I did not come up with this

[hoshdude7]

March 1st = Optimism The Raider fan starts to delude themselves into thinking that their team actually has a shot at making the playoffs next year.

Mid March = Excitement The Raider fan starts to really believe that their high draft pick is going to be the second coming of Christ

Draft Day = Thrill The selection of a beast of a college football player sends The Raider fan into the stratosphere, they begin to think the Super Bowl is within reach!

Weeks following Draft = Euphoria The Raider fan further deludes themselves into thinking that not only will the Raiders win the division, but they might even be on the cusp of a World Championship

Pre-Training Camp = Anxiety The hold out of their top draft pick begins to make the Raider fan anxious, but they are in it for the long haul and nothing can sap their belief that their team is still playoff bound

Mid-Training Camp = Denial Even though their new top draft pick is still holding out, the Raider fan begins to tell themselves that their new star can still make a significant impact in the upcoming season

Pre-Season = Fear Still no top draft pick as the Raider fan watches their team get destroyed in every game, but there is still a hint of optimism - after all, it is just the pre-season!

Week 1 = Desperation Their top pick is still not on the team as the Raider fan watches a thirty point blowout against a non playoff team

Week 4 = Panic After an 0-4 start, the Raider fan's panic is calmed by the signing of a record contract to their hold out top draft pick. This causes the Raider fan to believe that they will see some divisional rivals fall to the Raiders.

Week 10 = Capitulation The Raiders finally win a game as the Raider fan capitulates to wondering how they could have been so wrong. The highly touted draft pick is on injured reserve after playing in 4 games and not making much of an impact.

Week 16 = Despondency The Raiders win just their second game of the year as the Raider fan quietly despairs at how things could still be so bad for their favorite team.

End of the Season = Depression After ending the season being blown out by the rival Broncos, the Raider fan seeps into a deep depression.

Super Bowl = Hope After watching the Super Bowl, the Raider fan feels better and starts thinking about the next season.

Pro Bowl = Relief Relieved the season is finally over, the Raider fan starts to gear up for the next season as they start believing that with the rookie season out of the way, their top draft pick from last season will no doubt be a dominating force next season.

March 1st = Optimism The Raider fan starts to delude themselves into thinking that their team actually has a shot at making the playoffs next year.



Mile High Report :: The Typical Raider Fans Season.

[Omaha]

Wow, and will they look at you guys before bucky beaver......would look alot more like that.

P.s. We have had one draft pick not make it to camp. may want to clue the idiots in

[hoshdude7]

Originally Posted by RaiderinOmaha

Wow, and will they look at you guys before bucky beaver......would look alot more like that.

P.s. We have had one draft pick not make it to camp. may want to clue the idiots in

This MAINLY had to do with this past year and this coming up year.

[Raider Ran]

Go back and tell the short bus kids on the Donkey board we really don't give a rats ass what they think.

[trur8r]

Is that supposed to be funny? Bring better smack Donkey Boy like something Original. All of you have your heads so far up Shanahans ass that you refuse to see how idiotic you truly are.

[hoshdude7]

Originally Posted by trur8r

Is that supposed to be funny? Bring better smack Donkey Boy like something Original. All of you have your heads so far up Shanahans ass that you refuse to see how idiotic you truly are.

I find it quite funny, but then again it is not making fun of my team.

[Raider Ran]

Originally Posted by hoshdude7

I find it quite funny, but then again it is not making fun of my team.

Like I said we don't really care...

[hoshdude7]

Originally Posted by Raider Ran

Like I said we don't really care...

Don't post if you do not care

[Sonic Raider]

The Typical Donkey Fan's Season

March -- Begins practicing their prancing & braying drills

April -- Began evaluating people to see if they are cousins & if they are inbred enough for marraiges

June -- Move into trailer parks

July -- Begin exercises as well as rehearsing for the marraiges

August -- Marraiges commence featuring John "Horseface" Elway as Justice Of The Peace

September through December -- Denver Donkeys football involving trying to evaluate the next John Elway

[Raider Ran]

Originally Posted by hoshdude7

Don't post if you do not care

My site dickhead...Why don't you go away with all the Donkey BS>

[Sonic Raider]

Originally Posted by hoshdude7

Don't post if you do not care

You want to tell us what to post & what not to post?

First things first, you came into our message board, you made this thread that mentioned us Raiders fans. Reality Check, this is not the Mile Low Report or any other Broncos related site, you are on OUR turf & we will respond to you however we see fit.

[trur8r]

Originally Posted by hoshdude7

Don't post if you do not care

Our site Donkey lover, why don't you go run away and lick a donkeys balls.

[ottojimotto]

more like:
Early March: ESPN and NFL Network "so called" experts constantly report negatives about the Raiders, exposing their ignorance and lack of knowledge.
Early March: ESPN and NFL Network experts laugh at Raiders Free Agency signings, screaming about us being "way over the cap".....
Mid March: A few, ESPN and NFL Network experts, after reviewing the actual dollar amounts and the Raiders cap start to make some slightly favorable comments, contradicting their earlier ramblings.
Mid March: Even more, ESPN and NFL Network, as well as nationwide sports reporters, begin to do some research on Raider needs, salary cap, players available, and start to make clearly favorable comments about Al Davis and the Raiders free agency.
Late March: Many more sports reporting entities begin reporting about the Raiders having the best Free Agency so far this year, and may very well have the best defensive backfield in the NFL.
End of March: After several Kiffin sightings, and a article on Raiders.com, and, along with a "on the scene" spur of the moment, interview with raiderfans.net Premium Member Raider Ran, many NFL reporters pick up on this, and begin to report, "you can pretty much count on Kiffin coaching the Raiders thru 2008", they also report with the Raider free agency, and their position in the draft, they have a chance to win alot of games.

well, should I go on forever.....

[Nemesys]

We'll see who's laughing this year, donkeyboy. You were 1 bullsh!t call away from going 0-2 against the