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Old 04-02-2008, 08:16 AM
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Wiffee's at her best... smack the smack but she ain't smack back.

I know you aren't talking original... the only thing original about you is that KFC chicken wing you got in that Shaq sized hand. Shiit.. I can just imagine the grease stickin' to your burp hole as you chew til you purple. Stop... breathe, and anunciate
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Old 04-02-2008, 08:39 AM
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Wiffee's at her best... smack the smack but she ain't smack back.

I know you aren't talking original... the only thing original about you is that KFC chicken wing you got in that Shaq sized hand. Shiit.. I can just imagine the grease stickin' to your burp hole as you chew til you purple. Stop... breathe, and anunciate
Sweet Minty above... please let the 2008 Carrot Top have back his props.. he just ain't got it no more.. I know UC must have been beat up by the big girl in school and is still having traumatic flashbacks.. you should really see a therapist about that...

I got one more prop for ya.. got it on sale at Target.. it was real cheap...



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Oh, no - you did not start this thread!!

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You got nerve calling people to the carpet and you can't even hold your own.. taking on both of you saps like the double mint twins

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You got nerve calling people to the carpet and you can't even hold your own.. taking on both of you saps like the double mint twins

hold my own? Im afraid your gonna have to do that for me wifee.. too big, i would make a sasquatch like u beg for mercy....then i would shoot a 3 pointer right down your open mouth, kinda like in all them pics ur mouth is always open .....now i know why!
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hold my own? Im afraid your gonna have to do that for me wifee.. too big, i would make a sasquatch like u beg for mercy....then i would shoot a 3 pointer right down your open mouth, kinda like in all them pics ur mouth is always open .....now i know why!
Can you refrain from the genitalia jokes for at least one post.. you know what they say.. those with the big fancy post usually has the smallest penis.. should I use my tweezers or can I lift it with an eyelash??

Now that we've got your only unfunny genitalia joke out of the way.. I'm going to need you to scrub real good around the bottom of the toilet. I hear UC isn't quite potty trained yet..

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Where da hell is DBM, I figured he would be in here getting his clock cleaned like usual....
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Yeah yeah, I know its guys v girls... but DBM's the worst of both worlds...
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Candy wants in? This chola was born before the mexican mafia was sucking a tit! I didnt know you got down with wiffee like this! It explains the slack jaw and limp tongue... You must be lickin the toad between wifee's legs. If you keep it up you'll end up with a lizard tongue like kita. Fukk lsd, wiffee produces the real acid!
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Born before the mexican mafia was sucking a tit huh? Well too bad you weren't born before white folks really started circumcising....Maybe your d**k wouldn't be as small. And stop "hiding in the closet" you know damn well your avatar represents you and your dreams........a man holding a penis close to his face! Slack jaw? Homie you've got lockjaw from sucking on the men too much..............when they pull it out does it go POP! ????
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Born before the mexican mafia was sucking a tit huh? Well too bad you weren't born before white folks really started circumcising....Maybe your d**k wouldn't be as small. And stop "hiding in the closet" you know damn well your avatar represents you and your dreams........a man holding a penis close to his face! Slack jaw? Homie you've got lockjaw from sucking on the men too much..............when they pull it out does it go POP! ????

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........now back to the smakkin'
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