limericks for BOLT fans

[cad]

i will start ( its not that good but you guys make up your own with me)

their once was a charger fan from san diego land
who called this place Joke land and Choke land
he saw our grabs like Moss
who knew he was the boss
so he became a band wagon fan of Oakland

there once was a Qb named Brees
that cut through Defences with ease
he was such a fluke
that i could keel over and Puke
thats all i got to say ,brees is a tease that got stung on the face by bees

come on join in its lame but fun

[hunyslover]

Funny.

[darien619]

That was actually fairly creative. Learn how to spell "DIEGO" and "DEFENSE" though. And your crack about Moss being the boss is hilarious. Sorry, but Collins is going to be spending too much time on his ass to get Moss the ball. Enjoy your 7-9 season.

[d-mac37]

Originally Posted by darien619

That was actually fairly creative. Learn how to spell "DIEGO" and "DEFENSE" though. And your crack about Moss being the boss is hilarious. Sorry, but Collins is going to be spending too much time on his ass to get Moss the ball. Enjoy your 7-9 season.

Who was 5th in the league in sacks allowed, with virtually no running game?

That's right, the Raiders. Keep dreaming about back to back winning seasons for the dolts, its only happened twice in the last 24 years.

[xpiratexshipx]

Nice rhyme. Hey darien, we'll see how good your team is now that opposing teams consider them a 'threat'. See the thing is, noone even payed a bit of attention to the chargers before the start of last season, much less consider them a playoff threat. Well, thats all changed. Enjoy having the target on your back, cuz now its on for real.

[UC]

Originally Posted by darien619

That was actually fairly creative. Learn how to spell "DIEGO" and "DEFENSE" though. And your crack about Moss being the boss is hilarious. Sorry, but Collins is going to be spending too much time on his ass to get Moss the ball. Enjoy your 7-9 season.

The Chargers...

[Oak]

I can't believe how much the Chargers blow
A 12-4 season with nothing to show
Yet the pukesack fans still shoot their mouth
Pretty soon, we'll force them down further south
"Collins sucks?" "Moss ain't ****?"
He'll just score a lot and that'll be it
Let's wait 'til the season, let's see what's up
Maybe we get to drink from the victory cup
But who knows, the season's not here
Someone will rejoice and some will shed a tear

[The Lone Bolt]

Raydah fans are smokin' crack
And shovel out the weakest smack
Thinkin' Al's is "Tha Man"
But he aint got no plan
'Cept for aging primadonna wanna-be's
He's definitely
Out of his senile mind
And Randy Moss will save ya for sure
But only if he feels like playin'
So better plan on stayin'
In the cellar where you belong
'Cause it's going to be a real real long
Time before you see another Lombardi
You got no defense, you got no hope
So put away the dope
Before the dope puts you away
Ain't no 12-4 season coming your way
More like another year of losin'
With more and more of you choosin'
To wear 49er jackets when the season's done
'Cause being a raydah fan ain't no fun.

[Raider187]

Originally Posted by The Lone Bolt

Raydah fans are smokin' crack
And shovel out the weakest smack
Thinkin' Al's is "Tha Man"
But he aint got no plan
'Cept for aging primadonna wanna-be's
He's definitely
Out of his senile mind
And Randy Moss will save ya for sure
But only if he feels like playin'
So better plan on stayin'
In the cellar where you belong
'Cause it's going to be a real real long
Time before you see another Lombardi
You got no defense, you got no hope
So put away the dope
Before the dope puts you away
Ain't no 12-4 season coming your way
More like another year of losin'
With more and more of you choosin'
To wear 49er jackets when the season's done
'Cause being a raydah fan ain't no fun.

You're just like the rest. Completely uneducated when it comes to the facts. Do some research before you come in here with your weak-ass smack. Search the internet, compare the average age of your Dolts and our Raiders. You dumb-ass bandwagon-jumping Dolt disciple. Everyone will be gunning for your asses this year. It'll be fun looking down on you again from the top of the AFC West.

[PhilipRivers]

You're just crying cause his rap was better than the weak ones you all were throwing out.

[cad]

heh, heh, this was ment to be a laugh not gay ass charger fans coming over rapping thier pathetic sh$t.The Lone Bolt yours was pretty good but like Raider187 said " do some research"

[L.A. Raiderfan]

Hey someone tell Jammer Moss is ready to lay the hammer on his weak ass.

Hey someone Marty 12-4 don't matter when you get your ass kicked when it matters.

Hey someone tell the Chargers fans it took them 10 years to get back to the playoffs and they couldn't even win a wild card game, they shouldn't be proud they should be ashamed.

Hey someone tell the Chargers they aren't hard, the Jets fvcked them twice in their own yard.

Hey someone tell the Chargers fans they haven't won a playoff game since 94 which is ironic because 94 was the last time PhilipRivers and darien619 got any and yes it was from a cheap crack whore.

[ccRaider]

Ahem.....



A Charger fan once was caught kneeling

Pounding his pud with great feeling

Then like a trout

He's stick his tongue out

And capture the drops from the ceiling.

[kitared]

Originally Posted by The Lone Bolt

Raydah fans are smokin' crack
And shovel out the weakest smack
Thinkin' Al's is "Tha Man"
But he aint got no plan
'Cept for aging primadonna wanna-be's
He's definitely
Out of his senile mind
And Randy Moss will save ya for sure
But only if he feels like playin'
So better plan on stayin'
In the cellar where you belong
'Cause it's going to be a real real long
Time before you see another Lombardi
You got no defense, you got no hope
So put away the dope
Before the dope puts you away
Ain't no 12-4 season coming your way
More like another year of losin'
With more and more of you choosin'
To wear 49er jackets when the season's done
'Cause being a raydah fan ain't no fun.

We really need to change your name to LAME BOLT!! That **** don't even flow!!

[RaiderOfTheSith]

Originally Posted by PhilipRivers

You're just crying cause his rap was better than the weak ones you all were throwing out.

There was once a dolt fan name Phillip
A troll he was with a tulip
O' Rivers did he cry
When the dolts wins went dry
Till a raider fan popped him in the lip.