Sure I'll play.
After an 0-4 start the fans threaten mutiny. With the no-AL defense, there are no wins. Luckily Albert Haynesworth (certainly would have been an 'AL' favorite) shows up and the '5-1' defense appears. This leads to a 9-3 finish and playoff momentum.
After getting a huge lead at 6-2, they die an unceremonious death. Poor Norv gets the axe at the end of the season after they miss the playoffs yet again.
Just because they beat the Packers and Tebows last year, the fans are fooled. This team plays the most boring games and gets bumped off the national TV schedule after week 4.
After a 1-4 start, it became apparent that Peyton Manning was the Charger version of Johnny Unitas. Someone asks John Elway if he'd rather finish 4-12 with Peyton Manning at QB instead of win a playoff game with Tim Tebow at QB and his reply is - there's a reason that 'other guy' isn't on this team anymore. My grandmother was a better QB!