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Maybe we should take out a ****ing want ad in the Sunday paper.....
Promising football team in Oakland, California is currently taking applications for a Head Football Coach. Sunny California, Great Benefits, Great Fans, A Rich History with Tradition and a Previous History of Winning. All football coaches with experience can apply...
Yes that means you, the Pop Warner Coach, Middle School Coaches, High School Coaches, Junior College Coaches, College Coaches, Coaches in the Canadian Football League, NFL Europe, the NFL....
This is how sad this really is. You mean to tell me, that with all the coaches and talent in the land...AL DAVIS can't find a ****ing coach besides washed up retreads to come here. How in the hell can he allow this to go on....He must truely be on some good drugs that affect his decision making...
WILL SOMEONE WITHIN THIS ORGANIZATION GROW SOME BALLS AND STEP UP TO THE PLATE...
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IN FOOTBALL, I ROOT FOR THE OAKLAND RAIDERS, BECAUSE THEY HIRE CASTOFFS, OUTLAWS, MALCONTENTS AND F#CKUPS. THEY HAVE LOTS OF PENALTIES, FIGHTS, AND PAYBACKS AND BECAUSE AL DAVIS TOLD THE REST OF THE PIG NFL OWNERS TO GO GET F#CKED! SOMEDAY, THE RAIDERS WILL BE STRONG AGAIN AND THEY WILL DIP THE BALL IN SH!T, AND SHOVE IT DOWN THE THROATS OF THE WHOLESOME, SH!TTY, HEARTLAND TEAMS THAT PRAY TOGETHER AND DON'T DELIVER LATE HITS"
-GEORGE CARLIN 1996
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