DAVE Barry: These things can kill you, but don't panic

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DAVE Barry: These things can kill you, but don't panic


Link: http://www.iht.com/articles/532876.html

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MIAMI When I got into journalism, I expected to do many things. None of them involved standing on a colleague's groin.
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But recently I learned that I might be called upon to do exactly that. I learned this in Fright School, which is known formally as Hostile Environment Training. This is a course, led by corporate security consultants, that teaches you what to do if you find yourself in a situation involving dangerous elements such as terrorists, kidnappers, robbers, rioters, or fans of the Oakland Raiders football team.

What a jackass!

[oakdawg24]

He must be upset because Rickey Williams wants to play for the Silver and Black.