Talk **** to the teams you hate the most

[BeforeDishonor]

Here's how this works...

Instead of just talking **** about the Chargers, Chiefs or Broncos, talk **** to every team that your teams rival. If someone talks smack about your team, chime in and talk **** back. If your team hasn't been mentioned, start anew.

San Francisco Giants - I've got a diss for you... 126 million of them, actually. One for each dollar Barry Zito is getting from your team to suck beyond belief. You could add up the total $ amount the Dodgers have wasted on crappy free agents and it might be equal to that overrated piece of crap. And your cleanup hitter is the illustrious... Bengie ****ing MOLINA?!?!!?? What happened to the guy with the oversized head who couldn't throw Sid Bream out? He was pretty good.

Sacramento Kings - I won't even go there. The Lakers-Kings "rivalry" was only going to last as long as Kings fans continued to show up. According to the whopping 3 sellouts they had in Sac this year, that rivalry is dead.

Boston Celtics - your accents suck. **** you. If Boston rules so much, why does half your population live on the west coast now?

Golden State Warriors - at best, your "rivalry" with the Lakers is laughable. A team as mediocre as yours should be feuding with the Clippers.

"Los Angeles" Angels of Anaheim - Never in my life did I think fans could ruin the experience of a baseball game, but Anaheim proved me wrong and then some. I have never seen a larger collective bunch of idiots and baseball know-nothings. For a place 35 minutes from LA, you sure are amused by towney **** like fireworks and a rally monkey (oh the irony, a bunch of conservative christians in OC going bananas for evolution's missing link). And what's with this "Los Angeles" buel****? If you wanted to hub off a major city, why couldn't it be San Diego? Strip malls, bros, raised trucks, Skin Industries clothing and nautical star tattoos are more popular down there anyway.

[Devilspawn]

Please, someone diss the Yankees...

[BeforeDishonor]

Originally Posted by Devilspawn

Please, someone diss the Yankees...

You're going to have to find a Yankee fan who's actually from New York to make the request. I don't take you overseas Yank lovers seriously, mostly because it's easy to go "oh hey look, they're the best team, so they're my team." It's like the same thing as some idiot American who barely watches soccer claiming to be a Manchester United fan.

[Devilspawn]

Originally Posted by BeforeDishonor

You're going to have to find a Yankee fan who's actually from New York to make the request. I don't take you overseas Yank lovers seriously, mostly because it's easy to go "oh hey look, they're the best team, so they're my team." It's like the same thing as some idiot American who barely watches soccer claiming to be a Manchester United fan.

Actually I was born in Pamplona, but raised and still live in the Bronx. But yeah, the Yankees have more bandwagoners than anybody, but a lot are NY transplants. The others are like you said, default.

I would go off on that other NY baseball team that firied Willie Randolph at the moon's peak on a coward's whim, but their second rate reputation speaks for itself.

[32asasin]

does the list include owners too?


F@ck you any owner from LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the 2nd largest market in the US. that means that your profit margins should be pretty respectable.

for the money you make you should be able to spend more than enough money on top players and win more than a few championships.

[BeforeDishonor]

Originally Posted by 32asasin

does the list include owners too?


F@ck you any owner from LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the 2nd largest market in the US. that means that your profit margins should be pretty respectable.

for the money you make you should be able to spend more than enough money on top players and win more than a few championships.

This is some of the weakest smack ever. Not only are the Dodgers well over the 100 million mark in payroll, but apperantly you aren't familiar with a GENERAL MANAGER, who is in charge of spending the money. I wouldn't expect a Giants fan to understand this, since their general manager put $200 million into Aaron Rowand and Barry Zito.

You guys suck so bad at this.

[ChargedUp]

Originally Posted by BeforeDishonor

Here's how this works...

Instead of just talking **** about the Chargers, Chiefs or Broncos, talk **** to every team that your teams rival. If someone talks smack about your team, chime in and talk **** back. If your team hasn't been mentioned, start anew.

San Francisco Giants - I've got a diss for you... 126 million of them, actually. One for each dollar Barry Zito is getting from your team to suck beyond belief. You could add up the total $ amount the Dodgers have wasted on crappy free agents and it might be equal to that overrated piece of crap. And your cleanup hitter is the illustrious... Bengie ****ing MOLINA?!?!!?? What happened to the guy with the oversized head who couldn't throw Sid Bream out? He was pretty good.

Sacramento Kings - I won't even go there. The Lakers-Kings "rivalry" was only going to last as long as Kings fans continued to show up. According to the whopping 3 sellouts they had in Sac this year, that rivalry is dead.

