Happy Valentine's Day to UC, Swoosh, G-Money and OGBAMMBAMM - Oakland Raiders Forum | Message Board

DontBeMessin · #1 (**permalink**) 02-16-2008, 03:22 AM

Since you are all my ho's - I figured I would give you a shout out... NOW GET BACK IN THE STREET'S AND MAKE DADDY SOME MONEY!!!

Beyotches...

And when you find Audie - you tell him nobody AND I DO MEAN NOBODY RUNS OFF FROM DADDY WITHOUT CLEARING WHAT THEY OWE ME!!!

UC · #2 (**permalink**) 02-16-2008, 03:35 AM

Look at this ankle biter trying to be all Katt Williams on my ass! This ain’t Friday After Next! Good luck finding someone to hold that wrench you mocha-chocolate with a touch of vanilla sex deprived bitch! I swear… you make these threads to excite yourself when your sex life is gutted like a Dixie Chick. What’s wrong… since you stopped going to the bar you can’t find any ugly women to seduce? Try the trailer park! There are plenty of side ways, bucktooth, loud squealing pigs that you would roll in the mud with right in tune!

DontBeMessin · #3 (**permalink**) 02-16-2008, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by UC

Look at this ankle biter trying to be all Katt Williams on my ass! This ain’t Friday After Next! Good luck finding someone to hold that wrench you mocha-chocolate with a touch of vanilla sex deprived bitch! I swear… you make these threads to excite yourself when your sex life is gutted like a Dixie Chick. What’s wrong… since you stopped going to the bar you can’t find any ugly women to seduce? Try the trailer park! There are plenty of side ways, bucktooth, loud squealing pigs that you would roll in the mud with right in tune!

I let you talk like that because it's funny and your my best money ho - and it's a payday weekend...

Attyla · #4 (**permalink**) 02-16-2008, 04:13 AM

DBM, my concern is your standards. If those cats are the best you can get, your about one step above the worst pimp on the planet.

UC · #5 (**permalink**) 02-16-2008, 04:16 AM

Yeah... you can do better! Get a ho with a man purse!

Attyla · #6 (**permalink**) 02-16-2008, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by UC

Yeah... you can do better! Get a ho with a man purse!

gotta have someplace to keep my dollas!!

DontBeMessin · #7 (**permalink**) 02-16-2008, 04:26 AM

Attyla sometimes you surprise me with you comedy! Yea - they are my best Man Whores and they'll do anything for a buck - so... It works for me!!

UC · #8 (**permalink**) 02-16-2008, 04:30 AM

Mayne... Attyla moves like a cartoon character trying the crip walk!

DBM -- you don't qualify for pimp status when one of your hobbies include licking taint! Roll your tongue and spit... it keeps OG Bamm Bamm smiling!

Attyla · #9 (**permalink**) 02-16-2008, 04:51 AM

its all about the audience

**TwYsTeD** · #10 (**permalink**) 02-16-2008, 04:54 AM

Thanks for the laugh guys i really needed it ...

**Tyson** · #11 (**permalink**) 02-16-2008, 05:20 AM

wow some classic stuff in here! im rolling