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Old 11-14-2007, 04:39 PM
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The Bozo McClown Show

There have been only two other quarterbacks in Raider history who have wore # 12 and played almost as bad as this joker; Rusty Hilger and Donald Hollis. And Bozo McClown is a striking combination of their worst atheletic attributes. At least if he trotted out on the field with oversized clown shoes, a big red shiney nose and curly wig and announce to The Raider Nation that he's not a real QB, just somebody hired by coach Kiffin to entertain us with his folly until Jay-Rock gets ready to take over, then maybe we would applaud and cheer "Josh" instead of booing him while he stumbles from center and spins out of the pocket into charging Defensive ends and flings 12 yard spirals to cornerbacks and safeties caught by surprise. This joker has made me laugh so hard at times that now i'm beginning to despise him because i no longer want to watch my Dave Chappelle dvd's anymore. I only want to see what incredible feat Bozo McClown will attempt next. I think the sad thing is that Bozo really believes that The Raider Nation really hates him and nothing could be further from the truth. I have a message for him... We love you, Josh. You have managed to make 62,000 fans in consecutive home dates, scream, laugh, cry, curse, get drunk, shoot pistols, want to binge eat and make love to our wives more than Darryl Lamonica, Kenny Stabler, Jim Plunkett, and Rich Gannon could have ever made us want to. You make us passionate Bozo. You make us feel alive like no other ring master or circus clown could have ever make us feel at a football game. Now before you do the impossible and make Al Davis put down his walker and personally police escort you out of Oakland, you make sure you let us know the next time you'll be performing in Vegas because man, you have a future in the entertainment business. You're on your way, Bozo McClown! You're on your way, baby!...
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Old 11-14-2007, 04:42 PM
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Old 11-14-2007, 05:11 PM
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Old 11-14-2007, 05:16 PM
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Maybe Homey would do a better job.....

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Old 11-15-2007, 12:16 AM
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ouch!!!! but the truth hurts mcclown is a joke
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:20 AM
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Now you know, "Homey don't play dat"

Homey would have our line blocking or he'd kick their asses!!! LOL
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:20 AM
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WOW!!! LOL!!!!! Great Post....thanks for the laugh.
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:25 AM
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Switch him to WR
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Old 11-15-2007, 01:04 AM
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First of all put this thread in the correct forum next time, thanks. Second how many more "McCown Sucks" threads do we mods have to keep merging and merging and merging and merging and merging and merging..............do people think they are the first and only one's to post a "McCown sucks" thread??
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Old 11-15-2007, 01:05 AM
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yeah it gets old and calling him names is out of line, i mean the guy just isnt good it is not like he is a jerk or has a bad attitude or anything
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Old 11-15-2007, 01:10 AM
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i think this is totally lame.

McCown is a Raider - whether you like it or not.

And i will root the hell out of anyone that is on the Raiders team and on the field of battle for us.
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Old 11-15-2007, 03:05 AM
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Josh is not a good qb but, Kiffin is the one that keeps going back to him. We will probally see him again in 2 weeks. I feel sorry for Walter
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