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UC · #31 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 07:15 AM

Smackin the smack but don't smack back... I didn't see this response woman! Yours may have been faster, but it was clearly even dumber.

I bet you just read your last post laughing so hard that your fat ass could create enough energy to free Tibet! No go on woman... Suge Knight needs a new bodyguard.

**Raider_wifee** · #32 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by UC

Smackin the smack but don't smack back... I didn't see this response woman! Yours may have been faster, but it was clearly even dumber.

I bet you just read your last post laughing so hard that your fat ass could create enough energy to free Tibet! No go on woman... Suge Knight needs a new bodyguard.

I know Howdy Doody ain't talking ish.. you just dry out those cornhusker ears of yours and repeat after me.. UC IS NOT FUNNY... feel better now that you know the truth? I swear you are living proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. You have less going on upstairs than a one story house... and there is too much yardage between the goal posts. I bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

DontBeMessin · #33 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 08:25 AM

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First off, you should grab a low sodium, fat free bag of popcorn and a diet coke. Unless, of course, you are still trying to nail that roll as stay puff the marshmellow man!

Are you really gay smackin? I heard the only reason you left the munch club is because your coochie is more rotten than a knot hole in a redwood.

Shiit, when you widen your stance, you put that drive through tree in Eureka to shame! I bet you can drive diesels and big rigs between your legs.

** by the way, can you please where some panties next time you wear a skirt? You are starting to scare the Grand Canyon.

UC - her whole body has been worked over by penis... Schit bro - her ears have stretch marks!!

You can pour plaster or wax down any opening in Wifee and get a dick imprint of her last visitor!!

DontBeMessin · #34 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 08:25 AM

Nostils included...

UC · #35 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 12:49 AM

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I know Howdy Doody ain't talking ish.. you just dry out those cornhusker ears of yours and repeat after me.. UC IS NOT FUNNY... feel better now that you know the truth? I swear you are living proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. You have less going on upstairs than a one story house... and there is too much yardage between the goal posts. I bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

Calling me not funny is making the assumption that you are! Howdy Doody Sweet Minty Jesus, this woman rides the line between crackhead and crazy bitch! The eroding snaggle teeth definetly uphold the crackhead and do we really need evidence of crazy bitch?

See Wiffee, talking smack to you is like putting a miniture Sonny Bono on skiis in a snow globe and shaking the bitch up! Your'e more of a mess than Emmitt Till ever was. If people really want to scare children away from doing drugs, they should be shown a picture of your monsterous ass naked every time they puff, puff, sniff.

Now get back to the streets and be the cheap slot machine that you are and earn DBM them nickels!

**Sonic Raider** · #36 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 03:17 AM

How long does this Smackfest go on for?

UC · #37 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 03:29 AM

^^^ new entry! (no homo)

**Sonic Raider** · #38 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 03:31 AM

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^^^ new entry! (no homo)

DontBeMessin · #39 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 08:48 AM

Wifee keeps dirt out of her pussy by stuffing her pussy lips in her socks...

DontBeMessin · #40 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 08:48 AM

Sonic got a free pass... You better than the Smakk Gods for that pass brotha!!!

**Sonic Raider** · #41 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 11:51 AM

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Sonic got a free pass... You better than the Smakk Gods for that pass brotha!!!

Free pass eh? Nothing like the free pass you got when you had food stamps put on your diapers when you were little. I'm gonna enjoy pimp-slapping you across the face with a patented white-powdered, hard-handed pimp slap across your face fool.

UC · #42 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 04:10 PM

I don't know what's more embarrasing... letting everyone know you really dig a kids game or actually thinking people will take you serious.

The only gold rings Sonic enjoys are ones that are applied on the kock.

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I'm gonna enjoy pimp-slapping you across the face with a patented white-powdered, hard-handed pimp slap across your face fool.

Your smack is more redundant than Whitney Houston's drug addiction.

Now make sure the door is shut so Mother doesn't see that you are using foul language. While your at it, let her know the child support check is on the way

**Sonic Raider** · #43 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by UC

I don't know what's more embarrasing... letting everyone know you really dig a kids game or actually thinking people will take you serious.

The only gold rings Sonic enjoys are ones that are applied on the kock.

Your smack is more redundant than Whitney Houston's drug addiction.

Now make sure the door is shut so Mother doesn't see that you are using foul language. While your at it, let her know the child support check is on the way

You attack me for having a character from a video game but it will never get to me. You are far from the first, just another entry in the long list of people who have said that to me. As for me handling that, been there, done that.

By the way, at least kids can spell right. It's supposed to be **** not kock.

By the way UC, does those 2 letters stand for, "Urinal Cake"? Because you are softer and you smell like piss & **** worse than one.