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**MWRaider** · #1 (**permalink**) 03-12-2005, 09:57 AM

The Ballad of Chump Bailey

Come and listen the the story about a man named Chump,
Poor Corner Back who couldn't cover Forrest Gump.
Then one day they traded him for a Bronc,
Sent him off to Denver and he became a "Donk".
Burro that is, Jackass, Wh-e-e-e-e-e-e---H-a-a-a-w-w-w-w-w!

The next thing you know, the Raiders came to town,
Everybody said "Chump was gonna shut em down".
But when it was over the Donks could only boast,
"We paid 64 million for a single piece of toast."
Burnt that is, Quick fried, Wh-e-e-e-e-e-e---H-a-a-a-w-w-w-w-w!

Now ole Chump's is really getting tense.
Says he's gonna move over and play a little offense.
Why is ole Chump at such a loss?
Cause next year he'd have to cover Moss.
Randy that is, Afterburner, Autumn Wind, Speed Kills.

Yeah, it is the offseason. Sorry guys

**Raider Ran** · #2 (**permalink**) 03-12-2005, 10:01 AM

Bro are you getting bored in Stinking Creek?

j/k bro nice song..

canadianraider · #3 (**permalink**) 03-12-2005, 10:06 AM

lol good song.. but wrong board.. this should be in Misc. Discussion

Still funny though!

**RockRaider** · #4 (**permalink**) 03-12-2005, 10:15 AM

That song is great, one of the funniest things i seen all day

**Raiderboz** · #5 (**permalink**) 03-12-2005, 10:20 AM

Nice lyrics

**RaiderInNY** · #6 (**permalink**) 03-12-2005, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MWRaider

The Ballad of Chump Bailey

Come and listen the the story about a man named Chump,
Poor Corner Back who couldn't cover Forrest Gump.
Then one day they traded him for a Bronc,
Sent him off to Denver and he became a "Donk".
Burro that is, Jackass, Wh-e-e-e-e-e-e---H-a-a-a-w-w-w-w-w!

The next thing you know, the Raiders came to town,
Everybody said "Chump was gonna shut em down".
But when it was over the Donks could only boast,
"We paid 64 million for a single piece of toast."
Burnt that is, Quick fried, Wh-e-e-e-e-e-e---H-a-a-a-w-w-w-w-w!

Now ole Chump's is really getting tense.
Says he's gonna move over and play a little offense.
Why is ole Chump at such a loss?
Cause next year he'd have to cover Moss.
Randy that is, Afterburner, Autumn Wind, Speed Kills.

Yeah, it is the offseason. Sorry guys

**RaiderRoddy** · #7 (**permalink**) 03-12-2005, 12:08 PM

Made my Day

Undertaker · #8 (**permalink**) 03-17-2005, 01:19 AM

lmfao, that **** was funny....I hope I don't look too crazy in the computer lab cause it really looks like i'm laughing at a grinnin black man....

Broncofan4ever · #9 (**permalink**) 03-18-2005, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MWRaider

The Ballad of Chump Bailey

Come and listen the the story about a man named Chump,
Poor Corner Back who couldn't cover Forrest Gump.
Then one day they traded him for a Bronc,
Sent him off to Denver and he became a "Donk".
Burro that is, Jackass, Wh-e-e-e-e-e-e---H-a-a-a-w-w-w-w-w!

The next thing you know, the Raiders came to town,
Everybody said "Chump was gonna shut em down".
But when it was over the Donks could only boast,
"We paid 64 million for a single piece of toast."
Burnt that is, Quick fried, Wh-e-e-e-e-e-e---H-a-a-a-w-w-w-w-w!

Now ole Chump's is really getting tense.
Says he's gonna move over and play a little offense.
Why is ole Chump at such a loss?
Cause next year he'd have to cover Moss.
Randy that is, Afterburner, Autumn Wind, Speed Kills.

Yeah, it is the offseason. Sorry guys

Man, your song SUCKS compared to Big Bad Johns and others over at the our M.B.

**MWRaider** · #10 (**permalink**) 03-19-2005, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Broncofan4ever

Man, your song SUCKS compared to Big Bad Johns and others over at the our M.B.

OK. Since your knowledge, expertise and experience on the subject of SUCKING are evidently beyond reproach, I will take your word for it. Always good to hear from an expert.

I shall endeavor to do better the next time.