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The Bozo McClown Show
There have been only two other quarterbacks in Raider history who have wore # 12 and played almost as bad as this joker; Rusty Hilger and Donald Hollis. And Bozo McClown is a striking combination of their worst atheletic attributes. At least if he trotted out on the field with oversized clown shoes, a big red shiney nose and curly wig and announce to The Raider Nation that he's not a real QB, just somebody hired by coach Kiffin to entertain us with his folly until Jay-Rock gets ready to take over, then maybe we would applaud and cheer "Josh" instead of booing him while he stumbles from center and spins out of the pocket into charging Defensive ends and flings 12 yard spirals to cornerbacks and safeties caught by surprise. This joker has made me laugh so hard at times that now i'm beginning to despise him because i no longer want to watch my Dave Chappelle dvd's anymore. I only want to see what incredible feat Bozo McClown will attempt next. I think the sad thing is that Bozo really believes that The Raider Nation really hates him and nothing could be further from the truth. I have a message for him... We love you, Josh. You have managed to make 62,000 fans in consecutive home dates, scream, laugh, cry, curse, get drunk, shoot pistols, want to binge eat and make love to our wives more than Darryl Lamonica, Kenny Stabler, Jim Plunkett, and Rich Gannon could have ever made us want to. You make us passionate Bozo. You make us feel alive like no other ring master or circus clown could have ever make us feel at a football game. Now before you do the impossible and make Al Davis put down his walker and personally police escort you out of Oakland, you make sure you let us know the next time you'll be performing in Vegas because man, you have a future in the entertainment business. You're on your way, Bozo McClown! You're on your way, baby!...
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