Randy Moss Arrives in Oakland

[punkedagain]

Randy Moss Arrives in Oakland - (AP) 07-21-05

Oakland, CA -- Randy Moss touched down in Oakland today (See Photo Below) to begin his long anticipated stint with the Oakland Raiders football team. He is expected by many Raiders fans as their savior to hopefully lead them to perhaps a 6 win season after two years of drought.

Says Moss, "I plead the 5th, oh wait, nevermind. Yeah, I have arrived Oakland! We are going to win and win big, as long as that Collin's throws me the ball when I call my number in the huddle. Also, better keep your damn metermaids out of my face or I'm outta here. Anyone have any questions about that part? Good. Now show me the way to the strip clubs!"

Teammates are hopeful yet wary of Moss' alleged ego, described by former Minnesota Vikings teammates only as, "Bigger than Kansas and Bill Parcells combined, and nearly big enough to wrap around Warren Sapp's distended belly."

Says new teammate Jerry Porter, "Guess I better learn to block since I won't be getting the ball anymore." Quarterback Kerry Collins is already looking for new homes in Dallas, saying,

"Come on, let's be real. The first pass he drops and blames on me and I will find my locker already emptied out for me at the end of the game, with a snaggle-toothed Al Davis cackling at me and saying 'Damn you Marcus, you ruined my team.' "

Moss further explained that he "intends to take it easy the first half of the season and maybe turn it up a bit later on" if he thinks there is a shot at the playoffs and the resulting TV time.

[The Shocker]

stupid post, only a spark fan could think of something this whack!!

[Oak]

Originally Posted by Tha Rizzock

stupid post, only a spark fan could think of something this whack!!

By whack, you mean stupid, right?

[The Shocker]

yeah you got it!!

[punkedagain]

That was on the front page of CNN all day today, don't back your dumptrucks up on me just because you can't handle the truth!

Lets see, it's at least three more days until you can drop more red bombs on me rizzock, bummer! I know how you can't wait!

[The Shocker]

untill what???

[The Shocker]

Originally Posted by punkedagain

Randy Moss Arrives in Oakland - (AP) 07-21-05

Oakland, CA -- Randy Moss touched down in Oakland today (See Photo Below) to begin his long anticipated stint with the Oakland Raiders football team. He is expected by many Raiders fans as their savior to hopefully lead them to perhaps a 6 win season after two years of drought.

Says Moss, "I plead the 5th, oh wait, nevermind. Yeah, I have arrived Oakland! We are going to win and win big, as long as that Collin's throws me the ball when I call my number in the huddle. Also, better keep your damn metermaids out of my face or I'm outta here. Anyone have any questions about that part? Good. Now show me the way to the strip clubs!"

Teammates are hopeful yet wary of Moss' alleged ego, described by former Minnesota Vikings teammates only as, "Bigger than Kansas and Bill Parcells combined, and nearly big enough to wrap around Warren Sapp's distended belly."

Says new teammate Jerry Porter, "Guess I better learn to block since I won't be getting the ball anymore." Quarterback Kerry Collins is already looking for new homes in Dallas, saying,

"Come on, let's be real. The first pass he drops and blames on me and I will find my locker already emptied out for me at the end of the game, with a snaggle-toothed Al Davis cackling at me and saying 'Damn you Marcus, you ruined my team.' "

Moss further explained that he "intends to take it easy the first half of the season and maybe turn it up a bit later on" if he thinks there is a shot at the playoffs and the resulting TV time.

This was not on CNN!!!

[elraider24]

Originally Posted by punkedagain

Randy Moss Arrives in Oakland - (AP) 07-21-05

Moss is just trying to trick you suckas. You can call Me, "Sir", bitch.

[L.A. Raiderfan]

Originally Posted by punkedagain

That was on the front page of CNN all day today

Um no it wasn't fvck head.