Boston Celtics - your accents suck. **** you. If Boston rules so much, why does half your population live on the west coast now?

Golden State Warriors - at best, your "rivalry" with the Lakers is laughable. A team as mediocre as yours should be feuding with the Clippers.

"Los Angeles" Angels of Anaheim - Never in my life did I think fans could ruin the experience of a baseball game, but Anaheim proved me wrong and then some. I have never seen a larger collective bunch of idiots and baseball know-nothings. For a place 35 minutes from LA, you sure are amused by towney **** like fireworks and a rally monkey (oh the irony, a bunch of conservative christians in OC going bananas for evolution's missing link). And what's with this "Los Angeles" buel****? If you wanted to hub off a major city, why couldn't it be San Diego? Strip malls, bros, raised trucks, Skin Industries clothing and nautical star tattoos are more popular down there anyway.

Sounds like the bully that steals your lunch money is either from San Diego or Boston, which is it? Don't be so jealous dude, save your money for another 20-30 years and you too could afford to live down here in paradise but until then get back to that ghetto called LA. I am surprised an OC girl would date someone like you, when you say OC, you mean Rialto right? One of them chola hood rats? Technically that is an OC girl I guess. BTW, if LA is such a great sports city why no football team? 2nd largest market but can't get a team to touch your dirty ass city with a ten foot pole. BTW Why do you guys lay claim to the Anaheim Angels? Same reason you guys claim Disneyland and all the other.... because there is nothing good in that smog filled, annexed territory of Mexico.

[ChargedUp]

Originally Posted by BeforeDishonor

You're going to have to find a Yankee fan who's actually from New York to make the request. I don't take you overseas Yank lovers seriously, mostly because it's easy to go "oh hey look, they're the best team, so they're my team." It's like the same thing as some idiot American who barely watches soccer claiming to be a Manchester United fan.

I see you make friends quick don't you? You are an angry little turd. You really did get beat up alot as a child huhh?

[UC]

Golden State Warriors - at best, your "rivalry" with the Lakers is laughable. A team as mediocre as yours should be feuding with the Clippers.

Who the fug is calling it a rivalry anyways? The game does peak interest because there clearly is a lot of Laker fans all over the bay area.

If you sling **** into a man's face, don't expect a smile in return. So bust out your purple and yellow pom poms and cheer for a team who resides in the desert but call themselves the Lakers.

-- seriously, do men who wear purple reserve the right to talk ish?

[UC]

Originally Posted by Devilspawn

But yeah, the Yankees have more bandwagoners than anybody, but a lot are NY transplants.

That's funny! Transplants... if by transplant you mean most of these out of state fans have never put their big toe on a New York sidewalk, than I agree.

It's easy to root for the "bully" but what's sad is, the bully really hasn't won in a fight in near a decade. All the blackeyes really accentuatet the pinstripes well. If you really want to suck at being good, bring back Danny Tartabull and sign Sidney Ponson... wait...

[BeforeDishonor]

Originally Posted by ChargedUp

Sounds like the bully that steals your lunch money is either from San Diego or Boston, which is it? Don't be so jealous dude, save your money for another 20-30 years and you too could afford to live down here in paradise but until then get back to that ghetto called LA. I am surprised an OC girl would date someone like you, when you say OC, you mean Rialto right? One of them chola hood rats? Technically that is an OC girl I guess. BTW, if LA is such a great sports city why no football team? 2nd largest market but can't get a team to touch your dirty ass city with a ten foot pole. BTW Why do you guys lay claim to the Anaheim Angels? Same reason you guys claim Disneyland and all the other.... because there is nothing good in that smog filled, annexed territory of Mexico.

If San Diego is "paradise" then I shudder to think what you consider hades. After all, what paradise is laden with white trash meth addicts and towney white people and worships the ground that overweight fatmouth HACKsaw walks on? Though I do love the typical "you don't have a football team" argument, mostly because LA hasn't had a team in over a decade yet still has an elusive Super Bowl ring, something San Diego can't seem to get their hands on. Besides, you guys couldn't keep a basketball team from moving to LA. That's how bad San Diego is. "We can try desperately to share the market with the most popular basketball team in the country... or you know we can stay in San Diego... PEACE OUT!"

And we don't lay claim to Anaheim, Anaheim tries to lay claim to us. And annexed territory of Mexico? Have you taken your raised F150 through Chula Vista recently or are you just scared of Mexicans like every other beach redneck that lives in the 619?