For Rival Fans: How to pick lottery numbers

[Oak]

It's simple, read my numbers then go play the lottery, you're bound to win, because you'll have a better chance than your team winning the Super Bowl.

Bronco Fan Numbers:

32 - Number of picks Jake Plummer will throw in his first 4 games.

10 - Amount of birds Jake Plummer will throw in his first 4 games.

49 - Net weight in pounds of tears Bronco fans shed after being swept by the entire AFC West.

6 - Insults per second about Jake Plummer and his inability to win big games.

24 - Number that the Bronco recievers will know quite well...

26 - Beers spilt after a Bronco turnover

Chief Fan Numbers:

13 - Years before the Chiefs get a defense.

15 - Touchdowns per game that Trent Green must throw to win a game

40 - Average margin of victory over the Broncos.

2 - Number of games you will lead the series by at the end of this season.

4 - Teary napkins in Dick Vermiel's jacket after a loss.

8 - Die-hard fans.

Charger Fan Numbers

1 - Person on the planet who think the Chargers will win the Super Bowl in the next 10 years.

50 - Idiots that must eat crow after their proclaimations of sweeping the Raiders backfire.

3 - Total amount of Charger jerseys seen in San Diego

30 - "AFC West 2004 Champs" banners seen in San Diego in 2010.

21 - Number that fans use time and time again to make themselves feel better.

35 - Sportswriters who think Drew Brees will suck again this year.

[RaiderFanInKC]

Here's a couple more additions....

Denver

0-amount of playoff wins since Elway retired.



Kansas City

12-years since K.C. has won a playoff game.

3-amount of times the Chiefs have lost in the first round, at home, after going 13-3 in the season.

[Gungreen]

Raiders

2 - Number of drinks old ****tail Collins will need before his game
10 - Number of average to below average players that currently hold starting positions on your joke of a defense ( Yes even Chief fans can make fun of that defense considering that the faders defense has given up more points in each of the last 2 years )
11 - Number of losses you will have this year
32 - Where your defense will be ranked in points allowed
43 - Number of minutes Randy I pulled my hammy Moss will actually play hard

and the powerball
8 - The number of times you have beaten the Superior Chiefs in the last 15 years