[OG BAMM BAMM]

Originally Posted by punkedagain

Randy Moss Arrives in Oakland - (AP) 07-21-05

Oakland, CA -- Randy Moss touched down in Oakland today (See Photo Below) to begin his long anticipated stint with the Oakland Raiders football team. He is expected by many Raiders fans as their savior to hopefully lead them to perhaps a 6 win season after two years of drought.

Says Moss, "I plead the 5th, oh wait, nevermind. Yeah, I have arrived Oakland! We are going to win and win big, as long as that Collin's throws me the ball when I call my number in the huddle. Also, better keep your damn metermaids out of my face or I'm outta here. Anyone have any questions about that part? Good. Now show me the way to the strip clubs!"

Teammates are hopeful yet wary of Moss' alleged ego, described by former Minnesota Vikings teammates only as, "Bigger than Kansas and Bill Parcells combined, and nearly big enough to wrap around Warren Sapp's distended belly."

Says new teammate Jerry Porter, "Guess I better learn to block since I won't be getting the ball anymore." Quarterback Kerry Collins is already looking for new homes in Dallas, saying,

"Come on, let's be real. The first pass he drops and blames on me and I will find my locker already emptied out for me at the end of the game, with a snaggle-toothed Al Davis cackling at me and saying 'Damn you Marcus, you ruined my team.' "

Moss further explained that he "intends to take it easy the first half of the season and maybe turn it up a bit later on" if he thinks there is a shot at the playoffs and the resulting TV time.

[RandytheRaider]

what an idiot..probably has nothing else to do so he thought of all that, GET A LIFE!!

[punkedagain]

Originally Posted by L.A. Raiderfan

Um no it wasn't fvck head.

Alright, alright, you guys are just too sharp for me to fool!

BTW, is there a forum rule here that says all rep comments must include the phrase, "Punk ass BIATCH!"?

[The Shocker]

no ummm theres not littlt monkey boy!!!!!!!

[R8RFOX]

Originally Posted by punkedagain

Randy Moss Arrives in Oakland - (AP) 07-21-05

Oakland, CA -- Randy Moss touched down in Oakland today (See Photo Below) to begin his long anticipated stint with the Oakland Raiders football team. He is expected by many Raiders fans as their savior to hopefully lead them to perhaps a 6 win season after two years of drought.

Says Moss, "I plead the 5th, oh wait, nevermind. Yeah, I have arrived Oakland! We are going to win and win big, as long as that Collin's throws me the ball when I call my number in the huddle. Also, better keep your damn metermaids out of my face or I'm outta here. Anyone have any questions about that part? Good. Now show me the way to the strip clubs!"

Teammates are hopeful yet wary of Moss' alleged ego, described by former Minnesota Vikings teammates only as, "Bigger than Kansas and Bill Parcells combined, and nearly big enough to wrap around Warren Sapp's distended belly."

Says new teammate Jerry Porter, "Guess I better learn to block since I won't be getting the ball anymore." Quarterback Kerry Collins is already looking for new homes in Dallas, saying,

"Come on, let's be real. The first pass he drops and blames on me and I will find my locker already emptied out for me at the end of the game, with a snaggle-toothed Al Davis cackling at me and saying 'Damn you Marcus, you ruined my team.' "

Moss further explained that he "intends to take it easy the first half of the season and maybe turn it up a bit later on" if he thinks there is a shot at the playoffs and the resulting TV time.

That just shows the fear from all you Sparkler fans out there that can't figure out what the hell to do with our offense. Your defense will look like confetti once we're finished with it. Yeah, LT will get you guys on the scoreboard a little against us, but when your playing down by 14pts in the 3rd qtr, you'll have to take to the air and abandon your most potent weapon. Gates will not have the same success this year. Back to the basement with you Sparklers, oh yeah and uh,

[L.A. Raiderfan]

Originally Posted by punkedagain

Alright, alright, you guys are just too sharp for me to fool!

BTW, is there a forum rule here that says all rep comments must include the phrase, "Punk ass BIATCH!"?

Your stupidity doesn't stop.