Do you think any Raiders are juicing?

**orlandoraider** · 08-22-2012, 11:31 AM

In the wake of Bay area athletes testing positive for steroids recently, one has to wonder if football players in the area are also juicing, especially with BALCO in the area as well. I'm a big workout enthusiast myself, im 6'4 245 below 10% bodyfat ALL NATURAL. I'm gonna chime in and say this is when people who use steroids, piss me right off. "Oh there's no point in being natural". You can't make any gains naturally and you juice - that pisses me off. Do your thing, stick 10 needles at a time, but don't complain about staying natural. I can probably squat, deadlift and bench more than you can. Are you mad at that? I did it naturally in just under 2 years with terrible genetics. Are you mad at that? Nah, 'cause you gotta go on the juicey-juice to make any kind of gains. Get some ****ing dedication and consistency. Once you learn that, sure, go ahead and juice. But if you're 250lb and you're weaker than me. ****. You kinda fail bro.

I was on a plane, sitting in my seat at the back. I looked up and saw a guy get on...big guy. I knew he lifted. I knew he ate oatmeal and egg whites for breakfast. He looked at me. He knew I lifted. He knew I had a protein shake before bed. We didn't say one word ('cause he was at the front and I was in the back), but I knew...and he knew. Now that's some cool, Fight Club type ****.

**Raider Loyalist** · 08-22-2012, 11:36 AM

....so, is this thread about some OAKLAND RAIDERS .... or just you?

GO RAIDERS!!

**ApOcAlYpSe** · 08-22-2012, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by orlandoraider

In the wake of Bay area athletes testing positive for steroids recently, one has to wonder if football players in the area are also juicing, especially with BALCO in the area as well. I'm a big workout enthusiast myself, im 6'4 245 below 10% bodyfat ALL NATURAL. I'm gonna chime in and say this is when people who use steroids, piss me right off. "Oh there's no point in being natural". You can't make any gains naturally and you juice - that pisses me off. Do your thing, stick 10 needles at a time, but don't complain about staying natural. I can probably squat, deadlift and bench more than you can. Are you mad at that? I did it naturally in just under 2 years with terrible genetics. Are you mad at that? Nah, 'cause you gotta go on the juicey-juice to make any kind of gains. Get some ****ing dedication and consistency. Once you learn that, sure, go ahead and juice. But if you're 250lb and you're weaker than me. ****. You kinda fail bro.

I was on a plane, sitting in my seat at the back. I looked up and saw a guy get on...big guy. I knew he lifted. I knew he ate oatmeal and egg whites for breakfast. He looked at me. He knew I lifted. He knew I had a protein shake before bed. We didn't say one word ('cause he was at the front and I was in the back), but I knew...and he knew. Now that's some cool, Fight Club type ****.

The second paragraph reads like a gay porn script.

**RAIDERS64** · 08-22-2012, 11:40 AM

One time at band camp ................

**AutumnWind32** · 08-22-2012, 11:44 AM

How much did you charge for BJ's again??

**Raider Ran** · 08-22-2012, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by ApOcAlYpSe

The second paragraph reads like a gay porn script.

**HC Raider Fan** · 08-22-2012, 11:46 AM

Can you please post a photo of yourself? We need a face to associate with these awesome threads.

**acidwash** · 08-22-2012, 11:55 AM

Isn't this the same person who was talking about being a prostitute in another thread?

**Raiderdave1** · 08-22-2012, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by acidwash

Isn't this the same person who was talking about being a prostitute in another thread?

Yep sure is

**MileHighRaider** · 08-22-2012, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by HC Raider Fan

Can you please post a photo of yourself? We need a face to associate with these awesome threads.

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If that's "inappropriate", I'll remove it.

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**heavyD** · 08-22-2012, 12:06 PM

The first thread was funny but not so much the second time as the OP's intent becomes more clear.

**Raiderdave1** · 08-22-2012, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by MileHighRaider

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If that's "inappropriate", I'll remove it.

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Thats funny sh!t right there.

**Luca_Brasi** · 08-22-2012, 12:20 PM

did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds???

**english_raider** · 08-22-2012, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by orlandoraider

In the wake of Bay area athletes testing positive for steroids recently, one has to wonder if football players in the area are also juicing, especially with BALCO in the area as well. I'm a big workout enthusiast myself, im 6'4 245 below 10% bodyfat ALL NATURAL. I'm gonna chime in and say this is when people who use steroids, piss me right off. "Oh there's no point in being natural". You can't make any gains naturally and you juice - that pisses me off. Do your thing, stick 10 needles at a time, but don't complain about staying natural. I can probably squat, deadlift and bench more than you can. Are you mad at that? I did it naturally in just under 2 years with terrible genetics. Are you mad at that? Nah, 'cause you gotta go on the juicey-juice to make any kind of gains. Get some ****ing dedication and consistency. Once you learn that, sure, go ahead and juice. But if you're 250lb and you're weaker than me. ****. You kinda fail bro.

I was on a plane, sitting in my seat at the back. I looked up and saw a guy get on...big guy. I knew he lifted. I knew he ate oatmeal and egg whites for breakfast. He looked at me. He knew I lifted. He knew I had a protein shake before bed. We didn't say one word ('cause he was at the front and I was in the back), but I knew...and he knew. Now that's some cool, Fight Club type ****.

Dude you might get a better response in the Chargers forum - just type "i like it in the rear" in google and the chargers forum appears right there. Tell them this story and you'll be golden.

You can thank me later.

**InReggieWeTrust** · 08-22-2012, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by orlandoraider

In the wake of Bay area athletes testing positive for steroids recently, one has to wonder if football players in the area are also juicing, especially with BALCO in the area as well. I'm a big workout enthusiast myself, im 6'4 245 below 10% bodyfat ALL NATURAL. I'm gonna chime in and say this is when people who use steroids, piss me right off. "Oh there's no point in being natural". You can't make any gains naturally and you juice - that pisses me off. Do your thing, stick 10 needles at a time, but don't complain about staying natural. I can probably squat, deadlift and bench more than you can. Are you mad at that? I did it naturally in just under 2 years with terrible genetics. Are you mad at that? Nah, 'cause you gotta go on the juicey-juice to make any kind of gains. Get some ****ing dedication and consistency. Once you learn that, sure, go ahead and juice. But if you're 250lb and you're weaker than me. ****. You kinda fail bro.

I was on a plane, sitting in my seat at the back. I looked up and saw a guy get on...big guy. I knew he lifted. I knew he ate oatmeal and egg whites for breakfast. He looked at me. He knew I lifted. He knew I had a protein shake before bed. We didn't say one word ('cause he was at the front and I was in the back), but I knew...and he knew. Now that's some cool, Fight Club type ****.

cool story