Jokes

[silvernblack4ever]

Heard any good ones lately?
A new Army Captain

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'.
That's why we have the camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges', so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges.
Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asks the Sergeant "Is that how the men do it?"

"No, not really, sir... They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."

------

A woman walks into a pizza place. She sees the guy flipping the dough in his underwear.
She says "I think that is really unsanitary".
The pizza guy looks at her and says: "You think that's unsanitary? You ought to see me making donuts".

[rawhead]

A Chiefs fan and Broncos fan are walking through a meadow. After awhile they come upon a stranded sheep with it's head stuck in a fence. The Chiefs fan says "watch this" and pulls down his pants and has his way with the sheep. Chiefs fan says "pretty cool eh? you wanna try?" and the Broncos fan says "Sure". Then the Broncos fan pulls down his pants and sticks his head through the fence.