My first attempt at smack towards the Chargers - Oakland Raiders Forum | Message Board

southshield · #1 (**permalink**) 10-14-2007, 04:19 PM

<Ahem>

Let me clear my throat.

<Ahem>

I'm not used to talking smack, this is my first time, so bear with me.

Ok, here we go.

San Diego, you Shamu watching, baby blue wearing, fish taco eating mother ****ers. Your city's claim to fame is that you are the gateway to Tijuana where your women preform daily donkey shows.

Your sports history is so pathetic the Clippers even said your city sucks.

Amazon.com is having a sale on "America's Game". You know, the great series on Super Bowl Champions. The Raiders' series is going for $23.99, but even better the Chargers' are going for.....****, can't find the Chargers' one..

Hey, I don't mean to get on you for the Chargers and Clippers, because you still have the playoff bound Padres....Oh ****, wait a minute, thats right, Trevor Hoffman blows harder than Jenna Jameson.

Ok, so the Clippers left town, the Chargers lost their best coach since....hell I can't remember, its not like I compare any of the coaches with one who has a Super Bowl ring. The Padres best season was with a roided up Ken Caminiti who still got smoked in the World Series.

I guess the one thing working for you is your Chargers' theme song. <singing> San Diego Super Chargers <end singing>. Why not just play Disco Duck you ****in' pansies.

Blackened · #2 (**permalink**) 10-14-2007, 04:24 PM

I love fish tacos...

http://www.7is7.com/otto/countdown.h...olor=%23000000

RideTheLightng · #3 (**permalink**) 10-14-2007, 04:33 PM

I'll give you a C+.

If you're gonna smack talk the Chargers, at least stay on topic. I see alot of San Diego bashing, padres bashing, woman hating, ect. You've got some decent smack in there, along with alot of useless bull****. If you're gonna smack talk the Chargers, is it really necessary to mention Trevor Hoffman, TJ, or fish tacos?

Keep practicing son, and one day you may be a man. Enjoy your dvd's, because that's those are the only Super Bowls you're gonna be celebrating anytime soon. BTW, were you even alive last time the Raiders won anything worthwhile?

Raider5000 · #4 (**permalink**) 10-14-2007, 04:57 PM

Ive been to San Diego, once or twice. And i must say Fish Tacos are OK. There not the best, but there alright. The City is beautiful, along with the weather. However the Sports Teams do suck. I mean recently the Chargers have had some sucess, but in general, its not been a very prominant sports town. thats for sure.

RideTheLightng · #5 (**permalink**) 10-14-2007, 05:04 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again, SD is a laidback town. People do their sports in the same laid back style. If the team is hot, they're all over it, if not, let's go surfing!

Raider5000 · #6 (**permalink**) 10-14-2007, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RideTheLightng

I've said it before and I'll say it again, SD is a laidback town. People do their sports in the same laid back style. If the team is hot, they're all over it, if not, let's go surfing!

nothing against people in SD, but i personally hate that motto.

Im more of the ride and die with the team, when we lose its a huge deal to me. Mabe im too obsesed with sports, but its something that entertains me as honestly right now my life is pretty boring lol.

BTW did you make your sig? it looks Raw as hell. I mean i hate the chargers, but on the same token i can respect a piece of art.

RideTheLightng · #7 (**permalink**) 10-14-2007, 08:47 PM

Yes. I do all my graphics myself. Photoshop is my friend.

Thanks for the props.

Double Ott · #8 (**permalink**) 10-15-2007, 02:51 AM

I appreciate nice graphics also. However....

You can "Ride the Lightning" all the way DOWN with Norv !!!!

ty for your time. Film (off your teeth) at 11

**d-mac37** · #9 (**permalink**) 10-15-2007, 03:12 AM

Mar-ty!

Mar-ty!

Mar-ty!

rckabillyRaider · #10 (**permalink**) 10-15-2007, 03:28 AM

does Jim Rome post on this board? No? Okay for some reason I thought he did. LOL

BlackDawg · #11 (**permalink**) 10-15-2007, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackened

I love fish tacos...

http://www.7is7.com/otto/countdown.h...olor=%23000000

I agree...fish tacos rule. well at least we can agree with that.

RideTheLightng · #12 (**permalink**) 10-16-2007, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Double Ott

I appreciate nice graphics also. However....

You can "Ride the Lightning" all the way DOWN with Norv !!!!

ty for your time. Film (off your teeth) at 11

NORV beat you guys.

And if you're gonna smack talk, at least make some sense. "off your teeth", wtf? LOL

BoltsOwnYa · #13 (**permalink**) 10-16-2007, 03:29 AM

Yo RTL!
Southshield, you must have either been beaten by your father when you were young or you are jealous of my beautiful city. Seriously, you had no reason to insult women, and the fact that our city is on the border to another country.

Enjoy your DVDs, I'll enjoy watching your team fight for the first pick again. Good luck signing them.

RaiderJOE613 · #14 (**permalink**) 10-16-2007, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by RideTheLightng

I've said it before and I'll say it again, SD is a laidback town. People do their sports in the same laid back style. If the team is hot, they're all over it, if not, let's go surfing!

I've lived in SD for like 17 years now, after moving down from the bay area and yeah, I agree with you on that. I do go surfing a lot when it's not football season. Fish tacos are good too! Go Raiders!!!