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Three-quarters of the history of the Maginot Line and some bad recipies for fish-France
Dick Cheney is a Stupid name; A "dick" is a body part-Colin Powell If not for Bill-Hillary If not for Monica-Bill He makes me wear sheets and blankets everywhere I go, then tells me I smell Like a camel-Saudi woman Chicks dig me, because I can go down on them standing up-Napolean I have been impaled by worse things this week-Julius Caesar No, bitch, I said bring me some "ass", not "asp"!-Cleopatra The Films of Roman Polanski-Charles Manson Snatch; Life with Madonna- Guy Ritchie Sorry, honey, I have a weakness for elderly, talentless, bucktoothed, bleach blonde Italian skanks with one name-A-Rod Buy the bitch a huge rock and she will come home, A-Rod!-Kobi Guys with 4 letter names just like to get it on-Kobi and ARod Sweeping your sons ashes up from the desert and burrying them in Louisiana to try and get his money-Gram Parsons Dad I told him the next time he forgot to put new toilet paper on the roller I was gonna shoot his ass-Marvin Gays' Dad Where is my Oscar? HEY LADY!-Jerry Lewis Having trouble remembering my sons' names'-George Foreman Quiet Mom! I'm Batman!-Christian Bale
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Mr. Responsible-K Fed
Ellen DeGenerus has a much hotter chick girlfriend than me-Lindsay Lohan How to have a big time movie career after a popular teen drama-Luke Perry, Brian Autsin Green, Kirk Cameron, etc Please help me escape this crazy, short, scientology weirdo-Katie Holmes Tom Jumps up and down on the couch when I show him my privates; But he hasn't actually touched me yet- Katie Holmes Mimi Rogers taught me how to screw; If only I were not gay-Tom Cruise No, I just like to have sex with guys who smell bad-Kate Hudson The Jonas Brothers sex tape scandal; How to get out of a Disney Contract-Miley Cyrus Hey Miley, just show them your rack!-Anne Hathaway
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A million a week-De Angelo Hall
Screwed; The Javon Walker Story-Al Davis If I get more than 5 carries a game, A Gazillion dollar bonus kicks in-Daren McFadden Give me the damn ball and let me drop it-Ronald Curry Fullback? Bitch I am still learning to pass protect, Now I have to run Block?-Michael Bush Hell; An eternal raiders game with no game clock-Satan How to repeatedly slam into the Right Tackles ass and fail-Justin Fargas I have a beard, Like Folk music, owned a woody, and smoke kind ganja, but don't call me a hippy or I will ban your ass-The_New_Jerry
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