Smackfest 2008

[kitared]

Well dayum no need for me to declare a winner in this first round!!


Do we have any other contenders???

[DontBeMessin]

Originally Posted by kitared

DBM....Wifee might swing that way, but I'm strickly d*ckly and like nothing but a big strong man to hold it down.....another reason you will never know anything about these fat p*ssy lips!

First off - Wifee swings every direction she can get it! Being that ugly she needs to get in where she can fit in... And that ain't too many places!!!

Secondly - the reason I won't know what your pussy lips are like is because rumor has it will burn my ABS (Alabama Black Snake) up like the blood from the creature from the movie Alien!

[FalconFan33]

this sounded like a bunch of 4th graders in a locker room yelling toilet jokes at each other. If you take out the "your mom is a hooker", and "you have an IQ of 30" jokes, then it's nothing, bla bla bla.

[UC]

and what exactly do you have, bitch?

[DontBeMessin]

I'M BACK!!!

It looks like boys win this one!! The wonder twins are back in detox - fumigating their snatches from a weekend on the strip!

Like trying to put two magnets with like charges together - they struggle with soap touching their skin!

If you look at the girls legs - on the inside of their thigh - it looks like stretch marks! But, told by Swoosh - they are not stretch marks but like dried up river beds. He explained that when they are working they have no time for clean ups so when you nut inside them - that is the path the love lotion takes leaving their snatches!

You can see the stretch marks at the corners of their mouths!!

[Chefraider]

Originally Posted by Raider_wifee

I'd love to judge if possible.. I don't think DBM is prepared for the onslaught of new comedic insults headed his way and he's about as useless in a smack thread as rubber lips on a woodpecker, but I'm grabbing the popcorn and taking a seat for this one!

OMG! I almost coughed up a lung on that....

AWESOME!