilarious...

[hegor]

Hey raideran,

Remember, the best comedy comes from oberservations of the truth.

[Raider Ran]

Originally Posted by hegor

Hey raideran,

Remember, the best comedy comes from oberservations of the truth.

Yea but you are running the same old weak smack that every other fan of the week runs..Give us some imagination... PLEASE...................Raider fans convicts...Raider fans Gang Bangers....BLAH BLAH BLAH.