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In this order:
3) Broncos: they may talk trash but they at least back it up 2) Chiefs: Never actually had a altercation with a Chief fan 1) Chargers: I've never seen so many bandwagoners in my life. And they're all gone now, probably to root for the Patsys.
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I live in Colorado, Bronco fans are the worst
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id have to say:
1.charger fans-mainly cuz they r bandwagoners, and talk smack about absolutely nothing. Pathetic. 2.chief fans-they just have an arrogance about them that makes me wanna puke in their faces, and then clean the puke with a sh*t-stained towel. 3.donkey fans-they talk a whole lotta sh*t, but yes, they do back it up most of the time, unlike the other 2 teams i mentioned before. but either way, i still hate the donks, queefs, and dolts equally.
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Chargers Chiefs Donkeys because they haven't and won't do anything without Horse face Chargers because they haven't EVER done anything worth typing this sentence about.. Chiefs - almost have a little respect for them.. they have more than tied the series between the Raiders although they haven't seen a Superbowl since 1970 they've been our best rival..
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1) The Donk fan is like the guy in the neighborhood who has the most stuff. He's arrogant and obnoxious. If you just bought a new car, he's the a-hole who comes over and asks how much you paid for it. He then goes on to inform you that you got screwed because he knows this guy who owns the biggest dealership in the city and if you would have just talked to him first he could have saved you a bundle on a better model.
If he finds out you have nicer stereo system than he does, you can bet he'll run out to Circuit City and max out his last credit card to one up you. Then he'll invite you over to listen to his new Savage Garden cd. When you ask how much he paid for it he'll lie and say this guy he knows at Circuit City sold it to him for cost. Whatever he has it's the best. Everything else is inferior. Even if it's pointed out that what he has is inferior, he'll talk about cost and that the superior product is too much. The line, "But who really needs that much?" is familiar to him unless he is the one who has too much of something. Then it's an excuse to belittle what you have. His wife can't stand him but he does make a lot of money. She vents her anger at the weekly wife's bunko get together where she drinks too much wine and makes fun of his little pecker in front of all the other wives. 2) Chief fans. He's the greasy long haired neighbor in the AFC West who wakes you up at 6:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning to the sound of him working on one of the 6 beat up cars he has. You walk around to the side of your yard to see the front tooth missing and acne scarred neighborhood black sheep shaking his bony head at the mysterious ailment that's confounding his car. Hitting the alternater with a hammer for the last half hour hasn't fixed the damn thing and now he's really coming down off his meth high that's kept him going for the last two days. Then he notices you watching him and he says, "Whatchoo lookin' at". After an altercation in which he starts throwing rusty car parts and spare tires on to your front lawn the cops show up to ask him what happened. Shirtless and skinny with a pot belly full of nothing but cheap beer he begins telling them what a pain in the ass you are. They cuff him on suspicion of being under the influence of a controlled substance, assault, trespassing, and drunk in public. You can only sit and worry about what's going to happen when he's released in a few days. He won't be in the pokey long because while he's committed dozens of misdemeanors, he's managed to avoid the felony conviction. His wife is named Crystal and is a nice but suspect lady that all the other wives take turns making fun of and then feeling sorry for. 3) Bolt Fans. They're harmless. They're like the nice guy across the street who never leaves the house in anything less than a pressed pair of dockers, penny loafers, and matching Polo shirt. He has a pretty wife, nice kids, and his lawn is impeccably maintained. But you can't forget the time you threw that New Year's party where he drank too many vodka collins' and then hijacked your stereo system by putting in his favorite Savage Garden cd that he borrowed from Donk fan and turned it up really loud and started singing along with passionately in front of everyone. After getting him under control you attempted to usher him out the front door. But that's when he saw your wife's sister, whipped out his pecker and said, "Hey, yerr byootifull". Then he fell down, got up, and yacked on the new tile you'd just laid in your front entrance. After that your spouse had to clean it up while you and his ashamed wife helped him stagger home. Ever since then he hasn't said a word to you and just kind of waves when he sees you before averting his gaze. You don't totally hate the guy and you kind of feel bad for him. But this year when invitations go out for your New Year's party you make sure to tell your wife to let their invite get lost in the mail. Us? We're the cool guy in the neighborhood. When we throw a party, we throw the best party. Everyone looks forward to coming over and we're always on the invite listwhen someone else throws a bash. Just by our coolness we attract people to us. We wear the best clothes-not the most expensive, but we always look the best. People aspire to be like us and when we show up it's always special. |
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*chuckles* the KC one is hilarious...but I'm not sure about your assessment of "us".... |
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I live in San Diego, Dolts fans are by far the worse. Total bandwagoners. When I first moved here, I saw no one wearing charger gear. Now every third person I see has "2004 AFC West Champs shirts"
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